#28 Not Having a TV
January 26, 2008 by clander
The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.
On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.”
It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.
Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.
Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you.
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LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
This is funny and true. I have 5 TVs and I love it. Movies on demand in HD with surround sound is awesome to watch in the living room with my girlfriend. The game in HD is awesome to watch with the fellas in the basement. Hell, I control the environment, and with a DVR that can pause a live game, it is BETTER than being at the game. The evening news in my bedroom as I drift asleep, you guessed it, awesome. Now for the kicker. Owning books that you only read once is stupid. Borrow it from the library idiot. Same thing for owning movies that you only watch once.
I hate TV, not because it rots your brain, but because I don’t watch most of the shows on it. They’re all so repetitive and boring and un-thought out. If I want to watch a show or something I’ll either YouTube it or get it from blockbuster.
Blockbuster video is going out of business: over 1,000 stores are expected to close. Nobody is buying videos any more, it’s all about netflix…and white people love video on demand. +
And speaking of video on demand, everyone is invited to see my video, ‘Michael D. does dicks in Da Dong for Dollars in DeMoines’. You can cum see it for free at your nearby gay club bathroom. I’m the one being rode on by two guys, a dog and a pussy cat.+
I’ve gotten around my desire to say that I don’t have a TV combined with my positive addiction to being a couch potato by not getting cable! When people mention the latest episode of Dexter or Deadwood, I love being able to say, “Sorry. We don’t have cable.”
AND IM NOT WHITE
TV IS FOR PEOPLE WITH NO LIVES
So right:) During one period when I did not have a TV cause I couldn’t afford it I loved to to make a comment about it. So silly.
The only thing I don’t like about not watching tv is going over someone’s house and watching them watch tv when you wanna go out and do something. I have to sit there and pretend like I care about all the flashy things on the box. Kinda sucks.
I’ve devised a perfect excuse to give to people when I’m forced to answer the “did you watch this”, the “why not?”, followed by the “soooooo, what do/did you watch?” question. It turns out I screwed up in my early twenties when trying to figure out what business I should start-up. I essentially made the “paralysis by analysis” mistake. So, now I just say, “you know what dude?, I frittered the majority of my twenties away and now I have to play catch-up with my life. I don’t watch tv because I screwed that luxury up” As soon as this answer is given, a twinkle of delight can be seen in the listeners of my comment as they realize they are actually BETTER than me for watching tv. It’s a win-win all around.
Thanks for sharing informations.Looking forward to more stuff.
There was a study a few years ago saying that whites get too much airtime, which is “wrong” because they watch less TV than any other racial group in America.
The study said that most whites spent an average of 40 hours a week watching TV while blacks spent 80.
I mean yeah we’d like to watch an extra 40 hours a week of TV too, but those hours are taken up with our full time jobs.
Oh aren’t you adorable :3 *pats on the head*
I got stuck with 2 white people for my college dorm, and one of them told me that TV’s are “rubbish” (probably trying to act British). Haaaaa.
fucken idiots!!!! GET A LIFE you BOrinG FucKS- TV OBVIOUSLY HAS ROTTED YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha LOSERS, GO BACK TO YOUR BOX, STROKE IT GENTLY AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN ITS EAR.
GEt A fucKEN LiFE!!!!!!!!
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