#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
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Being from Canada, it only takes a couple of days to the States to realize the validity of this joy “white people” have. If they don’t want to move here, they at least want to take an extended vacation here. We shall gladly welcome you and share our public health care (and the rather long wait times) with you but just a warning the 49th parallel is not a magical refridgeration line, you won’t need to abandon your entire summer wardrobe.
please note. canada is the worst place to live if your white.
stay in the u.k
stay in Europe
stay in America
Canada hate white people
trust me i live there
@commonsense1154
You probably feel this way because you’re an ignorant biggot, and you think that anyone who doesn’t bend over backwards just because you’re white “hates” you.
Guess what? You’re an uneducated hick who just makes other white folks look bad. Please… you’re only fooling yourself with your thinly veiled racism.
I concure with this statement. I live in Canada as well. More specifically, Canada hates white people who can’t speak French.
As an aside, if I threaten to move anywhere, it’s to the US. I would never move to Europe. Taxation is worse there than here; if I move, it’s to a country with lower taxes.
WTF? Do you mean crazy Quebecois hate white people who can’t speak French? Guess what, the entire rest of Canada doesn’t give an eff if you can speak French or not.
yeah this is true im canadian too
It’s weird to see self-effacing Canadians. The Bush years were a veritable Canuck pridefest. Seriously, I hadn’t seen so many Canadian flag decals since Bob and Doug McKenzie rolled into town. You’re turning over a new leaf, Canada. Let’s hope it’s still of the maple variety.
can sum plz tell me what this web site is about i want 2 move 2 canada have done for 2years so what im asking is it a good thing that ppl from england r moving 2 canada or bad???????
You’ll have to learn to spell, first. The application forms are fairly complicated, and one of the basic requirements is literacy.
You are an idiot
Diego Garcia is the new Hawaii isn’t it? I thought that was Easter Island where the American white mid-life crisis-hit tourists go to. Nepal has a civil war, but every economist expects Americans fleeing to India, Dubai, Egypt, Malaysia or Bangkok. A definite sign of how rich white Americans are fleeing the same way the Cuban elites used a raft to get across the Florida straits or Ossies jump over the Berlin wall. What I meant is America is a “terrible horrible no good very bad” country, I think I want to move to Australia. (absolut whiteness). +
hahah i love it, I do always threaten to move to Europe! but Canada is a great country
I don’t even think most of the idiots I’ve heard this rant from would even know how to move to a different state, much less acquire the necessary documentation to change nationalities.
LOL!
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You know, those right-wing commentators and neocons in the government feel California and Canada alike are where the worst kind of racists are…and found someone to jump on:
Cal. Senator Barbara Boxer is over her “inappropriate” comment about a famous black writer in an Alternative energy summit last month, when a leading black man (from the NAACP? Michael Steele of the GOP?) said it was condescending, except the NAACP sponsored the summit and alike the National League of women voters, the NAACP is involved in other political causes and movements. +
The notes made me laugh out loud, so embarrasing. White people dont like to laugh out loud when sitting alone in front of a computer!
‘re right michael, let’s go fuck south america; such a virgin to waste !
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