#64 Recycling
February 14, 2008 by clander
Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
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“a white man”
sigh… only white people will get so fussy over nonsense like this shit.
That’s pretty racist as well… not to stoke this already touchy fire.
“just a human being”
what a load of crap. i can see you like to give rusty trombones to the person writing in this blog.
#67 White people like creating unfunny blogs about a quirky topic.
Yet here we are…
Dear “A White Man”.
I recently found this site through a friend and i think it is geared as for humour on typical social behaviours. We would appreciate you not getting into absolutely ludicrous arguments about racism by making up statistics of 9/10 Blacks and Mexicans not recycling. If you have done an academic survey, i think what ur community needs is a better school system that can teach you folks about recycling.
if you find this site offensive, send an email to the site admin and not try to bull **** about “someone trying to save a planet”
-from a non-White boy who recycles, advocates about poverty and hates people with SUV’s with a passion
I can tell by the way you spell that you’re some of that eurotrash. piss off limey
So, you’re the one in ten!
HA!
SUV driving bastards! Yuppie Scum!
As a recycler who acutally has pawed through my trash after my totally white husband threw away a can, I say…
I don’t mind being pegged as white and lame!
And if we don’t start cleaning up this country; I’m going to Move to Canada!
–No one ever said you have the right NOT to be offended–
I am hispanic/asian and I like to recycle but I dont show off about it and I certainly dont put other races down who dont recycle which obviously you see as inferior to you. Your racist bigotry is disgusting and so are you. Now that your are offended please pull out the chart board that explains what MY race does and not me as an idividual.
“if we don’t start cleaning up this country; i’m going to move to canada!”
wow, im sure the canadians are absolutely giddy at the prospect of your arrival. what country wouldnt be excited at the thought of receiving such a wonderful gift. lame ass white americans always spread a special type of joy throughout the world.
as a matter of fact, this country is already too dirty and polluted with cans that werent pawed out of the trash. lets all move to canada and leave this mess behind for the mexicans to enjoy.
You don’t really understand sarcasm, do you, Bandit?
Check out #75 on the list. That’s why I capitalized the “M” in Move – it’s a reference to a previous post.
–The idots keep breeding, don’t they?
iM sorry, i suppose iM just too big of an idiot to too realize that capitol Ms are soMe sort of secret sarcasM/reference code. Maybe i should join one of those #21s.
you are Mighty clever half wit. apparently you were able to see the #50 in your reply to Me. you knew that i didnt understand your sarcasM and you were able to dis Me as well as clean up all those loose ends froM your original post. all the while keeping that aMazing sense of #50.
i sure learned My lesson today. i will never cross such an intelligent aMerican again. especially not one with such a firM grasp on #50. sometiMes people confuse sarcasM with #50, but obviously you dont. of course you understand sarcasM. of course you can see the #50 in your reply. of course you can.
At least someone is trying to save this planet. Minorities (especially blacks and Mexicans) could care less about their surroundings. You can see this all over the city. 9/10 Blacks or Mexicans will throw stuff on the ground even if their is a waste basket a meter or two from them.
And also, in some places, it’s the law to recycle, and blacks and Mexicans will choose not to anyway.
White people loveeeeeeee statistics. Where are your statistics to back this comment up??
I bet Indians, er, Native Americans, were really wasteful,too. Let’s see, we’re not above scalping and/or torturing the white settlers, using their women as sex slaves, embracing endemic warfare between the tribes, but let’s make sure we don’t chuck those pottery shards in the river. And also, not burying your dead seems like a classic faux pas from an environmentalist perspective.
hick?
white people are just as guilty of this, please contain your racist comments. thnx
This shit is so outtapocket and delicious it ain’t even funny.
Actually its HELLA funny.
I am soooo mad at you for using Melanese phrases like ‘outta pocket’ on this post! You know we are supposed to keep that ish as part of our code language! lololololol
- Intelligent Black Girl who doesn’t “talk Black” around non-Blacks, not because I want them to think highly of me, but because we have to keep SOMETHING to ourselves!!
**Just for any non-Black person who decides to use this comment as an excuse to post racist nonsense about Black patterns of speech-this ain’t about you. You don’t want to start a conversation about race with me. I probably make more money than you**
***For all of the ‘right sort’ of white people who seem to be finding themselves in this blog, buck up!! Every black person I know is about 60% of this blog, and I go to an HBCU! Sure it’s all ridiculous, but we aren’t hurting anyone by liking sushi and Eastern or obscure religions (though I prefer Altima Hybrids to Prii) ! Let’s stand together, in Japan, with Obama t-shirts and scarfs, singing songs from the Juno soundtrack or swapping stories about our study-abroads***
I love recycling and Korea’s system is great. They even do something with styrofoam, not exactly sure what, but it all goes away to some place together.
I believe Korea ships all those styrofoam peanuts to North Korea, where they are consumed as food.
Your comment was just too funny.
Food and recycling problem solved!
“I’m white. I feel guilty about breathing carbon in the air”
Carry a plant with you and make sure you exhale on it. Plants need CO2 to perform photosynthesis and will release oxygen as part of the process. Problem solved!
I’m white. I feel guilty about breathing carbon in the air.
I can’t wait to pay the carbon tax.
that stinks.
i love you. that is all. and i mean that from the cockles of my bluest bin
Well you’re cool.
yeah see white women are really good at what they do an thats suckin penis lol AN LIKE I SAID THEY TKE THE HIOLE LOAD
look i know black pussy is nasty but leave the white chicks alone
Um, the “Black Cock” guy, either isn’t black, or has a small dick. Black guys with normal sized dicks (that’s large, for you white boys decrying black pussy) don’t say cock. Black guys with large dicks (that’s huge, for you white boys decrying black pussy) don’t say cock. And they both know that black girls are great at sucking dick, because they always act like you’re the only man they’ll do it to AND they hate that white girls get all the credit.
For the white guys who seem so disgusted by black pussy, it’s probably because the two that you’ve accidentally seen in porn look like they would swallow you whole. In general, white guys who fancy themselves beasts in bed want to at least try black pussy, just so they can say they were as good as a black guy. For you small fries, I understand the terror, really. Just know all white guys aren’t as small as you two- that should make you feel better.
You see, even black dudes wont even screw around with black pussy. No wonder- have you seen one – looks like a butt hole
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE BUT I LOVE YOUR WOMEN THEY SUCK MEAN DICK AN THEY SWALLOW SO THEY DONT WASTE
what is ur problom with black people. i’m not black but i’m talking for them
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These stuff are sooo true and funny. Keep adding to the list. I love it.
naaaaaaaaaa this thing is boring
I pooped my pants
gtatgh
Pooping is only half way their if you want to recycle, Bon Appetite.
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