#11 Asian Girls
January 20, 2008 by mylosh
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.

95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
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Hey, this seems to be all about east asians. I’m a white guy who married a South Asian (Indian). Doesn’t that count?
no. they work at 7-11′s. The ‘east’ asians work in labs, computers, medicine. Thank you.
High tech companies, such as Intel, are chock full of Indians.
In any case, this isn’t about where asian women work, its about what they look like
Speak for yourself.. 38% of doctors are Indians. That seems like a pretty sizeable minority.
Ummm im asain and im attrackted to white and hispanic men for some reason and probb some black guys alsoo biut it doesnt mean that ium just attracked to thpse certain opne..such as Your Hott Dayummm—Yo Mam come over here lookin might k=fine and Hola can i say mamii wants pappi heheh well i can just say that i dont follow this one bittt,,,,well most guys that go over to asain end up marrying someone over there dunno why???????????
I posted elsewhere that the overwhelming superiority of Asian women over western women in every concievable catagory is as fundamental a truth as it is an inexplicable enigma.
Ignore the people trying to drag you down, most are either jealous, (the women) or angry at the fact that there are so few of you to go around here, that they’ll never get the chance to know an Asian girl. (the men)
I’m one of those who knew after my first trip to Asia 25 years ago, that I would marry Asian. 10 years later I did.
We’re still married and still happy. Best move I ever made.
YOUR DUMB.
It’s “You’re”, sweetie.
That is hilarious… “YOUR DUMB” It doesn’t get better than that.
Well…maybe he (she?) was referring to Yvette’s dumb. Perhaps he/she has special insight on the noun-form of dumb the rest of us lack.
Also: I suppose they could have forgotten the period…?
good god people, this list is a humorous satire. dont get so bent out of shape over it. jeez, enough with the 3 paragraph responses to each of these topics. trying to argue against them only makes you look like a tool
lol good stuff……..Welcome to the “tool academy”.
For the lonely white guys unable to get a real GF, but has to be a member of some “exotic” race like Orientals (or more politely, East Asians). What’s wrong with Latinas (aka Hispanic girls)? They seem to have the same appearance like long dark hair, high cheekbones or light brown skin. Please watch this, made by a Mexican band from Sinaloa.
I can only speak from experience here, so here’s mine. Hispanic women are incredibly sexy when they are young. Unfortunately they get old fast and their bodies don’t bounce back after a baby. They can and most often do have a very scary temper. Remember that Bobbit guy?
Hmmm… Speaking as the SWPL poster child, I’d say some latina girls are great too, but too many of them are overweight. And the ones where I live tend to be built straight up and down – no curves. East asian women don’t have much curves, but they’ve got more than some of the Mexican women around here.
Apparently that no-curves shape makes them stronger. Well, thats the last thing I want! As a white man that married an Asian (South, but I think that should count) and therefore a self-loathing weenie, it should be quite obvious that I don’t want a woman that can kick my butt. And although I’m fairly big, I did marry that Asian woman so clearly I have self-esteem issues and therefore would be easily intimidated by any but the slightest of women.
I just found out my boyfriends last was Asian and it really knocked him down a few rings on the ladder. I mean was he really that desperate or that much of a perv. I know he’s a shy guy and it took him forever just to talk to me because he thought I was out of his league but it really makes me think less of him and now I don’t want to be with him as much as before. I know it sounds bad but it’s not really about her being Asian as much as everythng Asan women dating white men have come to represent. It makes me feel less valuable in a way if he likes me and he had such low standards to begin with. It kinda feels like yuck, if it were mexican, black, or whatever else I wouldn’t care because there isn’t that same stigma. When I told my friends they were all disappointed too because they though he was better than that. I know its probably dumb but I can’t help but think less of him.
What a pity, you should do him a favor and dump him immediately. Perhaps he will be fortunate enough to find another Gift from God (Asian Girlfriend). That way you would be freed up to find someone truly deserving of you.
This blog is about having sense of humour and self-irony, not to report self-esteem issues.
Me and my friends found your ‘issues’ very entertaining and we’ve had a good laugh of your entry! I am happy for your ex(?) boyfriends behalf that he are able to escape you and your low self-esteem
i don’t know why he would be a “perv” because he dated an asian. That doesn’t make sense to me. After I dated my first asian, I was hooked for life. I couldn’t even find white girls attractive at all. I would still bang white girls but i wasn’t that into it. That’s probably how your boyfriend feels about you. That is probably why you and your fat friends are so jealous of asians.
