Posted in Culture, People on January 22, 2008 | 714 Comments »
White people love “gifted” children, do you know why? Because an astounding 100% of their kids are gifted! Isn’t that amazing? I’m pretty sure the last non-gifted white child was born in 1962 in Reseda, CA. Since then, it’s been a pretty sweet run. The way it works is that white kids that are actually [...]
Posted in Activities on January 22, 2008 | 368 Comments »
Although its origins are from India, one can find more yoga studios in white neighbourhoods such as Kitsilano or Orange County than in Kolkata. Participation in this activity requires large amounts of money and time, both of which white people have a lot of. Yoga is basically the practice of stretching for one hour. Stertching [...]
Posted in Culture, People on January 21, 2008 | 1,849 Comments »
From guest contributor Kristen Warner Since we are on the verge of electing a black president, it seems important to explain why white people want black friends. Every white person wants a black friend like Barack: good-looking, well-spoken, and non-violent. Obviously, whites want black friends so as not to appear racist (see earlier Obama post). [...]
Posted in Food & Beverage on January 21, 2008 | 365 Comments »
It is a known fact that white people consume, on average 25 different teas in a given year. Back in the old days, white people would go all over the world to get teas from places like India and Sri Lanka. They were pretty into it and all of a sudden white people are into [...]
Posted in Work on January 21, 2008 | 267 Comments »
It is a known fact that white people make up 95% of non-profit organizations. They can’t get enough of them. They like working there for a number of reasons, the most important of which is that it gives them a sense of self importance. This is important so that they can tell their friends and [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture, Food & Beverage on January 20, 2008 | 22,403 Comments »
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports. 95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from [...]
Posted in Film on January 20, 2008 | 617 Comments »
White people love Wes Anderson movies more than they love their kids. If a white guy takes a white girl to a Wes Anderson movie on their first date, and neither of them have seen it, they will immediately commence a relationship that is reflected in songs by Ryan Adams and Bright Eyes. Wes Anderson [...]
Posted in Activities on January 20, 2008 | 660 Comments »
As mentioned earlier, white people love to be outside. But not everyone knows that another thing they like to do is make people feel bad for wanting to watch sports on TV or play videogames. While it would be easy to get angry at white people for this, remember it is hard wired in their [...]
Posted in Culture, People on January 19, 2008 | 16,665 Comments »
Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.
Posted in Food & Beverage on January 19, 2008 | 903 Comments »
White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants. Many white people from cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York will spend hours talking about how great it is that they can get Sushi and Tacos on the same street. But then they send their kids to private school with [...]
Posted in Food & Beverage on January 19, 2008 | 526 Comments »
Because of the balance of global wealth and power, there is a general assumption that white people are pretty shrewd. And for the most part, history has proven this to be true. But white people have one great weakness: organic food. As seen by the image on the left – when faced with eating food [...]
Posted in Activities, Food & Beverage on January 18, 2008 | 373 Comments »
This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white. White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future [...]
Posted in Activities on January 18, 2008 | 616 Comments »
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret. In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on January 18, 2008 | 349 Comments »
White people can’t enough of Film Festivals. Especially Sundance, Toronto, and Cannes. The reason why they love them so much can be due to a number of factors. Fact #1 – 90% of white people have taken a film class at some point in their life. Fact #2 – White people like feeling smart without [...]
Posted in Activities on January 18, 2008 | 1,376 Comments »
White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus. Popular choices include Buddhism, Hinduism, Kabbalah and, to a lesser extent, Scientology. A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you have to give stuff up and [...]
