There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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Love the book. Coffee should be #1. However, on my website, I’ve suggested adding dark chocolate – now sold in all the important San Francisco cafes including Blue Bottle, – and steel cut oatmeal.
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LoL according to that list I should be white
about 95 % of thouse things applys to me. But I guess that it’s just a list of prejudices.
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Coffee gives me the shits, therefore, it is not good. I don’t enjoy it enough to pay more than 2 dollars a cup for it either. I still take regular water over anything everyday of the week.
uh, well this is nice to know. Why don’t you now go and drink a half gallon of coffee. Whatever comes out of you will be the equivalent of what we think of what you just stated.
Shut your filthy mouth nigg.
awww. the white boy What is mad because he is full of shit and now it’s not only coming out of his ass, it is coming out of his mouth also.
Drink some more coffee.
At least we don’t look like shit!
You white people have probably never lived in Oklahoma. I am thinking these white people tend to occupy blue states. I don’t really like conservatives, but they are more genuine than liberals I have to admit.
Oklahoma. The only state that EVERY single county voted against Obama. Yea, Oklahomans are genuine alright. Genuine, uh, well let’s just say that they are the equivalent to what comes out of Mudacris when he drinks too much coffee.
This blog is completely overrun by rednecks like you people discussing defecation and how you didn’t vote for obama. LAME
Dude, he was saying that Oklahoma was full of people who didn’t vote for Obama and that made them disingenuous. Pay attention and actually read the post next time.
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com(the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
[...] Sean Penn and Ira Glass, who probably read the Sunday New York Times every week, drink a lot of FAIR TRADE coffee, and shop at farmer’s markets. I don’t engage in those, but I do have a Mac, I like [...]
JUST A REMINDER….
This is Your Life Michael D. on September 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you don’t apologize for this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
YOINK!
I love the divisiveness of coffee! Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks. Then McDonald’s rolls out the premium brand and you’ve got Tim Horton’s springing up to attract the Canadian ex-pats. Coffee allegiances will soon trump religion and culture as the common bond! OK, maybe that’s going overboard!
Chas
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ugh. There were other shit on this list there were funnier
Ha ha ha! this is so true! a white co-worker blames all his mistakes on not having had drank coffee during the time of his mistake. What a loser!! When questioned, he will snap in great angry that you did not hear his excuse:that lack of coffee is to blame and only couple of his brain cells were working correctly.
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