Yes, I’m so very jelous of Asians, that’s why the Asians women at work and at school have always copied me and my friends or tried desperately and pathethically might i add to be part of my group. How ironic that I’m so fat an ugly and Asian still want to be me, what must that make them. Maybe the reason you’re hooked on Asians is because they are tota freaks to please as my guy friends say or they take the crap that any self-respecting women wouldn’t. Honestly, I really don’t care. To each his own. And to each her own opionion, like what I would think if I saw you with your freak wife. It’s actually guys like you and all the other ones on here defending Asian women as better because they’re Asian that make me think less of my soon to be ex-boyfriend. You epitomise it and it disgusts me that he might have the same mentality. I already knew he had low self-esteem and that was fine because I could build it up, but the pathetic insecurity like what you show is too much. You never see guys who date black or Mexican women defend and justify their relations to the extent of white men who date Asians, its like you have to find approval or make it seem acceptable. It’s not as if we don’t have eyes and can’t see the types of Asians white men usually date. Its so very pathetic that you’ll defend your Asians to the claw but you can’t even tell the pretty ones from the blands. I think it all has to do more with you validating yourself as a man than anthing else, so good for you, you can finally say you date something other than fat girls because I won’t give you the time of day.
Your post really gave me a chuckle. The jealousy of American women towards Asian women is and should be very real. Your “assumptions” about Asian women and the men who date them are very ill informed.
Your post while ooozzing your ridiculouse feeeelings, is at the same time illuminating the very petty, insecure, victim mentality of western women, and at the same time attempting to cover these grave character flaws with a stupid arrogance of vanity and false pride niether earned nor deserved. Pathetic.
I find it hard to believe you HAVE a BF(or at least a non-black BF)in the first place! let alone YOU’re dumping HIM!! Too bad his Asian chick left him and he had to settle for YOU!
Seriously, never again dating a guy who’se dated more than one Asian girl because of the possibility of them being like the guys on here, so lame.
You should switch teams. Men will never fill the bill for you, then your ill founded arrogance will be right at home.
You have low self esteem. It’s sad really. It doesn’t matter who the guy dates prior. Be happy he’s with you and not the Asian girl. Get over it.
Hahahahaha
This is the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever head. All cultures are at fault at some point, and this is hugely over generalising.
So you look down on them because your ancestors colonialised them? Or maybe because they made reservations and systematically purged their cultures? Lets not forget that while the west is in dire econ problems it is china and india that have not been effected in their insular economies (china holding a huge amount of US debt). Furthermore classical civilisation shows while your ancestors were on par with barbarians, the indians were divising the modern number system and the chinese, medicine.
You are grossly intellectually challenged and comments like this- on a blog meant for humour that only requires the response ‘haha’- make me lose hope in humanity.
“classical civilisation shows while your ancestors were on par with barbarians, the indians were divising the modern number system and the chinese, medicine.”
Yep, and it’s coming full circle again, thanks to the destruction of western culture by liberalism. We are back to barbarianism because the liberals have socially engineered that with welfare breeding and illegal immigration of the people that Mexico doesn’t want.
Alas, but they are ACORN voters and the keep the Libs in power.
That is what it’s all about. That is the only thing its about.
But when the Chinese call in the debit, they will fix it, and Hitler’s “final solution” will pale insignificant compared to the fix the Chinese will put on the human genome.
A fix that is long, long overdue.
I know what you are long over due for Ngoui My, a healthy injection of erection, and I plan to give you all 2 inches of it.
ADMikey,
You know you are my best advocate for cleansing the human genome of the pollution Liberals have caused.
Keep on keepin’ on. Your rants are all the Chinese need to justify genocide on Liberal Americans
Genocide? Oh boy, you’re gonna get in trouble not just by a beige person, but people of all colors in this room. The only ones who need to be killed off (by the power of the admin. control panel) is enigma and whoever steals other member names to write crude, nasty and homophobic comments. Is he ignorant or what? What about genocidial proponents in the anti-gay hate groups? They worry me alot more than Nguoi’s facetious nonsense about liberal white Americans.
Who do you think he is talking about? Sounds to me like queers are lumped into that group of fruitcakes called liberals.
That is a load of … bovine excrement. If you are serious, I hope you do not typify white women.
chuckle, Unfortunately my friend, it does.
