#36 Breakfast Places
January 28, 2008 by clander
When Loverboy wrote the song “Everybody’s working for the weekend,” they meant that you work all week so that you can earn a break and go to some sweet bars or concerts and rock out as hard as possible because you have 2 days for the hangover to fix itself. Well, white people work for the weekend, except their only goal is to eat breakfast on Saturday or Sunday at one of their favorite “breakfast places.”
These places are restaurants that specialize in breakfast food and are usually only open from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. and if you arrive at any time after 9:30, prepare to wait for up to an hour with white people who cannot wait to get vegan pancakes, eggs benedict, waffles, or deluxe french toast.
To a white person, there is no better way to spend a saturday morning than to get up late, around 9:30 and pile into your Audi or Volvo and drive to one of these little places and eat breakfast with friends. Often times these breakfasts last for an hour or more (hence the long lines and wait times).
Some white people take it to the next level and bring their dogs, newspaper or even a laptop.
If you plan on dealing with white people, it would serve you well to know some local breakfast places. This will also come in handy if you pick someone up at 80s night. In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions.
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This is insane. IS this site written from my city??? (Louisville, KY) The cool “trendy” part of my town, has Irish Pubs, vegan restaurants, thrift shops, microbreweries, and expensive breakfast places where you have to wait an hour to eat. All of the wanks feel superior for living or going to this part of town. Hilarious site, dead on ………
Sounds like Palm Desert to me, but I reminisce a time when it was a desert surrounded by a few homes and golf clubs with 10,000 people, today has 50,000 (in wintertime it can double). They certainly don’t have a Denny’s but a MCD’s hardly anyone comes into. What about McCafe lattes, chicken salads & the choice of eating out in a recession? +
Load up das volvo or das saab and eat 25 dollar brakefast–this is a weak category. because orientals and blacks eat brakefast too. i don’t know if they spend alot though.
I know a joke about poor families’ choice of breakfast:
“What do you call a Black (or Chicano/redneck) breakfast? A twinkie and a HI-C/tang/Hawaiian punch”.
I had different breakfasts in my trips to France, England and Mexico before, to also proof no matter the different foods eaten, everyone has breakfast in the waking hours. Roasted tomatoes, chorizo con heuvos and grey tea. +
I don’t understand this one at all. WEAK!
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I’ve never heard of this one….breakfast places? I understand the dogs and laptop part…lol
I’ve never heard of this one….breakfast places?
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Not only breakfast but breakfast with Mimosas, the only legit way to drink alcohol early in the morning. Maybe we aren’t cool enough to be hungover Saturday mornings but make up for it with champagne brunches at the local Crepe place.
Nice!!
I’m in my late 20′s, and from my surprise: the best looking (and personality) women I knew seem to be older, but I’m just going by biology on chasing ones ages 20 to 27. +
I never heard the one where you were in a relationship no question if you went to breakfast after 80s night. That gave me a chuckle, I thought 80′s night party whities only hooked up.
I wait tables at an upscale breakfast place and it’s PACKED every weekend. People will wait hours to eat, which is beyond me….I mean, the food’s good, but it’s not that good. And on Sunday mornings it’s like a white person convention. Terrific money tho if you tolerate the craziness.
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