Note: When I’m mentioning potato chips I mean all kinds. Doritos,Fritos,etc. I know you may be saying to yourself “what’s the dig deal? Everyone likes potato chips!” This may be true but black people will go so far as to eat chips all day without ever sitting down to have a full course meal. This is partially because of it’s convienence. It’s a snack that you can eat on the go without being too sweet. A black person will also attempt to convince you that it’s good for you because it’s made from potatoes and corn. The older black person prefers the tangy or plain kind of potato chips while the younger black person makes a b-line for the hot flavored potato chips. If you’re ever in a situation where you’re going to a store and you ask a black kid “Do you want something back from the store?” The most common answer will be a big bag of flaming hot cheetos or “flaming hots!” and maybe one of those sugar waters that costs about 25 cents.

But… coffee sucks, tea sucks, hiking is boring (unless you see a bear or something), and the shit they read is useless. Basically white people suck; they are self-absorbed, self-gratifying, over-privileged, and homogeneous.

“boy, this is great, X doesn’t know what he/she is missing!”
I love this. ^^

“Constant guilt trips, “What are you doing inside its such a beautiful day?”

What would you have me do walk on the beach sit on a rock and stare at the water? Fuuuckkkk youuuuuuu.”
Yes, exactly. Just that they are forgetting that all this positive thinking kind of fucked me up in the first place. Always being the one who does not commit, always the odd kid, not good at sports, a loner, someone who likes to stay at home, etc……

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