There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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I assume that all you people are either 10 or from US, or maybe both?
Bad Christopher, bad!
You know what I Think is funny? All of these white kids who go on like “p’shaw, whateva, I’m no like this at all”
WOW. You’re fucking dense. This is a joke, you jackasses.
Go drink some coffee, become Bhuddist, jerk off to asian porn, and throw up a gang sign in your next douchy picture.
=D
Haha I love all the comments on this blog from the white people who missed the white people boat: “I’m white and I HATE coffee drinkers… Sooo stupid!” Heeheehee
So I’m supposed to ease up on eveything on the list now that it is out? I’m so confused??
whats REALLY cool its to be white and then denounce all the things white people supposedly like. I HATE COFFEE etc. thats won’t work at as well when you get to the blog about how white people enjoy not having televisions. it won’t sound as intellingent when your reply reads “I love television, i’m constantly watching it and just can’t get enough. in fact, i’ve never read a book.” this site cracks me up. i love coffee. AND, i’m white. who’d have thought!?
I’m not into coffee, myself. I used to drink it, but it ended up giving me caffeine headaches.
-MINESWEEP
I dont get the coffee thing either, my friend and I used to watch all the white people go for brunch and slurp away on their soy trim double shot extra strength lattes which are sold at about 500% more than what its worth, I guess they gotta wash the eggs benedict down with something.
[...] I don’t drink coffee so I can’t relate. God forbid fools don’t get their fucking Starbucks first thing in the morning. I don’t even know why I’m getting all riled up about this. [...]
agree 100% with this being number one. i dont understand why ever single white person that ever lived needs to drink coffee every day. It starts at age 12 trying to act adult and never ends.
I don’t need any fancy coffee. Just give me a decaf nonfat soy mocha latte and I’m good to go!
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