#64 Recycling
February 14, 2008 by clander
Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
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The comments on this site are absolutley ridiculous and ignorant. Obviously, the list is meant for fun and can be enjoyed by anyone of any race. However, the racial comments are not just made by the “White Guy”. I’m pretty sure I read something about white girls sucking cock. Do any of you actually feel better for demeaning a race? I absolutely agree with Shiena.
I don’t think this site is funny and I don’t think any of you are funny. It seems like this site is made up to be insulting and to instigate hate among people….of all races and all backgrounds and cultures. I know assholes of all different nationalities and skin colors and I know amazing open- hearted, environmentally concious people from all those same entirely diverse groups around the world. Come people… are you serious with this?? This site is a waste of time and I am sorry I stumbled across it looking for research for a paper. What everyone needs to do is get off the damn computer and stop creating arguments just for the sake of arguing…and running their mouth off. that certainly is gonna get nowhere. What will get somewhere fast is recycling… everywhere and everyone…and being conscious of the waste we are producing and all the useless shit we are consuming constantly. if anyone doesn’t recycle…or hates it… it’s just because the message of how important it is isn’t reaching them.
Why don’t we all try and do our part instead of having circular conversations on a dumb website.
Lighten up sister; it’s just a joke!
I think it is a good idea to recycle people need to start doing that or the earth will die without the things it needs
Nat X is right. White people always pick up the poop from their beloved dogs, which is a good way to recycle those plastic bags. It’s illegal to put feces out with your garbage in many places so some white people hire companies to come dispose of their dog feces. Who knows what happens next?
ur bitchez muderfukers!!!
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you guyz are so rasist look at the name of the website..assholes
i know huh!..
fukin punalkes!..
pinches mal paridos!..
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shoot nothing wrong with recyling at all we as a minority need to do it if we are not already. the earth is in danger yall wake up!!!
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