#11 Asian Girls
January 20, 2008 by mylosh
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.
95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
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I invented a word for this type of white guy — a “gawkasian”
suk my penis wanker
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http://www.diehipster.com
my sisters and i have always called them “rice kings”
thats the title to the first chapter of my book
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
[...] But by far the best entries for me personally were: Asian Girls. I’m including most of the post here because I liked it so much and it hit home. White [...]
Balance this out with black guys. White men are exempt from the jungle loving.
My three brothers-in-law are white. They have successful careers – good thing, they have 6, 5, and 4 kids respectively.
A white man will decide who the babe-du-jour is for him…and then he’ll go get ‘er (unless he’s Emo, too much of a Nice Guy [http://www.nomoremrniceguy.com], or some other variety of punk-ass).
NOT ME, they tooo skinny with all them pokey bones stickin out! Give me one of them fat trailer park white bitches whos finnna tattoo my name on they neck, titty and wrist!
You should consider yourself fortunate, then, since Asian girls tend to like grammar.
yah. i love grammer. sorry, but I FREAKING HATE GRAMMER!!!!!!!!!! no offense.
Amen.
http://www.asians4whites.com
HAHAHAHA! Indeed, we do!
Call me crazy, but I think that poster was joking.
I loled. I for one would like to attack back. Let’s start taking the white women, who’s with me?
I’m with you. Rawr.
– a white woman
Colin makes a great point: White People like getting very angry about issues of race.
Also, he points out that White People who think they’re down with black people and hip hop are almost always humorless and intolerable.
I hate racism. Exotification sucks. F*** White guys with “Yellow Fever.” Read a book by Ron Takaki or eat a sh*t sandwich and die. Asian fettishes make babies cry.
-senbei
I am a white guy that prefers to date Asian women………..I was in the military for a while and spent many years in Asia (Japan, Korea, Guam and traveled all around). I spent my formative young adult years (18-25) in a culture that wasn’t my own. With that being said I prefer to date Asian women because I like their culture better than my own…………..I am typing on an Apple computer (no joke!)
racism (the idea that one race is superior to another) sucks. yellow, black, white, brown or red fetishism is perfectly fine. if one wants one’s children to have asian or african or european traits, that perfectly ok. its one’s own progeny, hence one own’s perogative.
i have a yellow fetish and im damn proud of it. i want my children to be half black and half yellow and for that reason, i moved to japan
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
Thank you for mentioning Takaki!
I’m a half white/half minority and admittedly react in a more typically pop culture infused American manner, whatever that means.
What you said reminds me of the questions, Why stay within your own culture of what you had no choice in being born in? And why carnally devour porn about one ethnicity different from your own? Forget about colors and go after people you like because you like them, not the color of their skin.
(*Side note, while I do not believe it is possible to simply be blind to color, I firmly believe it should have no grounding in who you fall in love with.*)
Goofball, this isn’t racism it’s personal preference!
There is no such thing as racism in dating!
If you don’t like a certain cultural or ethnic type and they don’t float your boat, it isn’t racism, it’s liking one flavor more than another.
that’s called institutionalized racism. you’ve been socialized to think that it’s “preference.” take the red pill and wake up!
So what if someone likes blondes over brunettes? Is that preference, or some other kind of -ism? Seriously, conspiracy theorists are awesome.
Seriously? I mean… re-read your post. You take yourself seriously? Institutionalized racism? Red pill?!? I think someone has taken a few too many worthless liberal arts classes.
Agreed, way to many useless arts classes. Now stop pretending like any of that is meaningful knowledge and go back to your only employer McDonalds
I completely agree with you “anonymous”! Institutionalized racism constructs the public’s perception of every ethnic group as a means of reinforcing a social hierarchy.
Or that could mean someone has actually read up on what it is they’re talking about.
I am white. I am attracted to white girls the most. I am not sexually attracted to most black girls, but there are some amazing ones. Same with Asians and to a lesser extend with brown girls. My cock is not racist, it just gets harder for certain looks. Usually these girls are the prettiest irrespective of their race. I would much rather a fit black girl than some average pasty white thing.
It’s racially motivated. When your preference involves likes or dislikes base on skin color. It’s racially preferred. Just like all those white girls who says “Nothing against your kind, I prefer dating a white guy.” They may not be a racist or prejudice on the level of political sense but when it comes down to relationship or who they sleep with, their true color shows, they won’t date an Asian or Black person. Not only are they shallow to judge on appearance but they ARE racist (just a very small percentage on the scale of racism) because the appearance is color related.
umm…isn’t judging on appearance typically considered shallow?
