#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
January 26, 2008 by clander
Often times if you ask a white person about where to travel, you will get a lot of responses. But if you ask them about New York, white people will go nuts. They love the city universally and all either live there, have lived there, will live there or want to live there.
White people like New York because it has artists, restaurants, a subway, history, diversity, plays, and other white people. It literally has everything white people need to thrive! The only thing it’s missing is nature, but Central Park is right there, and since you are walking all the time, you are outside!
If you are from New York, tell this to a white person. They will instantly be interested in you “what part of New York? and you are really from there?” When they inevitably tell you about your home town (“I know this great italian place…”) you should respond by saying “man, I thought place was only known to New Yorkers.”
Another secret fact about white people, if you are in group setting and the topic of New York City comes up, find the highest ranking white person and say “oh, are you from New York?”
To them, this means you are calling them cultured, cool, and urban. They will respond with something like “oh, well, I’ve spent a lot of time there,” or “I lived there for three years.” You will have instantly become more popular than all other people in the group.
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BTW a lot of this is spot on about me.
This blog should probably be called “Stuff Liberals Like” rather than Stuff White People like.
Come on. Why is there even a site like this? God wouldn’t even like these things that some of you are saying. We are born of the same. We are all human beings white or black.
For the record I’m black native american and white. And I find this whole thing offensive so people please stop.
Hey, Jen there is a post for you called” getting easily offended” LMAO
Yes, NYC is the greatest city in the world. But I prefer Prospect Park in Brooklyn to Central Park. Like its Yuppie cousin, it has nature, a cool zoo and, as a bonus, PP was the site of a battle in the American Revolution.
INTERESTING SITE. FUNNY, I MUST ADMIT. I MUST BE WHITE THEN BECAUSE I CAN RELATE 99.9% OF YOUR STEREOTYPES. FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.
MUST MENTION THOUGH I DETECT THE TYPICAL AIR OF WHITE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX HIDING BENEATH A BLANKET OF “I’M SO FUNNY. I LAUGH AT MY OWN RACE. HA HA HA I’M SO COOL.”
I’VE SEEN IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN, IN SCHOOL, IN COLLEGE AND AT JOB INTERVIEWS FROM WHITE CANDIDATES.
THIS LOOK OF (I WILL NOT BLINK. I WILL NOT SHOW THAT I AM NERVOUS), “I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND, I AM NOT AFRAID. I WILL SMILE AT YOU AND SHOW YOU HOW PROGRESSIVE I AM. BUT… (DEEP DOWN YOU THINK) ‘HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY THINK YOU WILL GET THIS JOB IF I AM ALSO APPLYING FOR IT.”
WHITE PERSON TALKING ABOUT FOOD – “I USE ORGANIC RAW SUGAR… (PERSON LOOKS AT ME TO SEE IF I REACT AND SAY, ‘OH, YEAH. RIGHT. I DO TOO.’, TO SEE IF I EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.)
WHITE PERSON CONTINUES: “YOU KNOW… (PUZZLED LOOK) AS OPPOSED TO REGULAR SUGAR (??)”
WHITE PERSON THINKS: (DON’T KNOW IF SHE REALLY KNOWS BUT I’LL LET IT GO… DON’T WANT TO MAKE HER FEEL INFERIOR.)
ANYWHOOOO……… IT’S ALL A FACADE. I THINK YOU BELIEVE ALL THIS CRAP AND DEEP DOWN YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE BETTER BECAUSE OF IT.
…YOU WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO IT, THOUGH.
NOPE, NOT EVEN TO YOUR (WHITE) FRIENDS.
THE TITLE-hilarious
just weekly visits to the city.
brooklyn is even more full of white hipsters than manhattan thanks to williamsburg.
& i’m from NY so i’d know.
i stay in queens though
nah trick
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA IS THE HARDEST PLACE NEW YORK IS LIKE GREENWICH, CONNETICUT COMPARED TO US
Grow up.
Jesus…
“If liberals love diversity so much let them all move to black neighborhoods and send their kids to schools there.”
Blacks in concentrated neighborhoods is predominately a class issue not a race/diversity issue you ignorant bastard. I guess I should feel sorry for this conservative asswhipe who’s griping that America has lost its good ole wholesomeness in favor of allowing a quarter of the population (as in non-white/anglo) a visibility never seen in the past.
this is all true. i stay hood and live in the bronx. soldierguy – brooklyn is now less hard than manhattan.
“I’m so hood!”
- Young Jeezy
this shit is totally bullshit. there’s no dam white people in brooklyn. that place is mad hood. it’s probably the most ghetto place anywhere.
Ha ha. You don’t know what ghetto is, son. Why don’t you hop a greyhound to Detroit. Or just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfhsS-KMFL4
You are so lame. White people are all over Brooklyn. Go visit Clinton Hills, Bed Stuy… where ever. They moving in, honey. It’s not the “most ghetto place” & white people can be ghetto too.
You probably should get around Brooklyn since you know so much about it. White people are the majority in Brooklyn. “Hood” my ass, Brooklyn is becoming more gentrified than Harlem.
Sup Soldierturd. The hardest place is Yukon Canada bro. Brooklyn is as hard as a softie in sweatpants dude.
New Yorkers display an alarming ignorance of the world. New Yorkers, regardless of skin color or food preferences, are New Yorkers. New Yorkers think alike, opting for Big Gub’ment super liberal politics. Opting for the mob, corruption, and coarseness.
This makes New Yorkers . . .
well . . .
Provincial.
Nonsense…even to ridiculous to be funny. Stereotyping? That’s provincial.
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