#64 Recycling
February 14, 2008 by clander
Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
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You’re about to start recycling toilet paper too! Hahaha!
(j/k… well not really… Anyway, I like recycling too.)
Drying it out is easy, but getting the brown out is a bitch.
this whole conversation is retarded
Not until you joined in.
Heh heh,jesus.
The very idea that we piss ant humans could destroy this planet by tossing things into a landfill is absurd.Mother nature has seen a hell of a lot tougher than our species and did what she had to do to rid herself of any nest fouling pests in the past.This ten second blip of ours on the evolutionary radar is just that,a blip.
Recycling is industry,nothing more.We never,ever do anything that is selfless.We are not trying to save the earth for the earth’s sake,we are saving ourselves.
You REALLY want to save this planet?….it only has one serious problem.
Sterilize our species and in less than a century it would be “saved”.
What the fuck good would that do? Save the planet so a bunch of lesser organisms can live on it?
Screw that, humans rule!
Great idea…we should totally do that. But, don’t pretend like you would possibly support self destruction. If you do, I challenge you to destroy yourself. Heroin, whatever, just do it in a timely manner please. Thank you in advance Mr. High and Mighty
I do believe I said “sterilize” humanity,not destroy.It was implied that we could all live our lives to the end.
The Earth will end tomorrow. Find Jesus today. Praise the Lord.
Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord! Praise ye the Lord!
I agree these people talking about how big their cocks are trolls with mall penises. If you have a big penis then why is your self esteem so low that you have to boast about your size on the internet? I’m indonesian and 7 inches which does me fine and yes I’ve been with black and white women and never heard any complaints. You have to remember that penis size varies from each person but everyone stereotypes a race as a whole. I perosnaly blame the porn industry not only does it depict most black men as thugs but also having 2ft penises.
For example a porn site named freaksofcock.com use fake penises, anyone with eyes can see they look plastic and never change from flacid to erect not to mention unrealistic cum shots that looks like milk.
Good grief! From recycling to porn? How on earth?
(get it? recycling? … earth?… oh never mind.)
Er Ramelan
What has this comment got to do with re-cycling or are you one of the few fortunate people who has managed to work out to recycle their “cocks”
recycle.
seriously it saves alot and takes very little time.
i always recycle in my very small town.
make a difference
RECYCLING ROCKS AND I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH. I’d sooo die if i didn’t find this site…I’M NOT EVEN WHITE.
Recycling is far more important than anyone realizes – where do you think humans will live if Earth becomes uninhabitable, Mars? Not for quite a while. I’m a 5th generation native of the prairie, born on a farm, and still live close to nature, and boneheads like you, Chris, make me sick!
Who said anything was wrong with recycling? Some people don’t like recycling but still do it because they think it’s right. Kind of like cleaning the toilet. Many people don’t like doing it, but they do it anyway because they know they should.
There’s a reason most people left the farm and got a life. Check it out.
Are you could just not recycle, like me. That is why I have learned to love environmentalists. All their green ways allow me to do what ever I want…
Brilliant.
I am in a constant suffocating battle with accumulating plastic bags, and will dither for minutes with empty bottles at unfamiliar houses waiting for someone to rescue me and unveil the recycling bin. Last weekend I actually retrieved, rinsed and recycled the plastic takeout curry containers I had minutes before dumped in the rubbish. Those trapped landfill animals burned in my mind. Its like environmental OCD.
love it! http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
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