Comments on: #56 Lawyers

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:34:46 +0000

Many Lawyers are shysters. You can get a degree from night school, even prisoners can become “lawyers” no one pays lawyers, they are often paid last, it is a pitiful “profession” with poor recompensation. 30-50K IF that. 7 years of schooling to make 30-50K BEFORE taxes. what a joke. lawyers are lower on the crumb chain than slimy car salesmen and realturds.

By: Edgar Baez

Edgar Baez — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:50:08 +0000

As an attorney, I come to the realization that those who had bad experiences with their lawyers, is not because of the color of their skin, but because the color of their wallet. For the most parts, lawyers are advisors and counselours and many people hate to recive the thruth from their attorneys.

By: justin snide

justin snide — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:45:14 +0000

white people hate lawyers. its not really funny when its not true

By: Tiffany the Flirt

Tiffany the Flirt — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:30:03 +0000

LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!

By: Scottie

Scottie — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:30:28 +0000

Humpty, I do believe we are one of the only fields other than medical practitioners that actually have our jobs based on ethical standards such as the Oath of Admission for Colorado:

I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of Colorado; I will maintain the respect due to Courts and judicial officers; I will employ only such means as are consistent with truth and honor; I will treat all persons whom I encounter through my practice of law with fairness, courtesy, respect and honesty; I will use my knowledge of the law for the betterment of society and the improvement of the legal system; I will never reject, from any consideration personal to myself, the cause of the defenseless or oppressed; I will at all times faithfully and diligently adhere to the Colorado Rules of Professional Conduct.

Every person who takes the bar must pass a “Character and Fitness Test,” and if there are any complaints we have a governing body to oversee the complaints to assure the public we only have attorney’s that regard the law in it’s highest.

I’d like to see what “Truth, honesty, integrity, moral compass and humility” tests you had to pass for your middle management job.

By: UncleTed

UncleTed — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:51:12 +0000

“lawyers are scum of the earth”

Oh … how original.

By: Chow Main

Chow Main — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:22:11 +0000

most are jokers, some go to those correspondence schools/private free-standing shit houses–most are FRAUDS.

By: Wally G.

Wally G. — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:43:16 +0000

how do tell when a realtard (“realtor”) or lawyer is lying–when their lips move.

lawyers are scum of the earth. many make shit <50K and are basically useless unless you hire true top 5%, the rest are shit.

By: Zachary Kyra-Derksen

Zachary Kyra-Derksen — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:31:35 +0000

Oh Yes! Well said. I am white and I agree.

By: Ella

Ella — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:16:42 +0000

You missed an important link.

Once these white people with their BA’s get their JD’s and rack up thousands in student loans, all they want is to escape that corporate world to go work for a non-profit, preferably in a foreign country (backpacks = essential) where they can eat “ethnic” foods and educate the locals about their culture, which they undoubtedly learned all about on public radio…