#29 80s Night
January 27, 2008 by clander
If you ever find yourself wanting to take your relationship with white people to the next level, one of the best places to meet a potential partner is at any 80s night event in your local city.
White people cannot get enough of 80s music, partially out of nostalgia, and partially since it was the last time that pop music wasn’t infused with hip-hop or R n’ B stylings. Artists like Joy Division, New Order and Elvis Costello were all pretty well respected and had solid runs at the charts. Also, less respected artists like Wham, Rick Astley and Cameo are still easy for white people to dance to.
If you are in a social situation and wish to turn into one more condusive for romance, you should always ask “does anyone know a club with a good 80s night?” at which point the entire group of white people are likely to invite you to an event.
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fuck all that crap that junk, was in the past, why stay in the present
[...] The 90s are the new 80s. Isn’t it embarrassing that I can’t remember what I wore back in the 90s? Then again, I didn’t even get MTV or Nickelodeon, and people are still shocked when I mention casually that I’ve never seen "Legends of the Hidden Temple". Mostly embarrassingly fitting jeans and whatever my mom could find at Wal-Mart. So, sorry, I can’t help you there. __________________ Quote: [...]
I feel weird because I really like 80s music and 80s night and I’m black. But they do have a point about it…
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[...] You might be wondering what would cause someone to force her hair to undergo such agony. Only one thing creates such hairstyles: formal sorority recruitment. The five-day process includes everything from greeting potential new members in song to performing over-the-top skits, all in the interest of gaining new members. Not only is this one of the main times for sororities to recruit, it’s clearly a great time to debut brand new looks on 80s night. [...]
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OMG the 80’s! When music was fun, sex was everywhere and the me decade still nowhere in sight. The 80’s music just brings back such fond memories of good times, good friends, good laughs and the hope of things to come. All people who lived through that decade, who loved it then, will love it now. Just like Baby boomers love Janis and Joan, Bob, Simon and Garfunkel. THe 90’s will soon be retro….and we will al be talking about them the same way…: )
it’s not that i don’t like people of other races and ethinicities. my son is a st. jude’s patient and memphis is mostly african american, which means that i have these good and wonderful medical people to thank for the gift of my child being okay. it’s just that’s it’s nice to be around people who “get” you. i think if we are honest, we all feel that way, regardless of our color. there were, of course, plenty of black artists in the 80’s. philip bailey, greggory abbott, jermaine stewart, terrence trent darby, just to name a few. sometimes i think it’s not so much a race thing as an age thing. young people make me very weary. this is a different planet from the one i was young in. we are moving too fast. i read the other day that, technologically speaking, we have come further in the last 100 years than we did in the previous 500. it’s just kind of scary, the world is almost completely unrecognizable to the world of my youth. i can’t explain it to anyone younger than i.
Some 80s fans never stop having the night. Hello to Queen Josie, Frankie and Retro!
My last 80’s party was a suprise birthday party for an Indian guy, thrown by an Indian guy.
I got a faux-hawk on the way there, truly by accident. I know, that sounds like a lie, but it’s too long of a story to post here.
So, I think you should do columns on two more things white people like: Indian friends and faux-hawks.
LOL at the Bon Jovi Reference… White people DEFINITELY love the air guitar and singing into their beer bottles at the top of their lungs “OOOOOOOOo half way there….OoooooOOOOOO livin’ on a prayer”
Gets the party going everytime.
ROFLMAO! Way too fucking true. Where’s my beer bottle? Oh, there it is…..”shot through the heart, and you’re to blame…you give love a bad name….” After 3 beers I just KNOW I could go up there and just totally kick Jon Bon Jovi’s ASS!!!!! I’m just so FUCKING white!
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