There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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Black people drink milk and white people drink coffee. Odd.
Ha, more like black people drink old english 800
Up here in Alaska, coffee is an equal opportunity obsession. We all need it to get through our long, dark winters and, by the time summer rolls around, we are all hooked. (Those who are too young to drink coffee get Red Bull packed in their lunch boxes next to the apple and bag of Doritos.)
I found a funny coffee shirt at Bad Idea T Shirts, they have some funny t-shirts, and they are only $7.50!
In the words of Mrs. Jefferson on the 1970s comedy the Jeffersons: “I like my coffee, dark and strong.” How about some brown sugar to turn the coffee into something white people just seem to love? Dark, strong and sweet but in a yellow-beige-caramela-mocha-choca-latte ya ya form. +
In the words of The Gay Guy on any 1970s comedy, “I like my coffee, dark and strong, and the dick up my ass hard.” How about some brown sugar to turn the coffee into something white people just seem to love? Dark, strong and hard but in a yellow-beige-caramela-mocha-choca-latte ya ya form. Hands down, ass up, that’s the way I like to get fucked.+
There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!
-Chris
And there will be numerous more if Michael Deeeznutsinhismouth don’t pay what he owes. He started it, and we will finish it. Apologize beeeeotch!!!
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
^I wrote this because I love spreading hate way more than anyone.
p.s. I’m a homophope!
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Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?)
You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
Someone please shove a 4-foot midget in my ass…
Don’t forget about me Chunky!! please shove a 4-foot midget in my ass too!!
I luvs you Chunky Redd. I don’t know why I cants quit youuuuuu.
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you continue with this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
YOINK!
HAHAHAHA I found this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s jsut as funny!!
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