Posted in Culture on February 3, 2008 | 370 Comments »
White people hate a lot of stuff (white people who vote republican, television, Vin Diesel movies, SUVs, fast food) but every once in a while they turn that hate into sweet irony. Often times, white people will make a joke about how hard it is to define irony. It’s not that funny, and back in [...]
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Posted in Culture, Products on February 3, 2008 | 191 Comments »
The love affair between white people and old stuff literally goes back for hundreds of years. In the older days, it was almost exclusively contained within the realm of furniture. While white people still love antiques, they don’t always fit so well with a modern lifestyle and kitchen. Beginning in their late teens, white people [...]
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Posted in Activities, Culture on February 3, 2008 | 549 Comments »
White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase. In modern white person culture, Whole Foods has replaces churches and cathedrals as the most important and relevant buildings in the community. There are some regions that do not have Whole Foods, but do have [...]
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