Asian women date non-Asian men because they are tired of being nothing more than future house slaves (or being percieved as lesser than the yellow man) to the yellow men with small dicks.
Are the Asians here korean? You sound like it. Koreans are nothing more than yellow Nazis anyway. koreans are nothin gmore than scum.
It’s funny, NE Asians always talk trash about such things. SE Asian less so. That’s why I loved living in SE Asia.
If you all don’t like white guys dating Asian women then go back to your ancesters countries and bury your heads in the sand like the little yellow freeloaders you are-stay out of America or whatever non-Asain country you are from.
Asian men: It’s your own fault Asian girls date white guys, Asian women are smart and want something better so they date us. Sorry little dicks, it’s true
This in my experince does not include most Thais and includes those inbred, Chinese hillbillies called koreans.
koreans: stay in korea and stop spreading your filthy DNA around the world you inbred, Chinese hillbillies.
This thread just goes to show how racist you Asians really are.
That was freakin’ hilarious. I can tell you have also spent time in Korea. Asian culture being around a million years old and completely insular, the men are thoroughly screwed in the 21st century. Nobody likes as much change as they have seen in the last 50 or so years. They will eventually adapt just like cockroaches, but not without a whole lot of bitching and whining along the way.
…wow. someone is a little disgruntled at their Asian father LOL! Not all Asian guys are the same – not all Asian women are the same. Humanity, yo. Have some. It might make you smile more.
Its obv you hate Koreans because you are an Asian yourself! Prob Japanese?? Or something…but u sure arent white. White people do NOT hate or single out Koreans! Whites mainly like Asians,or less often dislike Asians,as a group. We dont say some are good and some NO good;the exception being SOMe guys denigrate the South Asians as not as good as East Asians,but we dont single out Koreans,who are considered similar to Chinese and Japanese. So…you are ASIAN,son!
Not necessarily. I’ve lived and worked all over South Korea. I loved it. However, I have to admit. Korean men, not so much the women do seem to be missing some key components to normal mental function.
Lol, this post reeks of an insecure, belittled, white man. I can only imagine the emotional beatings you must have taken from white women that drove you to run off to Southeast Asia.
I find that the type of men that settle down in Southeast Asia tend to be rejects from America.
From you’re post it’s obvious that white women were out of your league, as were Korean, Chinese, and let’s not even mention Japanese women.
All of these women were out of your league and you found the only place on earth where the women would accept you was Thailand.
Nothing wrong with that! But don’t try to rationalize your pathetic situation by knocking the men of that race and making up stories in your head.
You should be thanking Asians without which you would have probably turned into another George Sodini and shot up a gym full of white women.
You… find nothing. All you have are preconcieved notions that you have bought into that give you a superior feeeeeling. To a MAN with the choice, an Asian woman partner is a no brainer. If your point of view scores you some patch from western women, good for you. You can have it, all of it. Somebody has to worship it, it may as well be you.
Good luck with that!
btw im attracted to some caucasian guys as well
but dont mistake a chinese for a japanese. we will get pissed ^_^
I never really thought about the difference much until I landed at Narita one day. There were planes from China, Singapore, Tiawan, Korea, landing around the same time. You are absolutely right, there is a much bigger and noticable difference in Asian people depending on where they are from than white, black, or brown people.
fuck me i’m speechless! what do you think of this?
My favorite part of the winter Olympics. Never watched in my life, until I married an Asian woman. Now Its the only thing that is guaranteed to be watched at my house.
I think it’s not bad, since figure skating is a beautiful sport. What ever happened to ’92 gold medalist Kristy Yamaguchi? And what became of Michelle Kwan? Asians can be athletic, such as Michelle Wie in golf and other Asian girls in tennis (I don’t pay much attention to tennis, so I can’t name ‘em at the moment). What’s more dramatic is if she fell on the ice or cut her hand doing a special move (the blades are sharp).
Desteptul, you are a nut! I have no doubts whatsoever that you have a deep seated hatred of blacks and jews.
mylosh -
Why am I not surprised that you love and follow the Leafs.
