Stuff White People Like

dude, the only thing wrong with this post is that you use the word breakfast. there is no such thing as ‘breakfast’ on the weekends, according to white people. any meal on saturday and sunday after 4:30am and before 4pm is called “brunch.” sometimes a meal after 4pm will still be called “brunch” if the white person/people have only eaten a light snack and coffee beforehand and therefore must go to a restaurant that serves breakfast 24 hours a day.

Hey up yours, eggs benedict is good stuff!

Or if you’re lucky enough to live in the southeast US, eggs Christopher.

Breakfast is great, I can cook all kinds of yummy breakfast foods, ham and eggs, various omelets, french toast, bacon, crepes, fresh fruit like strawberries, blueberries and cantaloupe ,belgian waffles… but see, breakfast early sucks, that’s strictly a coffee thing for we of the Caucasian persuasion. A big pig out breakfast , ya gotta sleep in first. Oh, and real coffee, none of this soy latte, light blend crap, must have the strong stuff. Probably people here would think it is espresso, but Greeks drink that all day from like age 12. You want real coffee , you have to go to some little ethnic dive, like an Arabic deli or something- you drink that stuff, you understand how they sit there and just pound that stuff and talk for hours, in between long periods of silence. You just savor that taste , it’s like a ritual, not like sitting around with the soccer cougars at the McStarbucks. You can also have really politically incorrect conversations in public at the Palestinian coffeehouses and no one calls you a Nazi or “racist” . It’s way cool.

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brunch was stolen by white people from the jews when all the goyim stopped going to church. I never had to wait 45 minutes to get a table on a sunday growing up. Now that’s the minimum wait! You focking bastards. I want my lox.

In the south its all about the Waffle house and the Atlanta journal Constitution.

p.s. in vancouver it is all about Sunday breakfast, if you go on Saturday, you are a loser

you are a genius

Oh the Sunday NY Times is coming. But it was too soon to post right next to “breakfast places”

Good work on the suggestion though, good to know people are in sync on this stuff.

don’t forget to add the new york times (sunday edition) into this mix somehow. i cannot tell you how many white people i know that base all of every single sunday morning around reading this thing in bed with coffee and the dog/husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/tim russert/sunday morning talk shows and making family “catch up” or girly white “gossipy” phone calls in between. usually there is classical music, or whitey folkish stuff in the background (never jazz). it’s amazing how many hoards of people can do the same thing once a week, and read the same stuff and all of them still think of themselves as “hip,” “cool,” “edgy,” or “with it.”