There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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I am of mixed heritage, French, Russian Jewish and Native American – I drink my coffee almost black, and think Starbucks should go out of business for selling that stuff! They have about the worst coffee I have ever tasted. Dunkin Donuts is waaaaaaaaay better!!
spoken like a true white person.
love coffee!
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
How is mayonnaise not the number 1? Yo, white people eat sandwiches with just mayonnaise on them and nothin else! At my old job, I worked with some white folks, some brothers, a couple sisters and a latin dude. Out of curiousity, I asked everyone in our room whether or not they were fans of the oily, white condiment. Not surprisingly, to me anyway, the white kids unanimously pledged their undying affinity and preference for the creamy spread. All the non-blacks either said that they used it sparingly, or that they would rather spread pitbull scat on a sandwich than to defile it with Miracle Whip.
Last post for now, I wanna keep coming here on occassion and I hope any of you readers find my sense of humor within the lines of the bloggers’ intent to be hilarious. I’m not a rich white yuppie type, though I have “white skin” & Caucasoid, and votes in the centrist side of the Democrats.
I never been hooked on Starbucks or any coffee shop, maybe the $5 a cup habit is worse than an alcoholic wasting his weekly paycheck in a nightly bar visit or a $12 cigarette pack habit without the $10 taxes added in the costs. In fact, I never liked Starbucks coffee as much. +
I like how people have used this comment section, a place where they could post and exchange thoughts and ideas about the potential truth and social discourse Mr. Lander’s claims could have stimulated, and instead used it to selfishly fill this space with word-vomit that should have ended up on a twitter page.
And yes I realize the irony of using this space to espouse my own ideas instead of discussing the topic of the post.
Lighten up.
Get it? “Lighten?”
Hmm, I don’t see how anyone could even like coffee…
Well, you’re not white enough.
If you hat coffee, you may NEVER be white enough. ever.
I’m white and i hate coffee I can’t stand the taste the smell, or even the look. I drink soda with caffeine instead. Is this list suppose to be racist, or just making fun of stereotypes? Because I kind of think it’s funny
You’re white and don’t like joe? You are obviously mixed or have a very bad identity problem.
Racist or poking funh? Just the facts mam, just the facts.
Nope, Veronica is a “white” Italian name. But the WASPs may come in contact with an authentic Italian/Sicilian in New York city and will run like he/she seen a wild bear.
LoL, I’m half-French and it should attract alot of WASP or yuppied women to me, but I wonder if I tell them I have American Indian ancestry? Would I scare ‘em off?
In the words of Lander’s “Mad men” post (#121?) : if this was 1960, I would be arrested and charged with attempted rape. I’m not in Oklahoma in the height of the KKK around 1928 either. +
So you’re saying Italians aren’t white? You must just mean southern Italians. The northern ones look like Austrians.
I mean, come on — Jon Bon Jovi, I mean John Francis Bongiovi, is as freaking white as they come.
I love starbucks, so I totally disagree with that first post! And also, I think instead of “coffee” the number one thing should be “Starbucks!”
I am part white, part Aztec. I just call it coffee, and I like it black. Starbucks sucks, never had Coffee Bean.
I like coffee because it keeps me awake and really gets my bowels going. Isn’t that what adult life amounts to anyway: staying awake (for at least 8 hours) and taking a shit?
Same here, but my French father drinks his with some milk for a “cafe lait”…and my Mom of Osage/Cherokee Indian ancestry has it in between “tea” light or “espresso” heavy. Interestingly, my father’s culture tolerates social drinking, while my Mom’s side are in Southern/Midwestern Protestant churches known to preach against drinking alcohol at all.
Yuppie people got into coffee in the early ’90s when cocaine was out of style and meth was for “rural trashy rednecks”, despite the 1970’s was full of drugs and whites only in the CIA made a huge profit selling them to poor blacks and Hispanics. For those with a 60-hour work week without vacations and 3 hour commutes to or from work, you must have coffee or the red bull/monster energy drinks (blah!).
Note: the stuff white people like blog should include an occassional rant: “why do black people hate Jews” (not true) or “why is it we respect cultures known to curtail women’s rights”? (kinda true, with Sharia law in Iran or Saudi Arabia). and why Communism is great in China but failed in Russia? (the answers are so obvious). +
+1200 points. (No mistake.)
Straight black, no moo moo juice, no sugar
Isn’t that what adult life amounts to anyway: staying awake (for at least 8 hours) and taking a shit?
Ha ha ha ha ha
I am a white male and I’ve never referred to coffee as anything but coffee, as that is what it is. I do not like coffee one bit, probably drink it less than 4 times a year.
I call it ‘Glory Juice;’ well, that and beer haha
That’s what I call my semen.
Disgusting but funny.
White people certainly do not like cargo shorts…
they almost killed Abraham Lincoln!
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/lincoln-says-uncool-cargo-shorts/
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