There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.





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White. hate almost 9/10 of the things are your pathetic attempt to stain our culture
I work with “not white people” who love coffee more than I do. Where do you categorize those people?
And FYI, Starbucks is overrated. I like artsy, original, mom and pop coffee shops, as do a lot of my other “white” friends.
But that’s for special occasions, when I have a few bucks to spare.
Honestly, I prefer Folgiers, prepared in my coffee maker or the coffee maker at work. A tub of Folgiers that usually lasts me about two months costs the same as one coffee from Starbucks.
Not all white people are as shallow as you seem to think they are.
We may seem ass-backward, but to us, you do to. Call it cultural differences.
Ever notice how at times your asshole gives off a funny coffee like stink?
Guess it’s only natural, and where coffee enemas originated from.
What would this world be without my wisdom?
Everybody loves coffee, not just white people. If you want to make a difference buy direct-trade coffee. This is a relationship that is directly between the farmer and the coffee roaster. The farmer receives far above fair trade (set) minimum prices for coffee.
win
i hate coffee and im white and 20
ironic.
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