There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.
White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.
If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.
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[...] The Local Café 4 11 2009 I love small coffee shops and cafés (generally excluding Starbucks, but when it’s the only thing around an exception can be made). The peaceful atmosphere & the close community despite the urban environment make for quite a nice morning or afternoon place for study, meeting, or anything really. There is only one thing about these places I don’t appreciate, coffee. I have never enjoyed a regular cup of coffee, now coffee-based drinks are a whole different story, but on coffee, I must agree with Christian Lander when he said in the first paragraph of the first post on the Stuff White People Like Blog, There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and p… [...]
Uhhh…………………………coffee anyone?
“stuff white people like” should be #1.
…like cigarettes, or red wine.
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Why are ya’ll angry? You know damn well this is a fat, ugly, loner White guy with too much time on his hands trying to piss off White people. I think it’s kind of funny.
I also love info-mercials. In addition to loving almost everything on the list. Good call Christian L.
White people have 139 things they like, i can only think of 4 things black guys like.
1) crack, enough said.. doing it, selling it, whatever they all like it.
2) Fat white women, its like crack to them, they cant stop doing them.
3)going to jail, why do all blacks love going to jail? they all get there some how.
4)leaving thier babys moma, just plain wrong man
As soon as we start making criticisms they start getting deffensive and nasty! We speak the truth!
you forgot, black people like white people.
You Forgot Rims .
Jeff, you left out four more things black guys like:
5) gang banging jeff’s momma (as payment for the crack she comes to pick up from the ‘hood’ every night.)
laughing at jeff for being such a good beeeeotch when black guys ask him ‘who’s your daddy?’ while riding his white ass like the Lone Ranger.
6) It’s a shame you talk about your fat white mother like that jeff, she being addicted to crack and black dick and all. (PS: your real daddy is a black man)
7) while in jail, jeff was every black mans ‘pussy’ and he loved it so much that he gets arrested for petty stuff just to get ass plugged in the prison showers, over and over and over again.
Hey Jeff, there is the list of four things you like, but I will just give you the #1 thing you like to do……..
#1….. Getting fucked in the ass by a black man.
Word in da hood is you getz yo ass tapped by da homiez on da regulah. After you did yo 10 year bid in da beast, (jail for you unhip whitefolks) you aint no stranja to a dick Janet. Yeah, I know your prison name. Now here be my address, come and suck me off sumthin sumthin. My addy is 555 Weed St. St. Louie beeeotch.
Ruuuuuuude.
Why the fuck haven’t you capitalised ‘asians’?
Except that white is a color and Asia is a country…
kt: Asia is a continent.
Some Asians are white even whiter than western white and not “yellow” as some people would “color” us.
Sorry for the color terms – i just want to make a point.
He doesn’t capitalize white either. I think that’s one of those things that can be done either way.
This site is very funny. However, I think it applies less to white people in general, but more to ” sheltered upper middle to upper class WASP or Jewish college students”. i mean i’m white brasilian and in college and i see people like this ALL the time (they suck, lol)
Dan,
When white people from the U.S. say “white people,” they mean “white people from the U.S. whose descendants are not from any country whose primary language is anything other than English.” When they say “white people” they aren’t really referring to skin color. Let me put it this way: All “white people” have white skin, but not all people with white skin are “white people.” So, basically, they’re talking about your basic WASP or Jewish white person from the U.S.
I think, by white people they are refering to liberals in general. As a white person myself, and a conservative I don’t see much on this list besides Asian girls that I have ever even wasted an entire minute considering.
You’re absolutely right Dan.
You and me would probably be what is referred to on this blog as the wrong kind of white people, heh. But that’s just fine by me.
Being Brazilian is cool, but since you said you’re “Brazilian White” I think that means you’re third generation Brazilian American , so you’re basically just a white person. Sorry loser. And Wildrose, LAME
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