While white people certainly love “the cinema,” they are required to balance their interest in film with an interest in live theater, most notably plays.
In spite of plays having minimal sets, no special effects, an intermission, and a higher admission price, white people believe that live theater is essential to any cultured city.
It is not known if white people actually enjoy plays or if they are just victims of massive peer pressure from the 45% of white people who have acted in a play at some point in their life.
The only real advice around this subject is to never accept an invitation from a white person to go see a play. Often times you will be supporting their friend or cousin and then get stuck with a $45 ticket (at least) and three hours of trying to figure how close you are to the end.
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Time for the Mr. Safety song “Let’s all make poop” available on youtube. I recommend it for grade school and thank god I don’t have children attending it. At least they learned on the playground where babies come from. +
How does August Wilson and black theatre fit into this?
I’m white and I’ve never been to a play (not counting my elementary school play).
I would go to a play if it involved porn however.
In international relations, victory goes to the nation with the finest art, the noblest philosophy, the grandest poetry, the most exalted culture–Confucius
Actually, most white people can’t stand plays. They just like to pretend they like them so they look cultured, even though there’s usually the sound of snoring in the seats after the first ten minutes.
I work in at a “theatre” and I can say unequivocally 97% of the stuff that we put on the stage sucks.
Theatre/Theater (a really stupid & semantic argument) has been used for centuries and gives the same purpose as books (another thing white literate people like); education and communication. When asked what they prefer to do, film or theatre, most thespians pick theatre because of the discipline.
We are in an A.D.D.(led) world where the most popular sport is channel surfing! Theatre haters hate it because it means they would actually have to get off their McDonald’s eating, cellulite filled ass and actually go outside and experience something that doesn’t have to be plugged in!
So instead of hating on something that can actually bring a lot of joy, why don’t you put down your Panasonic Universal Remote and go to the library or a free show in the park.
For those of you who don’t have a calendar between your couch to your bed to your computer to your toilet to your fridge, it IS spring now. Your local park or theatre/theater is proably setting up free shows. Try and muster up enough energy to pull one foot in front of the other (it’s called walking) and go out to get some culture. C U L T U R E. Sound it out, darling, that’s right. No, not the stuff at the bottom of your yogurt can (if you even knew that’s what that stuff is called).
Theatre-haters are pathetic. A group of people so resistant to education. What happened? Someone trip you up to the stage when getting your “I graduated 8th Grade” certificate, and you just gave up after that?
Theatre isn’t a “white” art… it’s been around throughout human history, and in many different forms it’s been a big part of pretty much every culture to grace the planet… it’s history, man, and you probably realize this but are more interested in making simplistic jokes and having your internet popularity skyrocket. also, the word “white” is not interchangeable with “snotty hipster kid”. This is really stupid.
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lol ….. i hate theater … and theatre
Then you can leave and don’t let the door hit your @ss on your way out. ROFLMAO. You hadn’t seen “Jesus Christ Superstar” performed by hippies who thought Jesus was the first one. Another one recommended when on acid is “Johnson and the technicolor dreamcoat”.+
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