#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
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but therefore the austrians and germans are in a dialectical relationship alsways threating to move in to the other country.espacially before/after elections.
fed up – how do you know they’re talking loudly when they’re in the car?
Also – if you are on a bicycle, you are no longer a pedestrian.
1. because you can actually hear them babbling away about how therapy went this morning. traffic causes louder speaking.
2. i disagree, i saw a guy on a vintage bike get hit while crossing an intersection on green light for him. in that case, the cyclist was the pedestrian.
I once had a phase where I was going to move to Canada. I have now moved on to threatening to move to Sweden!
Politeness is a Canadian trait for Americans after moving up there have to get used to. It is thought Canadians take etiquette more seriously and social skills to a whole new level. Canada is a really P.C. country to promote the idea of ethnic groups should be “separate” but treated “equally” or you’re gonna be viewed a chav. They are very uninvolved in how to handle the French speaking Quebecers or wouldn’t have the Quebec separatist fiasco at the first place.
Snow, not just for snorting anymore. I think I have a hernia, can you check it…
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com(the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
Not exactly true…
Europeans will often threathen to move to another european country but it differs on the subject.
Don’t like the european union:
Move to Norway or switzerland
Think their country is just SO not cultural educated:
Move to Paris (France)
Move to London (England)
Think their country is just so unfair on healthcare:
Move to a scandinavian country
Want Marijuana legalised:
Move to Amsterdam
(Denmark was also a viable option when Christiania was still functioning)
And so on – there’s always another european country that does something better than your own country… Depends on the subject
One of the best comments I heard in Canada. Someone was complaining about immigrants and someone responded by saying “that’s what the natives said”. Classic! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and it is lines like that which make cocktail parties so much more tolerable!
Well fed up, Canada was also inhabited by indigenous peoples and much of the country is on its way to become Native land once more. You thought Quebec was an issue, how about an Inuit self-ruling government in Nunavut want independence and decolonization? Mexico and much of Latin America is partially Amerindian with a strong mestizo consciousness or what’s known as indigenismo. The policy of the Mexican government has encouraged Amerindian peoples (10-30% of its 100 million) to preserve much of what was left of their tribal cultures after the Spanish conquest and rule for 300 years (1520-1820)…and the Canadian government kept and broke promises for the indigenous First Nations the same way like Mexico has. +
I want someone to run a train up my ass, but broken promises have been made. Instead, someone ran a garden hose up my ass and turned on the water, and now I feel used..
yoink!
why cant they just go!!!! im tired of seeing you people everywhere, talking loud on your cellphones while driving your hybrids and drinking coffee and almost hitting white pedestrians on their bikes. just leave already!!! theres plenty of land for you to invade and colonize in Canada. PLEASE LEAVE AND LET THE ORIGINAL AMERICANS ROAM THEIR LAND.
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