#63 Expensive Sandwiches
February 11, 2008 by clander
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.
In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.
The waiters and waitresses in these places are highly coveted by the white population. They are not quite as cool as bartenders, not quite as snobby as coffee shop workers, but still artsy, young, and more than likely to be a musician/artist/writer (since they only have to work from 11-3).
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.
These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.
Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.
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haha there were so many of these sandwich shops when i went to new york and san francisco. i’m not white, so i couldn’t afford the high priced sandwiches, so i ordered half a pint of milk. it cost four dollars.
frozen yogurt should also be included in this list. whenever i pass by pinkberry, the only people i see inside are whites and asians.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their lunch money on expensive sandwiches.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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I’m a vegan and can tell you for a fact that 9 times out of 10 there are NO vegan options. Veganism is not nearly as trendy in the liberal elitist community as you seem to let on.
that makes it white, cuz ur complaining about ur unusual choice of diet. which in turn, makes u happy because u are a crusader. I was vegetarian and dudee…..i was the same way ^^
I’m not white thnically, but i grew up in a white suburb in NJ. meh.
Thanks to the recession(s) of 2008, 2001, 1992 and 1982: all the good eateries in Indio Cal. disappeared: Wendy’s is the only fast food failure, followed by Hogi Yogi, Straw Hat pizza and Naegle’s Mexican restaurants. We lost Denny’s, Diary Queen, Baskin Robbins, and whatdayaknow Taco Bell with 3 del taco and 100 other Mexican eateries. Back in the 1970’s, my parents would eat in the A&W cafe (about 3 of em along old route 99) and sadly all of them burnt down in the late 1980s. I know where televangelist Jimmy Swaggart got arrested in the trendy tourist trap Clark’s auto/truck stop museum. “I have sinned all against you” (sob). +
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Those dumb white peoples are so stupid. they spend 8 bucks for stupid sandwich—A SANDWICH. without drink, chippers, etc.. how dumb can you white people be. afterwards it’s about 15-20 bucks, might as well go to a nice restaurant for that high price.
make your sandwich for under 4 bucks,
Fast food could be a dead industry whenever the next big recession comes about in the next decade. Don’t we wish to be in 1973 the last time the US economy was relatively good, stable and not prone to crisis-like changes? Screw the “big/easy” 80s and “it’s the” 90s to bring us to the ’00s stands for zero wealth. No more cheap eats, gas or bills, welcome to the world of debt, downfalls and downsizing. Now what do you want on your $8.30 (per hour) sandwich? +
[...] than just slicing meat and putting it on bread.” In spite of Expensive Sandwiches being Number 63 on the popular list http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, I think it is a little absurd to charge that much [...]
“Made fresh out of San Antonio…where they know what salsa should taste like.”
“This stuff is made in New York City. New York city???”
(find a catch phrase). “Might as well be made in Fresno”.
In other words, not taste like Del Monte ketchup. +
That’s funny.
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OMG….THIS IS SO FUNNY I WORK AT A “SANDWHICH SHOP
” AND ALL DAY I WATCH THESE FOOLS COME IN AND CRAVE THESE SANDWHICHES THAT ARE RAPIDLY SENDING THEM TO THE POOR HOUSE…LEARN HOW TO MAKE SANDWHICHES @ HOME WHITE FOLKS..LMAO!!
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