#64 Recycling
February 14, 2008 by clander
Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
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reccylcing is a joke a white joke, throw stuff out, those white folk make/create their own crap, and they all love wallowing in it. let them create their own crazy making. BOOMERS ROCK ON, AND NEVER RETIRE, WORK ADDICTS UNITE AND RECCYLE.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money by buying things which get recycled.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
lol this is just because the only place they enforce recycling are white neighborhoods.
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
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White People Are Pathetic!!
Pathetic as in the leading world polluters are not only the USA, but the historic rate of factory emissions was Europe and Russia. The current serious area of ecological concern is in China, India and southeast Asia. The most polluted areas in the world is in Africa and Latin America, such as serious smog in Mexico City and cell phone battery dumps in South Africa. +
Its true, most Blacks believe that white people are pathetic…As pathetic as any one race of people can be! Just look at their lies, deceit, and Hypocrisy! Their history is even spelled out for them in the bible….A people who live in their own Vainess, i.e., they exist in their own B.S.
What more can be said!
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Nice article, never mind the fact that everything people think they know about recycling is all a pack of lies!
Recycling is counterproductive, doesn’t save trees (The only things it can possibly save are plastic and metal, and even then you can still get much higher-quality versions of that stuff if you start from scratch), has to be subsidized by government (Do you REALLY want your taxes used to fund shit that doesn’t work, from recycling to art that doesn’t sell?), we’re NOT running out of landfill space, the jobs it creates are shitty, make-work jobs (I’d rather put the people working in recycling plants to work trimming my yard with toenail clippers!), the things made from recycled products don’t recoup their costs, and making it the law to recycle amounts to the government eating up people’s time and money picking through garbage when they can be doing more important things! Also, much of what you “recycle” ultimately ends up in the same dump.
TLDR,
I read the counter- productive part though, i dissagree.
you are wrong because by recycling your magazines you make new paper, so trees can stay and not be cut down for paper.
Also buying stuff from stores like “whole foods” (with little packaging) can really make a difference!
Oceanic/ marine biologist crews are on a NOAA ships out in the Pacific 50 miles west of San Francisco to examine the “Great North Pacific dead zone” a 15 million square mile zone of man-made plastic trash composed matter developed over a few decades moves along with the currents, the area grew many times and can extend from a thousand miles east of Japan to eventually wash ashore in the west coast of North America (note to Venice Beach, you wouldn’t like this). +
wrong, asshole. recycling paper creates a lot of waste in the process. also, paper makers plant trees…where do you think they get their materials from…national parks? get a clue.
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