It is a known fact that white people consume, on average 25 different teas in a given year.
Back in the old days, white people would go all over the world to get teas from places like India and Sri Lanka. They were pretty into it and all of a sudden white people are into tea. But as we moved forward, white people were like “man, one kind of tea is not enough, we need more.”
And now people are into Green Tea, Chamomile, Chai, White Tea, Red Tea, Jasmine Tea, Oolong Tea, Black Tea, Orange Pekoe, and other specialty blends. They are even opening stores and websites devoted to sending white people all sorts of tea.
If you find yourself in a situation with a white person, acceptable things to say include “I’m really into tea right now,” or “my favorite thing is to get a nice cup of tea and curl up in a chair with a good book.” But do not remind them about the role of colonialism in tea, it will make them feel sad.
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Erm you know that this site was created by white people right…
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Man, I love water.
I think I might die without it.
Now how come it’s okay for you ignorant people to make comments like this about “white people”, if it was the other way around you guys would be running to the news, cryin’, Oh, wait, I guess “white people”, can only handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, water is also something white people like.
i find it really funny that both tea and coffee are listed as things white people like. can we, like, only drink milk and water now?
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