So… we shouldn’t take skin color into account in our personal preference for dating, because that’s racism? By that logic, we shouldn’t take hair color or eye color into account, either. And I guess we can’t be “prejudiced” in our personal preferences for weight, religion, social class, or intelligence… right? Do I need to take it further? No? Too bad, I’ll still go there… If we can’t choose based on any of the above, then we also can’t be prejudiced about sexual preference! So if we should just find people with similar interests, should we all be f***ing our best friends, even if they’re the same sex?
Okay, so how about something less sarcastic and extreme?
What if I say I’ll date Black girls, but only light-skinned Black girls? Or if I say I’ll date White girls but only Spanish/Italian girls with darker features? There’s absolutely nothing AGAINST any race there – it’s just a preference FOR a medium skin tone. People have certain things they find physically attractive, whether it’s big boobs, or a certain skin color. Even if I say I’ll only date girls with pale white skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair, it’s still not racist, it’s just a very particular preference (albeit a stupid one, limiting myself to such a small percentage of the population).
If it was a general statement about all people, like “I only like people with pale white skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair”, THEN it would be racist. Unless I met every other person in the world who doesn’t fit that description, saying I don’t like them would be ignorant. And if I said something like “I only date Asian girls because they’re smarter than other girls,” that might be a compliment to Asian girls, but it’s also racist because I’d be making a generalization about race and intelligence.
I say mix it up. I don’t care if it’s White guys with “yellow fever” or White girls that “go Black and never go back.” The more difficult it is to narrow people down to simple-minded sterotypes, the better this world will be.
I know this is an old post, but I had to respond. Your points are right on! Absolutely impecable reasoning against the some of the former bone-headed comments.
You said it all…I don’t need to elaborate.
Hunter and anonymous you were just slammed by perfect logic. Now go on cry a tear and console one another before your little liberal hearts burst.
This is the simplest argument to rebuff.
We are not speaking of general preference (i.e. most of the time I wish to date those with X-physical characteristic). We are speaking of simple discrimination (i.e. I wish to only date those with X-physical characteristic).
If the characteristic is there by birth then you have classified those born with it as acceptable for you to date and those not as unacceptable for you to date. Since the dating criteria depends on attributes beyond a persons capability to change it is simple discrimination.
The argument made for same sex dating is erroneous since we have assumed the dating is taking place in either the category of heterosexual dating or in the category of homosexual dating. That means if you are gay and you restrict your partners to those only of a certain race or look you are discriminating. Plain and simple.
Dude, maybe you are just an ugly f*** who no one wants to bone, regardless of your race. Sorry to hear it though, Fug-nuts.
White girls who “go black” should be horsewhipped!
Someone must have penis envy.
Native Americans are bigger down there than.
thats like saying a person who eats a sandwich on rye bread because wheat is too fatty must hate all fat foods, NO that person just likes F***IN RYE BREAD
Your Mother.
Yeah your mother sounds about right
What about white girls who won’t date white guys? Are they racist too?
lol – genius response!
Same issue there. Still dating base on race. I am not saying they are full on racist. But have slight racist like tendency. One should select partner base on the personality and attraction not race or popular media on what is an ideal partner.
Oh,
Hunter, I don’t want to see you make any dating or relationship decision based on any appearance, of any kind. I suggest you pick a name out of the phone book and so long as their willing hook up, marry and have lots of kids…provided their not male. Of course, you wouldn’t want to be homophobic, so if this person happens to be male you should still hook up with him.
You are a DUMBASS! So, shut up…
Please…
Shut up Hippie!
i dont know which crack pipe youre smoking but no man is going to initially select a partner based on “personality,” but attraction? most certainly. and how are humans attracted to eachother? we process 2/3 of the data around us through visual stimuli and in order to be attractd to someone, we must find them attractive. in order to find them attractive we must see them and we are all socialized to find certain people and things attractive or unattractive. its natural. yes i have a yellow fetish, but i still find black, white, brown and red women attractive. im just not attracted to them, and aint nothin’ wrong with that.
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
I am a racists cause i won’t date girls with small breastesses or a lack of cakes.
If you’re implying Asian women have small breasts, please, look around some more. I know PLENTY who have C and D cups.
thank ya! praise the lord for someone understanding!
sorry, just wanted to write a comment inside a comment inside a comment inside…. you get the point
Yeah but some people tend to find most (insert ethnicity here) unattractive, or attractive, or what have you. That’s great if some has a wonderful personality but if they don’t get the juices flowin’ too how long could the relationship really last? There’s nothing racist about preference…racism comes from hatred, not from “asians make me hornier than italians,” etc.
you’re totally right hunter. One should not take appearance into account when choosing a significant other. Even the appearance of their face. or genitals. shouldn’t be ugly-ist or sexist either.
wht do u mean by sexist? by saying tht, ur saying tht straight guys are sexist by not having sex with other guys; same wld thn be true for all the other variations of this example.
