#27 Marathons
January 26, 2008 by clander
In life, there are certain milestones of physical activity that can define you. A sub 5 second 40 yard dash, a 40 inch vertical leap and so forth. To a white person, the absolute pinnacle of fitness is to run a marathon. Not to win, just to run.
White people will train for months, telling everyone who will listen about how they get up early in the morning, they run when it rains, how it makes them feels so great and gives them energy.
When they finish the marathon, they will generally take a photo of themselves in a pair of New Balance sneakers, running shorts, and their marathon number with both hands over their head in triumph (seriously, look it up, this is universal).
They will then set goals like running in the Boston Marathon or the New York Marathon.
If you find yourself in a situation where a white person is talking about a marathon, you must be impressed or you will lose favor with them immediately. Running for a certain length of time on a specific day is a very important thing to a white person and should not be demeaned.
Also worth nothing, more competitive white people prefer triathlons because Kenyans can’t afford $10,000 specialty bicycles. If the subject ever comes up, just say that triathletes are in better shape than football and basketball players. It’s not true, but it will make the conversation a lot more genial.
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Weak. Obviously Africans like running marathons more… Running does give you energy though…
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ie They win every damn marathon
haha, that’s funny man. we got white folk that run and run in the building, who knows the heck there doing and why there running. there up around 6 in the morning on a sat or sunday with those fancy kicks; , crazy shit.
all those whites, similar to those bicylists with all the do-ups and advertising and rear view mirrors and 4K bikes–haha, that is the whites. stupid, dopey, and have all the money for all the wrong things. those whites sure love bikes and running, what are they travelling so fast from
this running thing is a form of a mental disorder, many of them are deranged. what are they running from—it is synonomous with something amiss in their lives. It is a physical obsession for only themselves, benefits no one but themselves and it involves an OCD type of personality to get up at early and start running from what….. a bear, their lives, their jobs, what are they running from….reality….that life sucks!?!?! You also have those greedy baby boomers who do this when they are somewhat geriatric, and love to tell any dolt about their commitment and sacrifice with this mental disorder called running.
You are all mistaken. We run to try and get away from our white guilt. Fruitless, obviously, but we are so overwrought by it we will try almost anything.
Hahah I agree…..
Actually, most people who run marathons belong to clubs, have great conversations while they run, socialize with other runners, and generally have a great time. One example http://twitpic.com/5d00b
[...] well established that White people enjoy running marathons. (Marathons are large milestones in White peoples’ lives). However, they are large events to [...]
Also the Ironman – all the yuppie white folk I know pushing 40 are doing this. But good for them
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