#51 Living by the water
February 4, 2008 by clander
It is hardly a secret that all white people love being near water. And why wouldn’t they? It has so many of the activities that they love to do: swimming, kayaking, canoeing, sailing, and it’s a perfect place to read next to.
But before we move on, let’s not gloss over that last point. White people love to be near a body of water so they can read a book, while sitting nearby. The process of reading is somehow heightened through the process of doing it near some water. Extreme reading!
But when you think long term, it’s important to realize that all white people either own/wish to own/plan to own/will own some sort of property near a body of water. Rather than say all white people want to live on the ocean, it’s important to break it up and apply it across the regions.
On the west coast, all white people want to live as close to the beach as possible. One look at the demographics for Manhattan Beach, Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Newport Beach, and Laguna Beach will reveal this fact through tangible numbers.
On the East Coast, many white people dream of owning ocean front property in New England, where they can make their lives as close as possible to a J. Crew catalog.
And in the landlocked states, the dream of lakefront property is alive and well.
It is also worth noting that often times, white people will purchase second homes near water if they cannot accommodate the dream in their own city. Often times they want to buy within driving distance, but the need for life near water is so great that they will even consider buying in other countries.
To a white person, a view of water from your house is the greatest achievement in life. And you should remember this when discussing your hopes and dreams with white people. It is also important that you choose a water sport (swimming, fishing, kayaking, etc) that you pretend to like. That way, you can talk about how when you move to your waterfront property you can just wake up in the morning and [insert outdoor activity], right from your front door.
Mountain views are also acceptable, but generally seen as a poor substitute.
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OMIGOD I am drawn towards one of the most important sources of LIFE… I am so white.
Ummm wait a minute… aren’t most tropical locales more densely populated by blacks/islanders/etc.?
yeah, you are correct!
Important source of life…? Unless you’re a marine biologist, you’re probably not drawn to water because it’s an “important source of life”. I call bullshit.
And yes, blacks were put in most of those tropical locales by white people.
Alot of Blacks are in the Caribbean locales because they are a remnant of slavery transplants.
Who wants to live in Hawaii??? Good luck finding a piece of open land, low-priced and facing towards the sea. In fact, you better pay for the insurance for living in a very high tsunami warning risk zone. +
Yes, the rest of us just hate the idea of beachfront properties which is why we deliberately avoid them.
We choose these small crowded apartments as a social statement.
Me? I could get me a Victorian house in Maine any day, but I would miss waiting for people to get out of the bathroom and buying mouse traps.
PS Everybody I know who wears J.Crew is black and not the kind with white friends.
Hahahahaha.
Yes I am so white! I recently moved near water, even thoughit is a very boring town, I still feel kinda good that I am living by water! My next plan is to move somewhere exciting by water.
I have to agree on this. I love being by water. I am even drawn to pictures of lakes…. I love to fish
guilty as charged. It is kind of nice knowing that the WiDNR is policing my backyard. Oh, and I can “just wake up in the morning and [insert outdoor activity], right from your [my] front [back] door”
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I am deeply, deeply white, and dream of my house by the ocean.
Eh, I’ll stick with my acreage on the Great Plains, where my nearest neighbor can’t be seen with the naked eye and I can take a leak off the front porch (if I’ve a mind to) without some uptight jack-off calling the law.
lmao YES BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO WATER DUH
White people are immune to its evil ways! =D
white people like to live near the water cause it’s the farthest they can get away from living to black people
i have lots of bbalck friends who swim who wanna live by a bodie of Water key word wanna ha haaaaaaaaa
…because black people are allergic to lakes?
I feel this post has stripped me of all of my “originality.”
I’m sad
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