This is true, but with is a caveat that White People (Men) love even more PARTIALLY Asian women, with part-White, part-Asian being the most prized mix.
Provided they get the right parts White and the right parts Asian (and they usually do), there’s nothing better than 5’2 almond-eyed smooth-skinned 110-lb brunette with J-Love sized tits and 3% body fat everywhere else.
Gosh, are you referring to breeding of animals or the beauty of evolution through diversity?
Food for thought here.
Enough attacking! There’s so much more here to learn than fear and hatred.
And their hoochies are sideways!!
That sounds like my gf… ‘cept she’s 5’1” Half-korean/Half-White, Dark Brown Hair, and 36C.
She’s 5’1″ and a 36C? She’s got some fucked up body.
You realize she’s fat, right?
I’m 36C and 5’10” — and 55 pounds overweight. It depends on chest radius. That’s really not kind to call someone’s girlfriend “fat.”
Wtf? You have no clue what her body looks like from that, how can you say she’s fat?
sounds like my ex.
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
most disturbing post yet.
holy shit, that sounds so hot! yeah, asian girls have the smoothest legs, so soft, and you combine that with a white girl’s looks, and you have an exotic, skinny, hot little sex machine!
omigod i hope you’re comment was a joke, because if it was not in jest, you have some serious issues. you do realize this blog is a joke, right?
not a joke. love asian girls and mixed girls. you must be some sort of feminazi, am i right?
To Alex K:
You must be some kind of an ugly macho. Your education doesn’t go beyond high school, right? Oh, you’re a drop out…Sorry.
You like skinny girls? Are YOU skinny? Try getting your body fat as low as 3% and see what happens. Now doesn’t that sound so hot! Today’s media propaganda on what’s hot is a legal global holocaust. Undernourished women are not hot; they are sick. Malnutrition has numerous dangerous consequences, ranging from disorientedness (which I guess would be a convenience according to you) to death.
I suppose your legs are also baby-smooth and you don’t have any wrinkles. And, of course, you must be one heck of a hot litlle sex machine. Your dad must have told you so, am I right?
Don’t tag people just like that. Otherwise it just might happen that one day a real feminazi kicks the s**t out of you.
Alex K. is right on!!! I was married to an Asian-white mixed woman and she was smokin’!!! Granted she had about 8% body fat when we met and not 3%…she was fine as hell!!! By the way…I have a master’s degree…so Alex might have his Ph.D.!!! AND…you need to lighten up!!! You are too tightly wound! Stop listening to your lesbian Women’s Studies professor who labels all men mysagonists and has “girl’s night” at her flat to watch The Burning Bed on Lifetime!!!!
Hugs and kisses!
surely you mean ‘misogynists’, but you wouldn’t want a (white) woman with at least 37 lesbian friends correcting your ‘masters degree’ English, would you mafu chi?
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you def need to be hugged by someone right now cause if you dont you might suffer from two things, disordontgiveafuckness or death
uhh i agree with some of the stuff youre saying…
BUT you did just say not to tag people but you just tagged that dude as a guy who screws his dad and didnt pass high school
just pointing out the irony
That was the point – I just wanted to show him how it is when someone thinks they know something about you, and then judge you on the basis of that. I wanted him to understand how it feels. The irony was intentional. I really hope he understood (in case he comes back to read).
I bet you have “a great personality” huh?
I feel sorry for fat people.
you hit the nail on the head. As soon as someone describes a woman who has ‘a great personality’ you just know she is fat.
3% body fat is too low for women. I am a runner and am 7% BF. A woman who is VERY athletic might get to about 12%. Unfortunately, women just naturally seem to be fatter than men.
Not unfortunately, ya knobbler, women need body fat to reproduce. Jesus H. Christ, is everybody on this blog 13 years old or something?
and the best thing about asian-white men is they are faithful, hard working, honourable, know kung fu and will work for the same company for 20 years, take care of all the family needs and still look like a trim (because of the asian strain), muscular blond man……
[...] White people are obsessed with finding good sushi, therefore if you offer to take them to ‘the best sushi place’ in town, you are sure to have them accept. If you are asian man, this is an almost no-fail method of getting dates with white girls, and maybe, just maybe joining Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad. [...]
White people wouldn’t know good sushi if the fish swam up their ass.
California roll?!? California hurl.
This blog is so brain-dead that it does a disservice to all whites. Besides, what defines white anyways. Neaderthal blood??? I’d agree to that defiition.
I agree, whites, in general, usually know nothing of Asian food. I know some people who even know how to eat wasabi. Although I do disagree with you on that California roll thing. Living in America makes it hard to find an authentic Japanese restaurant even if you do live in an ethnic melting pot like New York.
