#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
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I live in Australia so I threaten to move to New Zealand… frequently.
We’d have free healthcare too, if we didn’t spend 45% on our taxes for the military protecting Canada and other white countires….. Same me your anti-american lecture. Im well aware of history………
Please read “McMuffin’s” comment. Also, try reading about how well other countries govt health care programs are going. You obviously need to be educated on what is “real” and what is a “great idea”.
Oh yeah….I guess sending our troops to fight and die for the people of somolia a few years back was just us protecting “other white countries”. We are such BASTARDS!
We’d have free healthcare too, if we didn’t spend 45% on our taxes for the military protecting Canada and other white countires….. Same me your anti-american lecture. Im well aware of history……..
Meh…they’re just babies who can’t handle life and somehow think Americans will become royalty in some other country. Imagine when you get to a place like Montreal and suddenly realize you need to be able to speak Canadian French.
Plus Canada gets way too much winter. Lord knows I barely handle the 3 1/2 months of it in Chicago. Imagine 6 months of winter.
It’s also funny how many Europeans out there want to move to America…simply because they’re watching their work opportunities become either government work, tourism, or the service sector.
Actually, pretty much everyone in Montreal can speak both English and French. There are very, very few areas in Canada where you’d need to know a language other than English, mostly small towns in eastern Quebec.
Also, we’re lucky if we can get 4 months of winter up here as well. Around Toronto, snow comes around in late November and is usually gone by mid-March, though if you go farther north you’ll get places with longer winters.
And yes, I know people who have threatened to move to Europe (mostly potheads who want to move to Amsterdam for obvious reasons, haha).
Europeans that want to move to the US? never met any
man, some white people really have no sense of humor…..
this site is way too funny.
One new thing for this site should be white people reading this site and debating each thing endlessly on how it does not apply to them, haha some people have zero sense of humor holy shitttttteeeeee
Lol.. its so true I find myself making the came comments about the marijuana issues & health care among many other things, but there is some beautiful people in Canada & beautiful land.
I have been to Canada numberous times.. I use to live right on the border of Canada & went there to do alot of shopping, the movie theatre was bigger and had alot more to offer then the small town I lived in, in Michigan. As for the comments that its bringing us down.. Heck if you can’t laugh at yourself a little bit, then you got a problem with your own race. Look at the african american comics for example, when they make comments about friend chicken and watermellon.. We are all special in many ways, and we have our own little quirks that make us unique and there is nothing wrong with that… lol…
djimbeau one word WHATTTTTTT …..after 20 min of translating your ignorantish ,Your such a frog better yet victim group want be frog.
focus tom,youre drinking flouride in youre bottled water,dont try to master commenting on other comments……………these arent the comments youre looking for…..try to comment on the blog.or were all just wasting our time
this blog isnt about anything but making some google adsence $$$$$$ and all these whiteys gettin offended and you should be ashamed of being proud of bein white.change the fuckin shit youre bringin us all down whitey
white=ignorant. deal with it you know its true all you wanna do is zoooma zoom zoom and a boom boom hitler was white! eat that who killed all the indians? our white forefathers and go ahead and try to move to canada lol good luck with that. yeah i look white but im not proud of my white ancestors, and i dont care about grammer or spellin ,whitey and i didnt read the blog this time so deal with that2 and im not a wigger im a wookie lol!!!!!!!
Hitler was white (German…or Austrian to be exact), but he slaughtered tens of millions of WHITE people for their religion and his psuedo-scientific racist agenda against the Jews in Germany and Nazi-occupied Europe. Europe had a long history of ethnic conflict, religious persecution, bloody wars between countries and xenophobia of immigrants from former colonies (France with Algeria and Indochina, Britain with India and the west Indies) in forms of the BNP and France’s National Front. +
hahaha this made me laugh–it’s so true! So many people I know have threatened to move to Canada because of politics and whatnot it’s ridiculous.
Poor Europeans have nowhere to threaten to move to…
“Europeans” are not a single nation, you morons. “Europe” is a continent. We (English) can move to France, they can move here etc.
(claps). It is a continent, except the current movement for the European Union becoming a singular continental bloc to act like a nation-state. I believe the world should unite as allies, trade partners and peaceful friends (i.e. liberal hippy Euro white talk), but I’m skeptical on all of Europe with so many different languages, religions and cultures interacting together. The EU is made up of 27 member-states, 3 more on the way and 3 non-EU members have a voice but no vote in the larger Council of Europe. Look what happened to former Yugoslavia, fragmented into 8 smaller countries by war and genocide, like in Bosnia between Serbs, Croats and Muslim Bosniaks in the 1990s? And the reunification of Germany, the “velvet divorce” of Czechoslovakia and the constant ethnic conflicts in Northern Ireland or the Basque provinces in Spain means more new countries to come. +
ahah move to France then
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