#7 Diversity
January 19, 2008 by clander

White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants.
Many white people from cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York will spend hours talking about how great it is that they can get Sushi and Tacos on the same street. But then they send their kids to private school with other rich white kids, and live in neighborhoods like Santa Monica or Pacific Palisades.
But it’s important to note that white people to do not like to be called out on this fact. If you run an ethnic restaurant you can be guaranteed repeat business and huge tips if you act like your white customers are adventurous and cultured for eating food that it isn’t sandwiches or pasta.




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Apparently– I, too, am a sterotype–
since these are some of my personal faves:
McDonald’s (Irish)
Taco Bell (Mexican)
Olive Garden (Italian)
Popeye’s (Cajun)
Cosi’ (French)
Outback Steak House (Australian)
Just kidding…
I don’t actually like Cosi’ .
Avery, the foods are from another country but are viewed as Americanized or not a real culinary experience. LoL! The boom of ethnic restaurants promise to be authentic (and variously regional) Chinese, Mexican, Italian, etc. recipes, is a good idea…but the bad part is the clientele are white and American, either want good food or be “culturally diverse”. +
The “diversity” brainwashing of america is complete – this site proves it. All you sheepeople repeat all the notions that have been feed to you by Big-Brother-Diversity. It wouldn’t be to bad if you had an orginal thought now.
What’s really scary is that a society can be so easily brain-washed. What’s going to happen when “diversity” falls out of fashion and it becomes fashionable to bash people of color instead of white people – the brainwashed sheepeople will switch sides.
What a bunch of phonies you diveristy people are.
Yeah, I’m into ethnic diversity. But not just when it comes to restaurants. Oh, no. I’m no racist, sexist or homophobe. Never have been, never will be.
Besides, it’s those white people you gotta look out for…
-MINESWEEP
I’m going to a Jewish Kosher deli/cafe in Palm Desert, Cal. where you count 1, 2, there’s a Jew out of 10 people. Don’t expect even one Hasidic-garb looking Jew in there, they are overall Americans…or the reality is Jews are like me & yous. Besides, they are a religion where anyone can join…and an ethnic group, the same way to be “black “or “Mexican”… and anyone can join these ethnic groups too(s). +
My parents pretty much reflect everything listed in this blog, to a point at which I might call them the pinnacle of whiteness.
Why post in this entry? My parents love to brag to other adults about how diverse my friends are. They LOVE to tell people I have close friends who are black, Asian, Hispanic, deaf, gay, foreign, or whatever else. All of it is true, sure, but I’ve always been a bit baffled as to why they felt the need to brag about it.
Whenever your parents start bragging about your friendship rainbow, start making really racist jokes, complain about affirmative action, or say Barack Obama is overrated. That’ll shut them up right quick.
Maybe because typical american food sucks? Anybody hungry for some pancakes?
Not true, blacks never owned white slaves. Blacks owned other black slaves in Africa, but not white slaves. Please take a history class before you go around spreading false information. And what does that have to do with this article you IDIOT!!!! *sigh*
Being offended (#101)
Awareness (#18)
One of the things white people like most is intellectually fashionable guilt, such as that regarding slavery in America, consuming nitrates in processed foods, etc. These worries, combined with frequent purchases of factory-ratty immigrant wear and faux humility, help divert attention from actual guilt engendered by a successful career, the income to afford factory-ratty immigrant wear, and the barely-concealed suspicion that white people are getting ahead, and they’re not supposed to really like that.
BTW, my grandfather was from Italy, and I’m second generation American. Or Italian-American. Not sure what hyphenation is in vogue this week (another thing white people like). Family never had slaves, but I’m working on the fashionable guilt thing so I can try to fit in. Though I’m not white. I’m kind of bronze. And hairy.
BTW pt. 2, people ranting about black slavery in America are ignoring, or are ignorant of, white European slavery conducted by blacks roughly 1500-1800 A.D. Victimes numbered in the millions. Google it, read it, and weep over your fashionable guilt. Then have a Starbucks. It’ll help. Have a Fair Trade coffee and it’ll be even better.
seriously is anyone actually white… i’m kinda creamy coloured and have no guilt over slavery… like my ethnic food, but don’t feel cultured for liking it. have black and asian nabours, my best friend is black, my daughter doesn’t go to a private school and all i can wonder is why i have to justify being a non racist white… or should i say why i should prove i’m not… I’m sick of people slating white people, white ethics, white guilt and thinking thats not racist!
Oops. Spelling error. Oh, the shame! (Yay, more to feel guilty about!)
To a racist white person or a neo-Nazi, if you’re Italian and Polish, you can’t join their gang. Anti-semitism never died out but went underground in the proverbial political sewer, so has people spouting Polish jokes about “you heard Copernicus was smart? He said you can walk to the sun” or “Mafia” conspiracy myths regarding any famous Italian-American politician. +
When did the Native Americans discover America? (LMFAO)
Whoever wrote this whole list of “Stuff White People Like” is a very bitter, black racist!! REALLY! How do you know so well what white people like?
i agree u guys must be racist yourselves to write this garbage!!!!
