#60 Toyota Prius
February 7, 2008 by clander
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.
The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.
The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon. That’s right, you can drive 45 miles and burn only one gallon of gasoline. So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment.
It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!
Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!
There are a few ways you can use this to your advantage. If you are carpooling to an event or party you can always say “can we take your Prius? my car doesn’t get good mileage and I feel guilty driving it.” And bam! Free ride! 
Also, if you see a white person in a Prius you can say “wow, that’s great to see that you’re doing something for the earth.” The white person will feel very good about themselves and offer to drive you home, to Ikea, or drop you off at 80s night.
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OMG. You MUST live in the Bay Area. This is SO, SO true. LOL
Sweet mother of god this blog is AWESOME. I’ve yet to see a Prius without an Apple/Democrat/Hippy Bumper sticker on it. I’ve also never failed to see one pull in to anything other than a 3,000 square foot house. Comical.
bumper stickers are for assholes that think other people care about what they care about.
I didn’t know you cared.
So are you white or not? You’ve got to be kidding with your blogs?! Are you one of those white people that thinks by bashing your race, you are somewhat redeemed and cool? This sucks dude. get your research right….
Anyone who can name a site like this must be racially biased.
I have friends around the world who are black(African and Amercian) and coloured: Indian, South African, Cypriot, Greek and Turk. Some are very rich and some are quite poor and could not afford a Prius but when I sent some of them the name of this site the comment was :Where is this person coming from has he never heard of racial bias???
Get real man this 2008 the 21C not 19C.
but my prius is.
Too True.
A couple years ago I was fulfilling my white duty and went to a screening of an Al Franken movie at the local renovated art house theater. They must have given a free ticket to anyone who owned a Prius because I have never seen so many lined up in one place. You could spot the poorer white people who were still rockin’ the Jetta.
I love this site for bursting the bubble that too many white people live in.
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You might be a redneck if you haven’t replaced your air filter in your Prius for, like, 100,000 miles and your mpg has dipped to an all-time low of 49 mpg.
Do 2.5″ headers and a double-pump Holley on the Chevy big block in my Prius still make me white?
You’re getting right up there.
Don’t forget the TerraPass sticker on the back.
My guilt was totally overwhelming me, since I drive a Volvo for safety reasons (decision made while in the ICU after an accident), so I got a TerraPass. Ah, problem fixed!!
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