Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love Sushi. To them, it’s everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated.’
But there are different levels of white person Sushi love. At the bottom are the spicy tuna/california roll eaters. These are the people who get their fix at places named “Rock And Roll!” “Magic Sushi Company,” or Trader Joes-type supermarkets. Often times, this sushi isn’t the most authentic, but white people can’t get enough!
The next level up is the entry level Sushi snob, these are people who still love rolls, but are willing to branch out to Salmon and Tuna sashimi, maybe even eel.
Finally, you have the white sushi snob. These people just take it all way too far. Often times, they will only sit at the sushi bar, will try to order in Japanese and will only order Omakase. These people will often be extremely critical of anyone who eats a roll of any type or does not properly flip the nighiri into their mouths.
When white people get Sushi they all want to order Sake to complete the authentic experience.
So, how can this information be turned into personal gain?
White people are obsessed with finding good sushi, therefore if you offer to take them to ‘the best sushi place’ in town, you are sure to have them accept. If you are asian man, this is an almost no-fail method of getting dates with white girls, and maybe, just maybe joining Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad.
In addition, going out for Sushi is considered a special evening in white person culture. Not as special as breakfast, but still, it comes with expectations.
But what if the person you are interested in is a vegetarian? Not a problem. For some reason, most white people who say they are vegetarians will eat Sushi. Apparently, fish aren’t cute enough to warrant inclusion with pigs, chickens and cows.
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I am white and I do not have to read your article past the “all white people love sushi.” Not all white people love sushi. This white person will never ever ever even try sushi. Hello, raw meat? Want a quick way to get worms? Disgusting. Unless its a fruit or a vegetable, I dont eat it raw. Icky icky icky.
Are you including Asians as white people? They love raw fish.
You are a fucking idiot.
you forgot one thing that white people love about sushi – it’s fucking delicious.
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my sister is a born and raised Vietnamese in Vietnam. She is half black. She has not lost her culture. you are an idiot.
You should stop writing these, you’ve only gotten ONE right.
Nobu 57 is the Mecca of Sushi for White People
Wall Street Douchebags expense their sorry ass brokers to take down gallons of over priced sake, black miso cod, and kobe beef dumplings.
And of course, a side order of fatty tuna that costs more per gram than the coke they will inhale as a digestif.
And if they want company, there are always plenty of Cougars Cougars prowling the bar below.
Nobu 57. It doesn’t get any whiter than this…
http://www.noburestaurants.com/fiftyseven/index.html
Meanwhile, American fast food is a hit in Japan! McD’s, KFC, Pizza Hut, Burger King, wendy’s, Domino’s pizza…and all the good stuff known to make 70% of Americans fat/obese. The Japanese people’s average height and weight changed over 2 or 3 generations, they grew 3 ins. taller and 50 pds. heavier from the changes in lifestyle by western influences. I wonder any white people or all Americans of all colors will start to shrink, lose weight and eat sushi in 3 generations.
lmao, as I do know people like this.
But I am vegan, don’t eat fish, and despise sushi of any and all sorts.
you are awesome! i am an Asian. but i think i am half white inside….i love some of the shit white people likes. I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE…moreover, i love big titties white gals…not too much for all the white dudes…white gals “sushi” is smelly but…more doable…and white gals have a better sound system…but i heard that back gals are also loud but then again, i have to maintain my Asian culture…
I will be sure to take my white boss to the best sushi place in town..Thanks!!!! Again, i LOVE You, white people…dont stop drinking that Latte and Zen tea!!!!!!!
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