#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
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Note: Non-Europeans move to Europe in large numbers, since everyone on earth (esp. former third world nation-colonies of European “fatherlands”), and lemme remind you all for real my father is from France who lived in the USA for 41 years.
WHITE AMERICANS FLEEING TO CANADA? LoL! I’m gonna inform the Canadian border patrols to start sealing the fences, the Great Lakes and the Detroit river, and the Niagara Falls in case any (pardon me) “wetbacks” come in.
When Americans visit Europe (or plan on moving there), it is NOT lower standard of living (when you’re in the western half) and quite democratic, no death penalty and abortion is legal, and diverse in ethnicity or language (i.e. Switzerland, Wales, Belgium and Catalonia) without crossing a border.
Europe is aging, slowly-dying, declining in youth and birth rates, and in need for more hard workers in those not-yet-outsourced manufacturing base. They are Chinese in Ireland, Turks in Germany, Moroccans in Holland, Pakistanis in Great Britain, Algerians in France and Iraqis in Sweden.
Did somebody say Sweden? Hey, it’s warmer than the most southern city of Canada. They aren’t in the Eurozone either. Sweden is better than Norway, Finland or Denmark, which one has the drinking age at 16 and “free health care”?
My recommended place to live in for white people: Chile, just like California pointing south, Argentina (95% white Europeans) and Brazil has BEAUTIFUL beach resorts. But one problem: It’s in Hispanic America (except Brazil, where black people are everywhere) and Chile never forgot the time the US CIA planted a military dictator in the ’70s. +
Norway are so much better than Sweden, Norway has a way better Infrastructure than Sweden. And The Norwegians are much cleaner than Swedes enviromentally. (Cleaner energy)
Oh snap! my bad, the white yuppie pseudo-liberal types are fleeing south to Australia and New Zealand. One land is two BEAUTIFUL islands and the other is BIG, but the SMALL continent. Both of them have white English-speaking Aryan prototypes as a majority, except both of them have racial issues with the “natives”: Aboriginal Australians and Maoris in New Zealand. Hey, no place is ever perfect, the “Aussies” getting easily sunburned and “Enzedders” regularly hit with volcanic eruptions & moderate earthquakes know it well. +
Bit of a strange note right at the end there – I’m from the UK and we DO threaten to move somewhere… though generally not for the same reasons you do. If something bad happens within government we just get angry and offload our annoyance with a steady stream of cold blue profanity coming from our mouths.
It’s war and such that makes us want to move. “If ever WW3 happens, and we’re not instantly killed, I’m moving to Australia”. Woo Aus. At least there’s less rain there…
Ah, we New Zealanders don’t just *threaten* to move overseas – we usually do! There are one million of us abroad, vs 4 million in NZ (a percentage of whom would be foreign citizens as well).
Yes the winters are cold… that is what : jackets, mittens, thermal underwear, and big fluffy hats with ear flaps are for =D
Apparently no one ever just considers to move to Michigan or any of the middle states. Theres nothing out there and they pretty much form their own communities and dont give a rats ass what the government says (or at least the ones that I’ve lived in).
But then again that would require them to live with rednecks. God forbid.
That’s hilarious. Guys, chill out, I used to live in Canada and yes, some parts of it do have really crappy weather. Some parts are nice, and white people DO threaten to move there!
What makes these funny is that they are so true. Take it with a grain of salt. My experience with Canadians was that they were lighthearted and could take a joke (unless they lived in Quebec and liked to pretend they were French, lol)
Don’t tell the white Anglo Nazi-types out of California or the Die-hard southern Klan-types in Texas about Quebec is all non-English/non-Protestant/ethnic “French” people. But hey they have WHITE skin, right? The Southwestern U.S. is the “next Quebec” when it comes to a similar Hispanic racial movement by the name of “Aztlan” and how Mexican rule is expected to return in the four border/four corners states. +
You guys are ridiculous… well, some of your answers. I am a Canadian myself, however, I have never once heard anyone saying that “we, Candians will move to Europe.” most of us say move somewhere warm, like British Columbia, or California.
The fact that the U.S. isn’t yet overpopulated is the only reason there IS a Canada. As soon as we don’t fit here anymore, you’d better believe we’re invading! And at the rate our waistlines are expanding, it’s gonna be soon…
HAHAHAHA – It’s true, we have nothing with which to defend ourselves anyway (military wise) besides a sawed off shotgun and a submarine from West Edmonton Mall.
I always figured it was Canadian winter that kept us from annexation. Either that, OR Northern State youth want Quebec to remain so they can drink at age 18. Or maybe our diet – people always look at me weird when I bring up Beaver Tails.
Yea the weather in a lot of places in lower BC is better than a lot of american cities. LOL at the note of us threatening to move to europe, it is true
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BTW, Canada is a frosty wasteland. Who in there right mind would live there?
Haha. Just so you know … it’s not a frosty wasteland
That’s what just what our outdated Geography books portray it as. I have been to Canada many times, and many times I have sweat my ass off. It’s actually a pretty great place and I’d suggest anybody checking it out. Moving there – hmmm – I guess I would, although I’ve never threatened that. It’s actually pretty much like the US, but the people are more relaxed and friendly.
I, for one, would rather live in Toronto than Detroit any day… I prefer Vancouver to Seattle, and so forth. Not all of Canada is a frosty wasteland, and not all of the US is FL or Hawaii. In fact, part of the US is practically Siberia.
your ridiculous Zach… Our winter is the same as your New York, or northern States get. Your just jealous, your cities are dirty and over populated with people and rats.
lol you are so fucking ignorant. I’m born and raised Canadian living in Calgary and i’m sitting in 30 degrees and sunshine sweating my ass off. And I am loving my free health care, rocky mountains and fucking tim hortons. When your country gets over-populated don’t bother traveling up here.
Yeah holy shit ur not supposed to take this seriously. calm the fuck down
you realize this is a joke right. chill out.
Canada is really nice and has a lot of great scenery. I wouldn’t live there though.
British Columbia is really nice. No snow, its always green.
I live in Vancouver… only got sleet for 2 weeks.. all melted though.
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