#64 Recycling
February 14, 2008 by clander
Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
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Nice blog! I never recycle. I remember in high school some pro-recyclers came to our school to rah rah about recycling and gave us some goofy tape with songs about recycling made from recycled plasitic. I threw that out my car window. I tell my children they don’t have to recycle either, just throw it in the trash. We don’t live like pigs and like to clean and throw garbage where it belongs. Maybe I’m differnet though. I don’t feel guilt about Indians and my ancestors came over on the Mayflower! Recycling sucks, and if you do a little research you will learn it wastes way more resources, money, and causes more pollution than just throwing the garbage where it belongs.
Speaking of garbage, where do you want us to throw you?
I looooooooooooooooooooove recycling, its great for our Earth. What’s not to love. Be a contributor!
You’re behind the times.
Expert-level white people don’t get plastic OR paper, and thus don’t have to recycle either.
They use reusable shopping bags, preferably with the logo of their favorite high-end supermarket on it that they can then use to tote stuff to the beach (assuming they’re not living next to it already).
Will my Costco bag count as high end? I want so badly to be high end. Please say yes.
Take your plastic bag and go huff solvents from it u weak minded tard
Why the hell would I want to end up like you?
The Whale takes on recycling:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-rkufEkJM
racist
I am by no means a racist, though I am from MS good guess commie
I wasn’t guessing you are from MS; it is totally obvious.
By the way, the racist comment wasn’t for you. I taunt and you respond; you’re nothing but a puppet on my stage.
If I’m a commie, then I’m the General Secretary and you’re a field worker. I suppose you’re used to that, being you’re a Mississippian.
I have noticed some of the steam evaporated from your rhetoric; was that your best shot Joshie?
Shut your slobbering, lisping mouth and go outside and attempt to talk to a girl. I know this will be difficult for you, but maybe if you sweet talk the acne prone girl in your D and D guild she might give you a lap fluff. Respond and you’re just a puppet on my stage Buckaroo. Like I said at least I’ve seen females naked, which is more than you’ll ever accomplish. Have fun reading your Star Wars novel Buck.
If I didn’t respond I’d be a puppet by following your instructions. The only stage you have is about to leave town without you. Stuck in Mississippi forever, I love it.
I hear Comcast is the last company to pull their internet service out of Mississippi next week. It’s back to playing with yourself while looking at a picture of Grannie from the Beverly Hill Billys.
Have a good day and keep practicing and some day you’ll be able to spit over you lower lip.
autonomous sorry
Josh,
Can’t we all be friends? You have a point, albeit weak, but I’m not retarded.
We get mail in our box, roads to drive on, police protection, fire protection and many other services all on our tax bill. Other services, such as electricity, water, telephone come only if we pay our specific bill. Being conservative or liberal really doesn’t have a whole lot to do with it. It is the tree hugging liberals I’m pleading to because they take on causes like this. They are the ones most eager to take up my cause. As I say, if it is so god damn important, why would I have to pay so friggin much money for trash collection, which encourages me to use an alternative. The fact is my political persuasion sure can’t be discovered from what I write in a blog.
I think it is strange that you called me retarded, and you have a problem with spelling, comma usage, and sentence structure. To make my point, “Why you sound like a communist advocating free public service.” Thank god you said that I only sound like a communist. If you would have called me one, I would have the hunt you down and put you in my burn barrel.
Have a good day, and sign up for a writing class. While you’re at it take a thinking class, also. Actually writing and thinking go hand in hand. Yeah, take that writing class.
$59 is a lot of money buckie what a joke u r. your that poor and u r telling me a pre-law major to work on syntactic structure (snuck in a vocab lesson 4 u there buckabootyrooter). I dare u to attempt witty retort and reciprocate my insults if u feel u have the mental capacity u COMMUNIST PUSSY who masturbates to hillary clinton
hee, hee, hee, hee
Buckabootyrooter loves the color red, the USSR, socialized medicine, welfare (considering with out it he and his mother would be penniless), and gun control. Blog back bitch if u dare and I will show u how dumb u really fucking r. u need 2 go 2 your community college and enroll in remedial classes asap, if u think 4 a second that your grammar is ok. my liberal martial arts studying ass would wipe the floor with u so come find me COMMUNIST.
hows dis 4 grmmr u sudrn ashle. nd id lik 2 c ur pssy as wpe da foor wit anytng. bstrd
Weak mind, weak body, and you got both.
Ronald Regan sucks big Russian cock and then spits the load right back into your Commie throat. I don’t have to take the time to punctuate correct grammar in a blog you COMMUNIST pussy, besides it is more about content (of which u know nil) than grammar anyway. There should be a comma after actually. This is one of many errors your Commie bitch ass buckabootyrooter. If I were mean and willing to devote the time I would really insult you, but I have to go now and live a life. Something u probably wouldn’t comprehend considering you have the time to write such lengthy blogs u stupid retard socialist commie pussy bitch homo. I bet you’ll vote for Obama this year. If u post one more threatening comment towards me I will show you how a stupid liberal takes a redneck like u 2 court and sue the flannel shirt right off your trailer park back bitch. Fuck u COMMUNIST.
JOSH (Jealous Of Sane Humans)
Wow, what a silver tongue. You worked yourself up, got yourself fairly excited, and wanted to say something; but your little brain just won’t work. I hope all that anger turns on you, and you are ate up by the crack sores expanding on your face.
Martial arts, did you really say martial arts. Now that is trailer trash.
Pre-law major, that’s why you think you’re right in the face of all evidence to the contrary. ie. OJ Simpson
Have a nice day you ridge running jug fucker. Which part of Mississippi did you say you were from?
Buckaroo I thought conservatives were supposed to be autonous and not expect the gov. to pay for things. Why you sound like a communist advocating free public service. You really don’t know how retarded you are.
I am proud as hell that I recycle. We have a big ole burn barrel out buy the barn and all of our waste goes in there to be burned. Every once in a while I dump a little diesel fuel on the stuff that doesn’t burn and get that fired up. After the barrel is half full of ash, I dump it in a hole I dug with my backhoe. I recycle everything, either to the atmosphere or the earth. For all my efforts I save the $59 Waste Management wants to charge me each month. Now I’m getting to my point. Why isn’t waste pickup free, if it is so damn important? If it didn’t cost to get rid of my crap I would use the green plastic boxes on wheels. There are a bunch of us. So why don’t you tree hugging, liberal, do gooders get those politicians wound up and headed the right direction. That is if you really care. I don’t, my system works just fine.
ok im an advanced recycler! sweet
Recycling is for people who don’t have anything better to do on the weekends. Seriously, this whole save the planet thing is getting way out of hand. We’re all gonna die eventually and we’re all gonna end up like the dinosaurs at some point. I’m not sacrificing my time or pleasure right now for something that could happen 100 (or more) years from now. I know what you’re thinking, “But what about the children? What about future generations?” F*** them. Seriously, my parents’ generation screwed social security and unprotected sex for us, so why should I care if my kids won’t know what a tree looks like. That’s tough love. Let’s all go out and buy a Hummer and off the planet even faster!
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
wow your an ass
Although I totally disagree with you on all points, I have to admit you’re pretty funny. I read your comments aloud to my co-worker and we got a great laugh out of it.
He wasn’t joking: fuck Mother Earth.
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