There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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The best coffee I had is still turkish, made in special single serving “turka” with natural sweetness, dense foam and real coffee mush, worth betting fortune on it (that’s it fortune telling:)
I love this comment!! Talk about irony!
Wellington in NZ has the highest number of cafes per capita
and its real coffee, just like in aussie
Ok, so I’m white as a snow beast in a field of daisies, but let me tell you, having recently ‘done’ NY city, most of what passes for coffee there isn’t it. Melbourne, Australia is THE coffee capital!
you wouldn’t be Australian, would you?
Yet another good post by SWPL…
Another site I look at for humor is http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com. It features articles, haikus, comics, and many other hilarious things.
look at usa. white people are work addicted, they do not know how to enjoy life. sip coffee and enjoy each drop instead, they gulp it down so they can please the bossman/bosswomyn. then they retire from lame job after 25-30years with nothing to such for it but wrinkles, obesity, alopecia, hallatosis, acne, bad legs, and psoriasis. white working man=sucker. coffee drinker=winner.
I’m confused,
For my whole life I thought I was white. I wasn’t particularly proud about it, but I just accepted it you know.
But I recently I’ve been told by definite white people that since I’m of Scottish/Celtic descent, I have red hair and freckles (a sign that I have Keratin in my skin instead of Melanin like everyone else), that I’m not really white but something else: a Ginger.
I like a lot of the things that white people like: sushi, coffee, wine, liberal arts degrees, independent films, Europe, etc…. but maybe they’re right. Can you help me on this.
Am I white? If not, what am I? What is a Ginger?
GINGERS RULE!!!!
and gingers don’t count.
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