Stuff White People Like

I’ve heard it said that there are two groups of people in the world, one group saw the people jumping from the world trade buildings, the other group didn’t.

I think that’s true.

I wonder which group B.O. is in?

I don’t give a damn if people think I’m racist.

He definitely shouldn’t be on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com with this stupid description “because white people are afraid to be called racist”… If everyone else wants to be a pussy so be it, but I don’t like Obama. I’m not “afraid” and I don’t really give a shit what black people, (or any other people for that matter) think about my opinion. Remove this stupid definition and replace it with something that is not complete bullshit

I’m in favor of civil discourse, of course, but I can’t help but think that Rep Joe Wilson expressed the feelings that millions of Americans have about B.O. when he shouted, “You lie!” B.O. lies and he’s very good at it. B.O. said that the health care bill would not cover illegal immigrants but that is not true.

The bill in its current form will cover illegals because the bill demands that every employer offer health care insurance to every employee. As we all know, illegal workers are employed all over the U.S. So, the roofing company that has a crew of workers, a forth of whom are illegal, will be offering health care paid for by you and me to all its workers, not just the legal ones.

And this is how B.O. operates …it’s nuance and the slicing and dicing of worlds not the straight truth that Americans were hoping for when they voted for him.

i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me

1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!

2 bes continued

put alil love in your heart

When we left hot foot luke, he was getting ready to go to the players ball as big dick louie. All dressed up and looking like a halloween throw back pimp, he dashes to the car to take it to the function. He attempts to start the car but to his dismay, it will not start.

” I don’t get it, I got the key in the ignition…. what’s the matter?” he thinks to himself as he gaze blankly at the ignition switch.
“Mom never had a problem starting it before, let me try this again”.
He pulls out the keys and re-inserts it back in the ignition. He pauses and waits.
Nothing.
“What now?” he thinks to himself as he gets out the car.” Am I suppose to do something else?”
Our pathetic lil Luke never realized he has to turn the ignition key to start the car.
He puts the keys up and decides to catch a cab to the ball, He walks to the corner and looks for a cab but there is none to be hailed, so he decides to try his hand at hitch hiking. He raises his thumb and a old rusty pick up truck stops to give him a ride.
” Hi, my name is Kenny, but people just say killkenny for fun, yucka yucka, yucka.” the driver says.
“I’m Luke, hot foot luke, can you give me a ride to this address?” he says as he hands kenny the flyer.
“Well, yep, I sure can. Get on in.”
Luke gets in the truck and they head to the function.

“1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!” Kenny says to Luke.
“Me too, that Zack is soo ho….., hey wait a minute. I’m not gay dude.”
Luke caught himself. I only jerk off to the black girl on that show, I never thought about having Slater in my mouth while Skreetch pumped me in my asshole. That never crossed my mind.” Luke says.
“Oh, I apologize, with your purty lil outfit on, I just thought……”
“don’t worry bout it Kenny,” Luke says with a slight smile. that is the first positive comment someone has said to him in a while.
“So…ummm…Kenny, when your dad… er.. stuck his tongue in your bootie, did it feel good?” Luke ask nervously.
“Well yes it did. It felt alil something like……” Kenny pulls over the truck and puts it in park. He puts his hands on Lukes shoulders and gently turns him to the truck door. Luke is soo obedient. He does as instructed. He starts to breath a little heavier as Kenny undos his pants. He has’nt felt this good since his lil love session with his teddy bear. Kenny leans over and sticks out his tongue and he……….

to be continued.

Will Hot Foot Luke accidently fart on KillKenny’s tongue?
Will the police creep up from behind and shine the spotlight on the two love birds in a compremising position?
Will the aroma of man lust musk attract a rabid raccoon that will bite Kenny on the ass while he is fucking Luke in the butthole?
Stay tuned boys and girls, for the next episode of

No country for dumb men.

Hey, I love having gay sex with my servants, and burning down orphanages! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com it’s a very unoriginal/unclever site. My penis is less than two inces long, and I have trouble getting it up!

Actually, I hate Obama and I am white

Be glad the government isn’t controlling people’s lifes in a way a black person can vote, hold a job, possess income, buy a home wherever he wants, marry a spouse outside his race and be referred to as a “person” by the officials. +

The Post Office.
The D.M.V.
Government Housing
Amtrak

Your Health Care?

Why in the world would anyone want the government involved with providing health care? What has the government ever done that has lowered costs, increased efficiency or improved a product/service? Do we want to live in Government housing or ride Amtrak? Why do we think we’d like to see a doctor controlled by the government?

What sort of logic is it that says that the government could run a health care industry equal to 1/6th of our economy in a way which would provide better service to the consumer than we now have? It’s like hiring a roofing company which has never completed a roof on time or for the amount agreed upon or that didn’t massively leak and believing that this time the company will provide a much better roof than you could receive through some other company.

Government run health care is madness!

Lol, this is one of the funniest things i’ve seen!! So true!!!