Whereas *you* on the other hand *would* know good sushi if the fish swam up your ass?
Personally, I prefer sushi that hasn’t been up my ass.
Excuse me…dont you mean ‘Neanderthal’…
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
Dumb blog you have to see the bright side of what is being said. Life is too prescious to get a hang over. LOL
Hey smart ass! the California role was invented in Vancouver Canada by Hidekazu Tojo owner of one of the top three japanese restaurants in N. America (according to the NY Times culinary section) So although you may not like it, it was NOT invented by white people.
Rolls became popular first among white people because they come with more shit to fill up their guts.
White people like to eat quantity than enjoy quality of the more expensive kinda sushi, which is rather delicacy than full-filling.
1) Sushi is often served on conveyor belts in Japan…now that’s fine dining. Still feel the need to whine about how sushi is a delicacy?
2) The Japanese eat rolls like an American would eat a sandwich, so it’s not like they spend their days searching for finest sushi on earth. The “more expensive sushi” is a special occasion kind of dish in Japan.
3) The male corset’s popularity in Japan has surged in recent years…perhaps white people aren’t the only ones “filling up their guts.”
4) Try not to sound like such a prick next time.
sandra oh is the elephant man of asian chicks. any guy who says she’s sexy doesn’t have yellow fever he’s got disfiguraphilia. after a long search I managed to find a pic where she looks kind of alright:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/woodstock75/RockyDennisMask.jpg
Now I know you’re all 13 years old. A real man would take Sandra Oh over that Lexa (who?) chick any day. Are you a pedo or something?
No need to argue — Sandra Oh is ugly, period. That said, she’s a damn good actress.
I’d have to agree about Sandra Oh not being sexy AT ALL… i could see where maybe someone watching Sideways might be like “damn, she looks like a good F” but sexy? HELL NO…
ugh! I was eating!
disfiguraphilia is probably an exaggeration. i don’t think that is a fair assessment. personally.
Sanra Oh is beautiful, talented, funny, and an amazing actress. She is successful. Everyone knows, people say mean things about successful people.
Beautiful on the inside… or um… Sarah Jessica Parker beautiful.
OMG, compared to Lexxa Doig, Sandra Oh! is a Horses O!
It’s pretty awesome how the only people who think Sandra Oh is hot are women. For the record, I think she is hella-ugly and a mediocre actress.
I pooped my pants
from laughter
the immaturity is just side splitting
hysterical
Wow, look at you – what a stud, making fun of Sandra Oh! I imagine you must be a Brad Pit look-a-like, with a 10″ wang to match! Gawd, I wish I could be with you…
This is a stupid list. They should call this what tree huggers like.
Ok, the truth is, it is not a website about stuff white people like… it’s about what liberal white people like.
As a liberal white person, who is not particularly a tree hugger, about three quarters of this list could, at various points, apply to an aspect of my life or personal preferences. I do own new balance shoes, I have some horror stories about high school, I like reading the NY times, I have drank coffee since i was in 8th grade, I like tea as well, I have dated asian girls, I own a nalgene water bottle, I enjoy mos def, I like television shows on HBO and assists are my life when playing sports. So, although it may not describe too many people not living on either the west coast or in the north east, it is still somewhat comical and accurate
get righteous on him girl, then after you do go kill yourself for being an over emotional woman that undoubtedly got angry as all hell because of what someone that your will never see and never read from again wrote. HAHAH don’t you just love America
i completely agree with you
thank you for telling it like it is
stop making fun of sandra oh. they guy who wrote this piece probably is hella ugly
You should be with me instead cuz I got neither.
This is why I wanted to move to Japan in the first place. But I eventually came over with my girlfriend so no Japanese tail for me
Good thing my woman is half vietnamese
Score
McCain hates Sandra Oh. Although he does kind of have a thing for most Asian women.
Even if McCain wanted to bang Sandra oh, Sandra Oh would have to be willing to endure being called a gook at the end of every sexual euphamism, for example, “i bet you want to put this in your mouth, gook”…. and, from what i understand, most asian people don’t like that terminology a whole lot…..
Actually, Mel, “gook” is a Korean word. Although it means “state” or “country”. it is also shorthand for the people who come from their. Hangook = Korea or Korean, Migook = U.S. or American, Waegook = Foreign country or foreigner. GI’s in Korea picked it up from the Koreans, and originally it was not perjorative. Of course, a real White Person would not know that, nor would any East Asian from other than Korea.
yeah, and ‘shut’ comes from a middle english word. so does ‘up.’ SO WHAT?
A gook’s a gook. Who cares?
A Nazi’s a Nazi. Who cares about your goosestepping ass.
http://www.tucc.org
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