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#1 Coffee

There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it – like cigarettes.

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

If you want to go for extra points – white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.


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I, unfortunately, love coffee. I quit cigarettes, I quit drinking alcohol but can’t seem to kick the coffee habit. I drink a maximum of 5 cups a week so it’s not terrible as I do know people who drink 5 cups a DAY. And I prefer coffee at the deli or diner rather than DD or Starbucks. It just tastes better to me.

Oh, and also, I HATED coffee until about 4 years ago.


 
andres benedectine. on October 13, 2008 at 6:47 pm

I am Cuban. I love coffee. Can I coincide among you honkies for enjoying this activity?


Honestly, still prefer un cortado versus ” latte” which to me is just an over priced cafe con leche..


 
 

coffee is not only the love of you whites, but also that of many people elsewhere! for example my mum who grabs 2 huge cups a day. btw, i’m from china.


 
 

It is, in fact, true that although we don’t like coffee the first time we drink it, or even the second, third, or fourth times, we continue to drink it until we do like it. It’s kind of pathetic, really. I started trying to drink coffe when I was about ten. I’m finally starting to like it.


 

Yes coffee owes it’s roots to African and Arabian beginings, but like so many inventions, owes it’s perfection (Espresso, Cappucino, lattes, iced, etc.), its distribution, and refinement (Vienna/Seattle ANyone?) to the pale faced, rythym lacking west…


Dear Eurostar, you ask to whom does coffee owe its perfection, specifying “espresso, cappucino, latte…” A small clue – all these words are Italian in origin…


Italian people are, technically (sorry), in fact white.


 
 
 
Pierre Ferrari on October 9, 2008 at 4:08 am

the newest white people like is fair traded, organic yerba mate! get it at Tully’s and Whole Foods. what’s not to like…a fantastically healthy herbal plant, discovered by indigenous people in Paraguay who survived their own holocaust. lots of stimulation, lots of vitamins, lots of minerals, kind of tough to pronounce and you can drink it out of gourd, looks naughty, feels like you know Buenos Aires!…Viva Yerba Mate


 

Fair Trade DOES make a difference, and not just in coffee.

Black people don’t like coffee, so much, but they sure do love one thing at Starbucks: CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO… EXTRA EXTRA CARAMEL. $4.65 for pure sugary goodness…


 

COFFEEEEEEEE IS MY CRACCCKKKK! I love it. I actually own a coffee shop and recently made a shit-ton of money marketing it online using tips from this site: http://tinyurl.com/4kxjpl

Great stuff if you wanna make money marketing shit online. It does cost some money to join it though, but its well worth it. I would recommend it to anyone. It helped me make over $10000


what brand of coffee?


 
 

anyone can like coffee.


 

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