Comments on: #59 Natural Medicine

By: Greg

Greg — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:56:53 +0000

Not Asian women little buddy. I rubbed lotion on my wifes belly religiously when she was pregnant with both our kids, and no stretch marks. Asian women don’t get fat unless there really is something wrong. Asian women always look much younger than their age. I don’t know if they do kagel excercises or what, but Asian women have muscle constrol down there, that has the ability to part the clouds and make angels sing. I’m a firm believer that the sun rises and sets right there. Now you know why Japan is the land of the rising sun.

By: humptydumpy

humptydumpy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:47:48 +0000

oh but it’s true greggie boy. Married men like you enjoy whacking off to any woman or 12 year old in your case more than having sex with their wives because they’re old and their vaginas have been stretched out three times the size from childbirth.

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:58:25 +0000

What’s more of a concern isn’t so much that you’re white, but a liberal. That’s reason enough to claw your own eyes out and jump from bridge.

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:55:12 +0000

Lord almighty dude. I think you spend far too much time alone. Nobody that had anybody else around to talk too, would sound this stupid.

By: Greg

Greg — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:59:09 +0000

the white people that don’t buy into the whole organic, herbal, enviromental hippy bullshi- are the wrong kind of white people. I am white and there is nothing better than real medicine in my book either.

By: Greg

Greg — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:56:41 +0000

Bwaa hah ahahahahaha that was the funniest post I’ve read on this whole board. I’ve seen some really obtuse people in the really blue state I live in, but you are a peach.

By: humptydumpty2

humptydumpty2 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:11:54 +0000

I got a natural solution for you: beat your meat really hard to white girls with nice big white boobs and pink nipples, not Asians with no boobs and dark brown Meskin nipples, and ladies rub that pussy til its real slippery wet to the same white girls with nice big white boobs and pink nipples til you start squirtin’ all this NATURAL juices!!!! It’s a miracle healer!!

By: Tara

Tara — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:33:23 +0000

okay, I have to admit. I looked up at least 50 of these entries and found I am hopelessly just like the white people these entries describe. Could it be, could, could it, could it be, no, no no! AhhHHHHHHHHH! I’m white. I am really white. Help, somebody. Get me some tanning lotion quick. God forbid. I cannot be white. My grandpa was white. But I am not white. am I? Damned, cursed, wretched self.

By: Greg

Greg — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:39:37 +0000

Anything that parodies leftwing loonies is necessarily offensive. Due to politcal correctness issues, to be socially aware you may only ridicule Christians or Conservatives. You wanna put a turd in the punch bowl, blaspheme against global warming. You wanna see a bunch of people go bat shit, tell a queer joke.

By: Ave

Ave — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:26:07 +0000

i can believe people actually get offended by this site, get over yoruselves and stop saying everything is ‘racist’ but on another note it seems the ‘being offended’ is defo a valid one for many of these weirdoz