#60 Toyota Prius
February 7, 2008 by clander
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.
The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.
The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon. That’s right, you can drive 45 miles and burn only one gallon of gasoline. So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment.
It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!
Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!
There are a few ways you can use this to your advantage. If you are carpooling to an event or party you can always say “can we take your Prius? my car doesn’t get good mileage and I feel guilty driving it.” And bam! Free ride! 
Also, if you see a white person in a Prius you can say “wow, that’s great to see that you’re doing something for the earth.” The white person will feel very good about themselves and offer to drive you home, to Ikea, or drop you off at 80s night.
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As I walked from my local Portland farmer’s market laden with re-usable shopping bags toward my “Women for Obama”-adorned Prius I thought, “Wow. I never thought I’d be such a stereotype.” And that’s before I found this site. (Insert self-deprecating humor here).
Buying many copies of your book…
Kristin,
We will pray for you.
love it! http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
god. they could’ve at least made those things aesthetically pleasing. >.<
White people are fatties. Get out of your Prius and ride a bike. Save the environment.
Wow, “White people are fatties”; have you ever seen a New Orleans evacuation?
I stand by my comment.
This is SO funny. I don’t drive A Prius though. I drive a ’92 Ford Explorer. GASP!!!! But I do have an Obama sticker on the back of it and an Apple sticker!!! LMFAO!!!
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You’re an idiot. If you burn 1 gallon, it’s still damage. Just b/c it’s not as bad for the enviroment doesn’t mean it’s good for it. And there are only 4 cars to every 1000 people in China. It’s the governments shitty enviroment policies.
Also, that was meant to be a reply to Pablo Cruise, I don’t know why it didn’t show as one.
White Men Like To Have Sex With Black Women.
Does this have something to do with a Prius?
you are right…i do not see any black people in a prius…everybody needs a hybrid car
I’ve seen several.
So getting good gas mileage doesnt help burn less fuel and pollute less? Maybe I should just get a 84 monte carlo all covered in primer spots and throw on a nice set of five thousand dollar rims that I get from rent a center, oh ya then I would be stylin, hey biatches check out my hoopti ya thats right I put earings on a pig. LOL all kidding aside have you watched the Olympics in China and wondered why you cant see the sun through the smog? Maybe its because a billion people are driving cars and the factories are burning toxic fossil fuels and they air is so stank that some of our athletes wouldnt even compete in fear of getting sick and harming their health. Stereo types are always fun, as long as you do it with a sense of humor, wheres the real humor here?
You do that.
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