#29 80s Night
January 27, 2008 by clander
If you ever find yourself wanting to take your relationship with white people to the next level, one of the best places to meet a potential partner is at any 80s night event in your local city.
White people cannot get enough of 80s music, partially out of nostalgia, and partially since it was the last time that pop music wasn’t infused with hip-hop or R n’ B stylings. Artists like Joy Division, New Order and Elvis Costello were all pretty well respected and had solid runs at the charts. Also, less respected artists like Wham, Rick Astley and Cameo are still easy for white people to dance to.
If you are in a social situation and wish to turn into one more condusive for romance, you should always ask “does anyone know a club with a good 80s night?” at which point the entire group of white people are likely to invite you to an event.
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I once knew this brotha who I thought was kool wit me
chilled out togetha, even went to school wit me. That is the 80’s
ICE-T you dig. Whigger out.
…funny?
Take on me, take me on.
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Its like ….totally tubular dude ! hahaha…
ahhh…. good ol stiff white people music I like from the 80s:
depeche mode, thomson twins, duran duran, erasure, the cure, scritti polliti, the fixx, the smiths, wire, david bowie, xymox, siouxie and the banshees ect… – absolutely love all that stuff.
“Cameo” is white now?
Out of everything on this list, this is easily the most true. Every white person I know goes WILD about 80s night. I don’t get it at all.
Cameo was respected until “Word Up.” The popularity of that song actually hurt them.
Joy Division never had a good run at any chart, ever. New Order, yeah, but not Joy Division. Generally, the masses felt Joy Division was too “dark” to admit they liked back then.
if you wanna get even snobbier about it, you can say that joy division didnt even make it to the 80s…
And by “you,” you mean “I” want to get snobbier about it. How white of you.
Hey dudes and dudettes, its totally like bitchin ya know,
like totally tubular.. all that hip hop is like growdy to the
max.. I think I will get out my bandana’s & parachute pants
and play my air guitar & smoke some weed..
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