Being offended (#101)
Irony (#50)
Your ignorance is showing. The writer is white.
Uh…Michelle, why assume that the person who wrote this is black? Do Black people know more about white people than they do about themselves? If your answer is …”duh,. obviously not…” than why would you assume the writer is black?
It seems you have a few issues to work out. Let me know how things progress…
Michelle Obama? What are you doing here? Glenn Beck said you and mr. president Barack are racists. Do something about him now, before he exposes you all for racism. What an angry white male (and a Mormon) believes in anything! I’ll tell him you’re Reptilians from a planet orbiting a star Zeta Reticulum and he’ll believe it (so would Art Bell). +
i feel u
lord lord lord Michelle. Lets get it together. “Biiter, Black Racist!” Really Michelle????? Cumon just get it together.
By the way his face is like everywhere!?!?!? tsk tsk tsk….
well idk if the person is black but they are very bitter and racist against whites. and so are you
uhh…the dude’s white. It’s called “satire” Look it up.
Lol @ Vikings discovering America before the Native Americans!
you dumbass native americans didnt “discover” america. ancient ppls crossed the land brigde connecting asia to america. GET AN EDUCATION!!!!
Sorry dan you are wrong the first people to dicover america was the native americans. you are right about the vikings also dicovering it . see the vikings dicovered america before critopher columus and to today we celebrate columbus day but we should celebrate leif erison day instead.
both of those groups raped the woman, burned the villages, and enslaved the male indians. Now should we really be celebrating either of them?
But then again, that’s not His-Story, it’s My-Story.
I believe the point trying to be made here is that there was once a land bridge that connected Alaska and Russia. You see Ancient Humans used to migrate all the the time in search for food. On their quest for food took them over then land bridge and in to the North America Continent.
The Vikings came to North America as well, but their endevers took them into Canada, around the islands of Newfoundland and Green Land.
During the time of Columbus everyone thought the world was flat. Also, Europeans wanted to find an easier way to trade with Asia. That is where Columbus came in. There are other details that would not fit in this block of space. So, that said, Columbus set out into the vast ocean and he eventually set foot on to the new world. When he returned, his journey was the first to be recorded.
We celebrate Columbus Day, not because Columbus was the first human being to discover America, but because he was the first person to WRITE A REPORT about it, and turn it in to his investors. White people like written reports on stuff. Don’t know why it isn’t on the list, they do, along with committees (as a way to solve problems not in their own back yards).
I think we should celebrate james earl ray’s birthday for his great accomplishments, better yet let’s have a whole month dedicated to white people and their great achievments
i agree there is a hispanic history month black history month breast cancer awareness month i think we need a white month. ohhh and whats this crap on tv shows when there are a bunch of black ppl and the one white person is a dumbass? what is that!!!! that really grinds my gears!!!!
that is actually a great idea, we could probably get a whole week off for that holiday. now all that’s left is a name… “White Week”? no..
like, I’m not joking. good idea.
There’s a “White Day” in Japan. No joking.
(It’s for giving something back to whoever gave you something on Valentine’s day…)
Nobody celebrates Columbus Day anymore, it’s only for a few Italians in New York. The holiday was “racist” named for a white guy showed up in 1500 America, and told the Europeans to come on over and destroy these people he encountered called “Indians”. Columbus isn’t the only one, nor he thought of colonialization, and you should thank Fernando Cortez, Francisco Pizarro, Magellan, Cabrillo, de Soto, de Anza, Junipero Serra, etc. for the rest. +
I am so sick and tired of the fucking double-standard!!!
OMG! YES, ONCE UPON A TIME, WHITE PEOPLE HAD BLACK PEOPLE AS SLAVES! GUESS WHAT!?!?! THOSE TIMES ARE GONE AND PASSED!
MORE IMPORTANTLY, you should realize that the white people around today WERE NOT AROUND BACK THEN! We didn’t do anything!
So go ahead, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!
HELL YES!!!!! YOU ARE MY HERO FOR SAYING THAT!!!! IT NEEDED TO BE SAID SOOOO BADLY!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! also if your going to bitch people do it with people u know and not acuse others for your misfortunes
The only problem is, the white people living today are beneficiaries of the priveledges earned by their slave owning grandfathers. Yes, I said it, your grandfathers. Because your grandfathers owned slaves and didn’t pay them fair wages, your family was able to earn large amounts of money over a long period of time. How do you think most of the fortune 500 companies got their start?
Because of the actions of your grandfathers, you are afforded the opportunity to get good jobs (my father is friends with so-and-so so he got me in the door). The same goes for education. Because blacks were not given the opportunity to go to school or even read for that matter, their sons and daughters were not able to read or go to school – all the while your grandfathers and grandmothers were in school learning things and going to college. This set blacks back academically while whites progressed – you bear the fruit of that today.
