#63 Expensive Sandwiches
February 11, 2008 by clander
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.
In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.
The waiters and waitresses in these places are highly coveted by the white population. They are not quite as cool as bartenders, not quite as snobby as coffee shop workers, but still artsy, young, and more than likely to be a musician/artist/writer (since they only have to work from 11-3).
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.
These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.
Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.
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[...] apologies and bottles of water. But on this particular day I stumbled across #63 on the list: Expensive Sandwiches. I love expensive [...]
$8.99 is a little riduclous. but i do love a good sandwich! so much better than a burger.
Marissa, the six dollar burgers in Carls’ jr. here in the west (whom owns Hardee’s in the east coast) are angus all-beef restaurant-style delicacys for (get ready, this is true) $3.95 to $4.45! I’m not kidding, some burgers out there are much better than a dry, salty or blend sub twice the price. +
I’m white and I wouldn’t pay 8.99 for a sandwich, unless it was one of those long party ones. That would be a good deal!! Lol, I can make my own fancy sandwiches at home, without having to wait 40 minutes.
This site is hilarious and everybody needs to quit being so opinionated about it. It’s not offensive to anyone. It’s just FUNNY. So, get off of your high horse and have a laugh.
[...] also added a smorgasbord of stuff white people like: “honey mustard grilled wild salmon, apricot chipotle glazed wild salmon, coconut curry [...]
I’m black and love sandwich shops..Hell, I heart paninis cause its damn good:-)
I bought a stouffer’s microwaveable panini for $1.15 in a wal-mart, I saved 8 bucks (my average hourly wage) to blow it on crack, booze and hookers (I’m kidding!!!). The problem is, white people act like they can have 10 in the wallet, but normally I carry 2 to 3. I’m their equal huh? +
8.99 for a SANDWICH?!?!?!?!? i think im gonna have a heart attack…
where do you live? visit any city.
that looks like a good sandwhich
well worth the money
it looks like a ham and cheese sandwich with bacon on toasted wonderbead. man, tell me those ingredients aren’t all in your kitchen.
GOD MADE BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE AS WELL AND YOU REMEMBER THAT
LOL I love people who think their opinions matter, especially when regarding things so trivial as this site. God made us all with a sense of humor, too.
What do M&M’s and people have in common?
They come in different colors (or some have nuts inside).
It’s obvious a few idiots in America into creationism also feel whoever believes in the concept of race are “evil”. The neo-cons reject the primate genetic human evolution theory are claiming eugenics was a socialist ideology. For a left-wing socialist white liberal objecting to racism, that’s an odd way for religious fundies promote the belief god created people in all shades of brown…from a speck of dust. +
Yup, too bad he didnt make grammar…or even sense…
white people like to feel superior and privileged and nothing reenforces this feeling more than paying more for something
It depends on what kind of white person: Archie Bunker of the 70s-era TV comedy “All in the Family” is one of them, and then there’s Lucille Ball who isn’t on “I love Lucy” stars with her husband on TV and real life Desi “Ricky” Arnaz. +
Well I need to get up on this philosophy. What costs a lot that I can open up and business and sell to white people?
Incorrect train of thought.
‘What costs a little bit, but can be sold for TOO MUCH?’
There you go, instant white trend. Damn you iMacs.
OMG! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP I’VE HEARD ALL DAY! White people sure will wait for a good sandwich! HAHAHAHA!
That’s because they’re nuts! You never have to wait in line for one of those gas station sandwiches
How white are you? where you live is near (abandoned) gas stations, 10 liquor stores/convenient stores, one huge ethnic market and 5 bars/places serve alcohol by the drink. Sounds like a freakin’ ghetto does it? Nope…it’s a barrio near a reservation by the center of town. Indio rules! +
And why buy a 591mm bottel of Coke when you can get a 2L bottle of RC Cola at the gas station for the same price?
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