This is the most racist thing i’ve seen, today. C’mon man, there’s wittier writing on the washroom stalls at yonge and bloor station. Step it up man. Hybrids are annoying? Ya, Tiger Woods bugs the shit outta me. This fluffy masterbation you call writing doesn’t even make any sense at all – I’ve heard drunk homeless squeegee kids on spadina come up with smarter stuff than your drivel. You should go back to watching episodes of Seinfield with your cat, maybe that way you’ll learn something about making keen observations that are actually funny. You’re fear of the unknown and unconventional show that you’re nothing but a hick and you’re writing sucks. Born and raised in Toronto? I think you meant to say Oshawa.
what bugs the hell out of me Teh is that you’re wasting your lip service on talking about things you don’t know anything about. You should put your well exercised lips to a service that will satisfy everyone, especially me.
Blow me.
Dear Joe,
Perhaps I am nuts, but I find your remarks equally (that is insanely) prejudiced. I most certainly do not hate anyone. And especially not blacks, since we do not have blacks in eastern Europe. The fact that I am an antisemite similarly does not make me hater of Jews. On the contrary, I appreciate the importance of a number of Jewish influences upon European modernity. It is my conviction, that The Jewish Question as well as issues of a related nature (such as racial mixing between white men and Asian women) must be treated in the most objective, scientific and honest manner possible. It is not a game, but our very survival that is at stake. And if you were to listen to the white men that made America great, you would find many of my sentiments echoed. The fact that you need a foreigner to tell you this is a sad testament to your decline.
/D
Good stuff. The noisest part of western culture, the people you are going to hear the most from, are liberals. They subscribe to an idiological religion similar to what you may have experienced under Communism. We aren’t quite there yet, but well on our way. They believe the state has all the answers to their problems, and if they keep voting the right way they will be able to fornicate their way to utopia.
Is this some sort of big joke you’re playing on the blog…or you’re seriously a racial bigot when you discussed whites, blacks, Asians or whoever else? The white Caucasian race isn’t going extinct, including you mentioned the acquiring of other ethno-racial genetics by intermarriage is what helped create the Caucasian race in the last 2,000 or more years. Take your junk science outta here and your b.s. with you.
Here we go again.
1. It’s only in modern Anglo-Saxon “theory” that Caucasian equals White. Reality as well as history disproves this notion: when the average person hears the word “white man” he does not think of a dark skinned North African – but of a person of European descent. Even though I argue that neither this definition is completely accurate. Hardly fifty (50) years have passed since this common sense-view was the official policy of the United States.
I do not claim to possess an “official” definition of the term “White” but I do know what it is not.
2. The Caucasian race may not go extinct, but whites are definitely heading that way. In the year 1900 white Europeans constituted 25-30% of the worlds population. A mere forty (40) years from now, we will be five percent (5%), in the best case scenario.
3. Very well. Should people not be selective in the acquisition of ethno-racial traits? Because it appears that they are when so many covet white partners. I don’t claim that whites are better than others, only that they are different. And that racial mixing with non-whites rarely seems to be beneficial for the white individual, since his (or her) genes are recessive. That is why we see a premium attached to whites as partners.
Do I believe this is right? NO. But non-whites have an equal (if not greater) responsibility to abolish this practice and instead focus on the development of their own races.
Not being a liberal fruitcake, I can appreciate your views. I thought about that considerably before I made a decision to and eventually married an Asian woman. Western women have fallen out of favor with white men for many reasons.
Simply put, Asian women make better wives, and mothers. They are more reliable, way more reasonable, more frugal, more family oriented, and more conservative, than their western counterparts by a long shot.
In addition to that they are far more intelligent, better looking, and far less emotionally and irrationally unstable and demanding.
I have also been to Eastern Europe where the white women there are easily the most beautiful I have ever seen. But, its virtually impossible to get one out of the country. Provided of course you have the resources to get there and be allowed into an Eastern Block country to begin with. The few that do have those kinds of resources have an abundant supply of young lovelies to choose from anyway, and most of those choose badly. This is evidenced by our high divorce rate. The alternative of mail order bride has a dismal success rate for both the female and the male.
Asia being much easier to get to and get women out of make it an obviouse choice. The decline of western civilization has more to do with our declining moral culture, and government sponsored victimology, than it does with a majority share of the race pool.
I see your point about a dissappearing white man. Given the alternatives, I have a fairly strong belief that an Amerasian coupling is the best possible combination for the endangered western white male.
Every successful society in history has met its decline and ultimate demise when they reached the point of the depraved outnumbering those with moral values. Unfortunately, if the west hasn’t fallen over the edge yet, it is most certainly on the brink.