Now white people, do me a favor and look around the office you work in. Do you see many black people? If so, what position do they hold? You will probably find that most of the blacks who work in your office are admins. Do you think this is because black people are not smart enough to hold higher level positions? If that is what you think than we may as well be living in the stone age. But if you do not believe that, than there is only one other answer – whites do not give blacks equal opportunity. And without equal opportunity we simply can not, as Columbia said, “Get The Fuck Over It!”
As for your comment about white people having what they have today because of a “jump start” due to our grandfathers owning slaves, can I just say HELLO????? You need to do your homework and realize that most people’s grandfather’s, including my own, did NOT own slaves and most of my ancestors who owned a lot of land MANY YEARS AGO sold that land and we today have nothing to show for it. Everything my grandparents and my parents owned was from their own hard work!!
You really need to stop with the stupid excuses and quit making things up to make yourself feel better. All this about “look around where you work” blah blah blah … that is just retarded. Black people today have just as many opportunities as whites, if not more due to being a minority and having minority rights, so there is no excuse why blacks don’t have even more than whites. NO EXCUSES!!!!!! It really gets old hearing the same old thing over and over and over … move into the future, which allows everything for blacks and white equally.
Nigga please.
My ancestors didn’t own slaves. Same for most whites.
Simple historical fact is, Brazil & the various West Indies, imported most of the Africans during the Atlantic slave trade years. And far more, prior to that, amongst your own African tribes.
Put it away, negroe. We ain’t buyin’ what you sellin’.
Obama boy -
This is one of the most pathetic rants yet. You don’t know anything about the writer. My Grandfather didn’t own slaves, asshole. He arrived in this country in 1890. Slavery didn’t exist during his time in Ireland, either, asshole.
I’m not benefiting from slavery, you dumbass, I”M PAYING FOR IT! I’m a straight, white male – the bane of every victimhood-oriented, entitlement-seeking, distant-past-history embracing “minority” to come down the road.
I echo Columbia’s sentiments:
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it.
Too bad the Africans were not advanced enough to protect themselves from the Europeans who sold them as slaves….If it wasn’t for Europeans in the United States, Canada, and South Africa…you would still be living in the African jungles or savannahs as primitive tribes…starving or fighting other tribes as they do now.
So I am a white guy from a lower middle class family, working for an hourly wage. Who can I blame?
A black man is President. A black man is on the Supreme Court. A black woman is Secretary of State. Oprah Winfrey is a BILLIONAIRE.
And you and I have more in common with each other than we do with any rich powerful person, black or white.
Face it! Neither you nor I are willing (or talented enough) to do what it takes to get ahead.
The only difference is I have no one to blame but myself!
I hate to inform you that even if we currently don’t own any slaves, we still benefit to this day from slavery. All that free labor built up America’s economy to where it is now. You also have to think logically. According to Nozick’s entitlement theory, you’re entitled to what you have as long as nowhere in the chain nobody was wronged. My ancestors did own slaves. They got rich off that labor and sent their kids to college and reinvested their easy-earned profits to make even more money. What I have today is illegitimate but it’s okay. I still sleep well at night.
Columbia—
NEWS FLASH! Most of us Black people really aren’t mad about slavery anymore sweetie. We’re not even really upset about the thousands of other f***ed-up things that have happened since then (the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, genocide, the treatment of Black soldiers overseas, Black children that take missing that the authorities don’t even ANNOUNCE, Jim Crow laws, exploitation, Jena 6, police brutality, etc.).
What we might be irritated with is the everyday stuff that goes on NOW that people like you don’t even realize is going on because “oh, this is 2008.” We just throw out “slavery” because that’s the last horror story they really teach us about in school.
I’m not trying to be rude or disrespectful or any of that…it’s just that I’m tired of people saying “get over it” like all of Black America is still holding slavery over the world’s head…like there isn’t anything else to get over anymore…please…
That’s not true. 75% of me is still pissed off about slavery. The other 25% is a combination of being pissed off about Japanese interment camps and people that take comedic blogs like this so damn seriously.
Eh? Eh? Eah… forget it. Believe it!
hey u know Uzumaki i agree, buh im more like 35% pissed off about slavery, 30% pissed off about the bulk of white people at my school(East Forsyth), 5% pissed off about Limbaugh, happy that i well endowed(n still growing), and 30% pissed off that history is so Fucked up!
Naruto – comedy allows us to talk about subjects that may be taboo otherwise. It’s a good debate people are having, started by this particular blog / platform.
Keep on talking folks, this may be your only opportunity to have an honest open dialogue about race.
I hope it will help in some small way to bring us closer together. I have always wanted a black friend. Will you be mine?
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dont hate the player fool hate the game!!!! dont blame us blame yourself none of your problems are because of our great great great grandfather owning a slave gots it!!!! thats right i went there girlfriend and yea i call yous a grl cause u bitch like on. like while some bitchy chick is on her period. HAHAHA!!!!
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