#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
February 3, 2008 by clander
White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase. In modern white person culture, Whole Foods has replaces churches and cathedrals as the most important and relevant buildings in the community.
There are some regions that do not have Whole Foods, but do have an abundance of white people (college towns), in these situations Whole Foods can be substituted with a local co-op grocery store where you have to pay a membership to shop there.
All of these stores are pretty much the same – lots of vegetables, grain fed free range meat and eggs, and soy everything. They are also characterized by an outrageously large section of vitamins, supplements, and natural oils. There are natural, handmade soaps which give these stores a unique and uniform smell.
Many white people consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a religious experience, allowing them feel good about their consumption. The use of paper bags, biodegradable packaging, and the numerous pamphlets outlining the company’s police on hormones, genetically modified food and energy savings. This is in spite of the fact that Whole Foods is a profit driven-publicly traded corporation that has wisely discovered that making white people feel good about buying stuff is outrageously profitable.
As you walk through Whole Foods/Co-op you will see white people pushing carts buying things like Flaxseed Oil, wine, Tofu versions of meat, and organic kohlrabi. They also provide prepared foods, that single white people often purchase to avoid cooking.
This is important information, as this section of the store is loaded with single white people.
These stores are excellent for bringing children, as there is nothing that they actually want.
“Oh, mommy, look chocolate!”
“No Joshua, that’s carob.”
“I want it.”
“Ok.”
The child will then take a bite and realize that nothing in the store can be trusted.
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I have found that many of these Whole Foods style places are extremely over priced.
The best places to shop for healthy foods are ethnic stores, Middle Eastern, Asian, Indian etc… They have better tasting versions in bigger quanities and at better prices than these yuppy health stores.
But the yuppy stores are nicer to shop in and the food is packaged very nicely. Its also a status symbol to shop there.
I think it’s funny how most people who wrote negative post here no nothing about Whole Foods, half the bashing comes from false info, I work for Whole Foods, not only is cleaner, safer, and healthier food, the stores actually look nice where as any stop and shops and Wal-Mart super stores, look like shit.
I’m all for people who don’t care about organic food or not, but there is no reason to try to sound smart and bash an international conglomerate due to lack of knowledge on your part…
Whole Foods is a waste of money in my book. Only time I went in there was to look for Brown Rice Tea and Cedar Papers for cooking fish. Stuff I can’t get in a normal grocery store.
I shop at Trader Joe’s, Butera (local place), and the typical normal grocers. I don’t see any need to spend more for normal goods just to look wealthy, successful or to have some false sense of “taste” because I got it at Whole Foods.
I find it funny the amount of people who I’ve seen shop at Whole Foods who can’t even cook to begin with.
I think it’s meant to be funny and not so much offensive. Are you white? <—-#101
White people like…who the hell breaks down stores by color…what is wrong wit u people..THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
There is a huge difference between grocery co-ops and whole foods.
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