#29 80s Night
January 27, 2008 by clander
If you ever find yourself wanting to take your relationship with white people to the next level, one of the best places to meet a potential partner is at any 80s night event in your local city.
White people cannot get enough of 80s music, partially out of nostalgia, and partially since it was the last time that pop music wasn’t infused with hip-hop or R n’ B stylings. Artists like Joy Division, New Order and Elvis Costello were all pretty well respected and had solid runs at the charts. Also, less respected artists like Wham, Rick Astley and Cameo are still easy for white people to dance to.
If you are in a social situation and wish to turn into one more condusive for romance, you should always ask “does anyone know a club with a good 80s night?” at which point the entire group of white people are likely to invite you to an event.
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no self-respecting white person would hit an eighties night. ever ever ever. that went out with fetish night.
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lol, this is suppose to be in good humor. why take this so serious? laugh a lil, you’ll live longer!
this is hilarious.
johnnyboy,
You are insane. I would bet a million dollars you were not over the age of ten during the 80s, because you are not describing the 80s at all. Also, “Stuff White People Like” is not a racial separatist group. It is a humor site.
I always tend to think of the 80s as a rather tense time, the beginning of the Second Gilded Age (not Reagan’s fault) whereas the 70s were a time when “mellow” was cool and everyone made sure you knee they weren’t wearing undershirts. Yeah disco sucked, but the Eagles, Jackson Browne, and Linda Ronstadt didn’t!
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I think back in the 80s you were able to express yourself anyway you wanted by wearing any type of clothing even if you designed iy youself. And you were able to be yourself much more than can now without worrying of being judged. Especially by the way you danced, walked or even some of the things you liked and belived in. High top sneakers for instance were the best they were more comfortable and more protective on the sides of your foot & wouldnt come off your foot by accident like low tops do. Low tops are for old senior citizens , black people, & trailer park trash crack heads. Now you have white people acting black because they are afraid of acting white & being proud of being white. And of course you have these young girls acting black & dating black guys because they want to fit in with there girl friends . All because society makes people feel ashamed of being who they are,themself. The 80s was the best when it came to all of that. Except when it comes to technology the 80s sucked in that area.
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