White momma+White Daddy=White Baby
White momma+Black Daddy=Black Baby
Black momma+White Daddy=Black Baby
Black momma+Black Daddy=White Baby
(freely replace “Black” with any other color or non-white descent, and the result would be the same——–
Bye-bye so-called “White Race”…
Fight tha Powah…
White momma + Black “daddy” = Stupid low IQ welfare dropout idiot,runaway dumb-ass n!gga daddy,fat walmart shopping arrested twice fat pig white wife,DNA test on bay shows “You are NOT the father” Darnell, or JaMarcus or DeWayne. Great future!
White momma + Black “daddy” = Stupid low IQ welfare dropout idiot,runaway dumb-ass n!gga daddy,fat walmart shopping arrested twice fat pig white wife=JOHNNY-BOY!!!
Damn johnny-boy! We did not ask for your life story!
STFU Crackah!
He must be joking around, but within 10,000 years or so by other contacts with different races by each generation, it’s gonna be a whole different ethnic/ tribal/ national group. Many white people consider east Asians, lighter-skinned Hispanics and Middle Easterners, and some cases African Americans who appeared non-stereotypically “black” as part of the white community. The definition of white in the USA was about European ancestry or have a light shade of tan/peach skin, in which an African-American wouldn’t be considered an “American” but a “negro” or “colored person” in the more racially-segregated 19th/early 20th century.
WTF?
The only stereotype here is a ‘White Race.” The only definition white people in the US go by is that white skin pigment.
STFU with all that psuedo-bullshit on what the definition of white is. White people always call themselves white when they are around people who are NOT PALE SKINNED like themselves. This is the definition of the white race. Nothing more, nothing less.
Fight tha Powah.
That…and what part of the world a white person (mainly European) originated from. How come the “white” race designation hasn’t been used in white Latinos (there are), Middle-Eastern peoples and the “light-brown” Japanese? The skin pigmentation issue was a sinister tool by the US government to put down millions of people because they are of African or otherwise “non-white” Caucasian ancestry. I’m aware the construct of race isn’t really scientific, which is like Barak Obama should be considered half-Caucasian not “black” through his Kenyan paternal side really in the heart of Africa. I wouldn’t be considered Caucasian to some and to have 1/5 American Indian ancestry could qualify me in some tribal groups, but it all depends the family members can legally proof tribal genealogical lineage other than the US census records on classifying my grandfather “white” only after WWII, before that in Oklahoma he was “Indian”.
Desteptul,
I have sympathy for your situation. Eastern Europe is just emerging from the socialist social engineering of it’s former Russian masters.
The human genome of all of Eastern Europe has been damaged by the socialist breeding policies that benefit the useless while suppressing “success” in every level and context possible.
Western Europe has gone the same socialist path with no one to blame but themselves. The conclusion of that will be an Islamic Western Europe.
So, also has gone the USA, but our “useful idiots” are not the Islamics but guilt-ridden liberals, and Mexican illegals immigrants.
I hope Eastern Europe will use its history and not follow Western Europe and the USA. So far, it looks like you are on track. Let the “people” created only to support the old socialist order die off. You don’t need to take any action for this to happen. Without socialist government support Darwinism will do this.
It is a correct analysis. I am surprised that you knew. Large parts of our post-war generations are Last Men, unable and unwilling to face challenges. But when they are gone, real political change will follow the economic and social change of today. God willing, the illnesses that have crippled us (East and West) can finally be cured.
All the best,
/D
So true. I love asian pussy and asian pussy loves me.
Pussies tend to love each other, you faggot pussy badbritishteef. Let me come over and fuck you good.
And again…. Thank you my beloved creator. You most certainly did a fine job indeed when you created this most adorable creature called WOMAN. Be they White, be they Black, be they Asian, be they Arab, Jewish, Purple with yellow stripes…I love them all! Hey ladies! Thank you soooooo much for your feminine beauty. I so love you! You make me so happy! If it weren’t for you I would not want to live. I love Women…. All of them!
And someday,before you die,you will get the chance to TOUCH ONE!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!
I SECOND THAT. While I may be attracted to Asian women the most, I agree that all women are beautiful and special. Truly the most amazing creations in all the universe! My version of Will Roger’s famous saying: “I never met a woman I didn’t like”.
Shut up ASSHOLE! So you’re a heterosexual male,like the rest of us. So what?
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