#11 Asian Girls
January 20, 2008 by mylosh
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.
95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
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What are we pickle smooching, nutt hugging butt gobblin democ-RATS going to do now!!! Obama is getting weaker in the polls and these democrat ass clowns are proving Enigma the dumb fuck I is, they are full of more shit than a telepotty at a Stevie Wonder concert on a friday night.
I always have and always will believe Obama must go NOW, and the rhetoric chump-change he offers this country. I do not believe in God nor this man!!!
Speaking of great black men, where are they, does anyone know? It is now the first day of “Black WHAT HISTORY?? Month” and all you white folks need to piss on our kinky heads. I wish I was born white, I would have a big dick, have better luck with the ladies, even have a JOB! Most of all…well, let this typical black dude tell it like it tiz…
I guess I have to make due with my little black shriviled up dick, asian boyfriend and the fact that I can’t find a job! Atleast I can still dream!!!
DA NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS GOTS TA GO!!!! AN IZE A NIGGAAAAAAAA!!!
What are you pickle smooching, nutt hugging butt gobblin repubic-CANT’S going to do now!!! Obama is getting stronger in the polls and these republican ass clowns are proving Enigma right, they are full of more shit than a telepotty at a White Snake concert on a friday night.
I always have and always will believe in Obama and the change he offers this country. God bless the man!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of great black men, it is now the first day of “Black Man Appreciation Day” and all we white folks need to pay our respect . I wish I was born black, I would have a big dick, have better luck with the ladies, even have a JOB! Most of all, I would love to be able to sing this song…………
I guess I have to make due with my little white shriviled up dick, asian boyfriend and the fact that I can’t find a job! Atleast I can still dream!!!
What are we pickle smooching, nutt hugging butt gobblin democ-RATS going to do now!!! Obama is getting weaker in the polls and these democrat ass clowns are proving Enigma the dumb fuck I is, they are full of more shit than a telepotty at a Stevie Wonder concert on a friday night.
I always have and always will believe Obama must go NOW, and the rhetoric chump-change he offers this country. I do not believe in God nor this man!!!
Speaking of great black men, where are they, does anyone know? It is now the first day of “Black WHAT HISTORY?? Month” and all you white folks need to piss on our kinky heads. I wish I was born white, I would have a big dick, have better luck with the ladies, even have a JOB! Most of all…well, let this typical black dude tell it like it tiz…
I guess I have to make due with my little black shriviled up dick, asian boyfriend and the fact that I can’t find a job! Atleast I can still dream!!!
What are you pickle smooching, nutt hugging butt gobblin repubic-CANT’S going to do now!!! Obama is getting stronger in the polls and these republican ass clowns are proving Enigma right, they are full of more shit than a telepotty at a White Snake concert on a friday night.
I always have and always will believe in Obama and the change he offers this country. God bless the man!!!
Speaking of great black men, it is now the first day of “Black Man Appreciation Day” and all we white folks need to pay our respect . I wish I was born black, I would have a big dick, have better luck with the ladies, even have a JOB! Most of all, I would love to be able to sing this song…………
I guess I have to make due with my little white shriviled up dick, asian boyfriend and the fact that I can’t find a job! Atleast I can still dream!!!
oh yea…
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Uh huhhh…
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thats what I’m talking about…
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEZ UGLEE NIGGAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
Havin’ my baby,
what a lovely way to show how much she cares!!!
Yessss
OH YESSSSSSSS
OHHHH GOD, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and she looks like my hot asian boyfriend
and here’s my son…..
and my dreany hot boyfriend…….
I just jizzzed in my panties
XDDDDDDD
oh yea…
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2.
Uh huhhh…
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thats what I’m talking about…
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WTF!!
I couldn’t resist coming out on this site,yes me, Enigmahomo!!! I always sit in my rusty purple Caddy in the back slums of Harlem on a dark lonely night beating my one inch dick to the songs of Micheal Bolton while dreaming of my hero Barry Manilow to come and drop my shit stained underoos and plow me like the dog I am!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
After jerking off my microscopic dick to Celine, Michael and Barry, I dream of my true love Justin…a real dreamy, creamy groovy kinda my guy…I likes em young.
I love this video and dreaming of punching the shit outta that lil cunt that stole him from me.
Who knows, maybe he’s just trying to make me jealous, look at what he has in his hands…tell me he doesn’t want my fully erect black 2 incher!
Ohhhhhhh, Justin….ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Could I be any gayer and faggoty?????????????????????????????/
Oh yeah,
Let us go down memory lane to the sounds of my theme song…….
1. Ahhhh, remember Enigma when you could come on this site and bully white people around, while whining victimization and RACISM! RACISM! while a niggaaa sits in the “White House?”????? Where am I now? I see Coons alot more than you.
2. Run over my little girls dog lately??? Of course, that’s our only breakfast protein.
Did I wake her out a sound sleep to watch little Rover take his last breath??? I am a sick fuck in that way.
3. Is my asian husband/wife still running my life with an iron fist??? Am I still getting fist fucked, of course! I know I enjoy bragging about how independant he is, but all I am really doing is bragging about how big a BITCH I am!!!
4. Did I find a job yet?
5. How did I pull off the shortest dicks, same as the long ones in Afganistan history! After applying for the first job in my life, I come on here and sing my swan song like anybody gave a fuck! Then I try to fit as many dicks in my back side after they told my dumbass to fuck off! Then, as if nobody would notice, then I try to creep more into my backside as if nothing happened.
I know you all have one more question just for kicks and giggles, if I don’t have a job, how the hell did government take food off my kids plate??? My broke ass is keeping food of my kids plate, what a dumbass!!! That’s why my “BLACK” wife dumped my poor ass and married a WHITE man, Barry Manilow, and I in return became a BITCH to a so-called asian woman. Woman….., sure Enigmahomo!!!
Oh, in my attempt to be king of the blog, my racist dumbass basically lift my life story all over this site. When I am taking my long lunch at the WELFARE LINE, I may just go back in time and repost my SHAME!!! Just like that big dick in my mouth, it will be cumming back to me noooooow!!!!!!!!!!!
Put abig loving hard on up my ass!
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