#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
January 27, 2008 by clander
As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives them a sweet way to feel superior to others. For further evidence, note how the vegetarian world has increasing levels of extemism (no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no fish, nothing that has been cooked, etc).
Much like not watching TV, this makes white people pretty hard to deal with on a day to day basis – having dinner, going to restaurants, having them over to watch political debates all become major challenges as they will talk about how they cannot eat anything and would rather that the meat and cheese be thrown in the garbage than put into their bodies.
But wait, aren’t there white people who eat organice, grain fed, free range cattle and chicken? Yes, these white people are wracked with guilt knowing that they are eating a dead animal, contributing to rainforest deforestation, and global warming.
Whether you are dealing with a meat eater or a vegan/vegetarian, there are many ways to use this information to your advantage.
If you require a favor from a vegetarian white person, you should invite them to a dinner with your family. When your mother/grandmother offers them a dish with meat in it, they will reject it saying that they are vegetarian. When the meal is over, tell them that your mom is very embarrassed, and that in your culture rejecting food is the equivalent of spitting on someone’s grave. They will then owe you favor, this can be repeated when you need trips to the airport, someone to help you move, a small interest free loan, or a place for your friend to crash.
If you need to gain leverage with a meat eater, it’s pretty easy. They already feel guilty, just point it out.
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are like chicks inside dude’s bodies? or their brains are full of soy-laced estrogen levels peaking higher than red-meat eating, country/suburban, church-going, right- wing Republican, straight men of the white race? +
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NOT FUNNY DUMBASS. If I wrote something as stupid as that, I would change the name to some middle eastern language. Lucky for you, I can interprete what you wrote, ahem….
“The real Michael d. is a DUMBASS” +
lol wut?
عالــم حواء</a
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!
While our monitors do have more wide screen space, I believe it is because humans have a wider field of vision and feel comfortable with more horizontal content than vertical. If Firefox has a tab sidebar, it should definitely be easy to hide or scale back as you suggested. Perhaps it would also be possible to focus on integrating tabs better as they currently exist at the top of the window.
Ok, then i’m a self-identified black guy because I… like ghetto rap or whatever? It makes as much sense as eating an ANIMAL and call it a PLANT or VEGETABLE etc. Opinions are irrelevant. We can talk different languages to each other, but it’s pretty fucking hard to communicate that way. I’m white because that’s my fucking race, my skin is almost white. Not because I would identify with withe people.
What the fuck are you talking about dumbass, you can change your name all you want Mikey, but we will find you. LOL +
Shut up cunt.
BLACK POWER
“White People” society is a feminine society, like france. All this vegan/vegetarian is girls doing. Women are nurturers, they love living shit and they are educated, have money and are more aggressive than the typical country/suburban (red stater)chick. The guys who are already passive don’t have a bargaining chip and are bullied into this lifestyle. vegan/vegetarian? It’s not bad, you get use to it.
Ok Ok OK!!! I get it, the blogger is effeminate. Can you say all white men are like chicks inside dude’s bodies? or their brains are full of soy-laced estrogen levels peaking higher than red-meat eating, country/suburban, church-going, right- wing Republican, straight men of the white race? +
I could hardly call this a blog, or like a stupid post but anyway. Yeah, you got it “white guys are pussy”, its just the way they were reared, childhood discipline consisted of timeouts where black/brown kids got prolong severe beatings, consequently they learned defensives skills, like fighting back or saying “stfu bitch”. “White” males got none of that, which made them susceptible to bullying from all directions including daintily intellectual women who care too much about animals and the environment.
animal welfare = treat animals humanely;
proper animal care, no animal cruelty, if animals are killed for food it should be as quick and painless as possible
People Eating Tasty Animals.
animal welfare = treat animals humanely;
proper animal care, no animal cruelty, if animals are killed for food it should be as quick and painless as possible.
Blenders, deep fryers, and broilers will do the job well AND leave you with a crispy, good tasting animal meal to boot.
These people must been traumatized about how meat was made or something, when I was a little child I never seem to enjoy red meat whether its’ the look or texture of beef. We seem to prefer one meat over another, like chicken or fish, lamb or pork. For those who aren’t above middle-class, it’s ground beef for Friday night (get out the hamburger helper) and meat-less Mondays are the norm. +
Well, black people have soul food. I eat it before every football game and damn is their stuff tasty, and it keeps my stomach full. You make a lot more (real) friends by not being picky.
Well, I love meat. I prefer the animals that become dinner be treated well, but since I’m not vegan I’m called hypocritical. Maybe I am. I’m all about fighting for better treatment of animals, but I will always eat them in the end. I don’t care if someone does or does not eat meat, as long as one does not shove their choice down my throat.
Also, someone said they think most white people aren’t vegan. Why it’s probably true there are more meat eating whities, veganism is becoming very popular. I know 6 myself, all young white people. And for the most part we are get along. We also don’t try to change each other.
Viva la tolerance!
dg,
No, you would not be considered a hypocrite. It is not cruel and evil to eat meat, it’s natural. Our bodies are made to take in both plant and animal matter.
animal welfare = treat animals humanely;
proper animal care, no animal cruelty, if animals are killed for food it should be as quick and painless as possible
animal rights = extinction of domestic animals;
no having animals as pets, no working animals (service dogs for the blind, police dogs, horses for mounted police patrol, etc.), no eating animals or animal products, no wearing animals or animal products, no interaction between humans and animals
I am a proud member of P.E.T.A -People Eating Tasty Animals
max power says:
hmmm…P.E.T.A (People Eating Tasty Animals) is a group I can join….
max power has spoken.
I know this one: “I love animals…they taste good”. PETA members haven’t heard of the food chain, or how humans are omnivorous by nature (we eat about anything, artificial or organic). These folks listen to a NPR program or watched a PBS documentary about the diets of New Guinean and Amazonian tribes. Yum, bark beetles and roasted lizards. +
clever…
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