There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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[...] beans. He hastily grabs the coffee grinder and goes inside to grind a few beans. Remember the #1 thing in Stuff White People Like is COFFEE. Don’t forget #11 is ASIAN GIRLS. Russell scores very well on this [...]
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This blog should be renamed things liberals like
I voted for Obama and I will do it again!
I hate coffee. It’s gross and the caffeine has absolutely no effect on me. All I need is a glass of milk in the morning and I’m ready for work!
Stuff white people like – arguing about the GOP on a comment thread for a post about coffee
One simple reason, because John McCain was old and Sarah Palin was one heart beat away from the presidency. Sarah Palin had to go to four different undistinguished colleges to finish her bachelors and you are on Obama’s case about how he got elected over McCain/Palin?
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