#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
February 24, 2008 by clander
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.
For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”
Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now.
Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.
Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”
They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.
But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.
Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.
Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.
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Phoque Canada. They kill baby seals.
Phuck canada! That’s where Sarah Palin lives.
Are you kidding me? Who is the ignorant person who said that Sarah Palin lives in the same country as I do?!?! Alaska is not Canada, you uneducated, ignorant, self-centered, typical egotistical American. No wonder most of you threaten to move up here…to get away from people just like you!
She doesn’t live there, but she can SEE it from Alaska. Almost the same thing!
she can also see russia, so she’s obviously over qualified to be our foreign affairs official, she can see TWO countries from her backyard and field dress a moose
oh nice one i like you
I’m European (Welsh actually) and have quite threatened to move to Canada, in fact I am this year. I’ve had enough of Britain!
I am American Of Cuban Parents and Family, And I will never leave this country. I am grateful, My family has been here since 67′. and we are grateful and patriotic. and we are by no means well off or close to it. If Obama Comes out I Will MOVE
But probably not Canada. Somewhere warm, lol like a private island. It’s funny because Usually rich snobs and celebs are the ones who whine like babies. To all those wanting to leave the United States. I say Go Ahead! You will make it a better place.
Please explain why you think having Mr. Obama for President would be so horrible? I hope you don’t think he is against Latinos or Cuban-Americans, in particular.
Actually, I look forward to having Obama for president.
The way I look at it, is the Obama presidency is my window of opportunity to escape to Canada and yet no longer hate being part of a country I barely recognize anymore.
Obama only has 4 sure years (reelection isn’t a guarantee) and he’d only have 8 years total. I’m pretty scared for what will happen post-Obama.
Actually I’m a Canadian white guy, and I threaten to move to California whenever the weather sucks.
ummmm why his Europe even considered a continent when it shares body of land with Asia. I thought to be a continent you need to be own landmass
are you kidding? can you name the 7 continents?
In Europe, we usually just threaten to move to somewhere else in Europe. Using Norwegians as a (rather obscure) example, we’ll threaten to move to Sweden, Denmark, Germany, France or even Iceland…
And Europe is a continent of its own because we don’t like Asians, only their food thankyouverymuch.
Perhaps Europeans threaten to move to New Zealand
No we don’t. Everything is perfect here. Politicians who suck the american neo-con dick just piss us off sometimes.
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I’m an Amercian-born Hispanic and I’m contemplating to move to Canada. I don’t like how this country has become.
You move here (Canada) and there’ll be lots of whities going after you for a date: #7 Diversity, #19 Travelling (Do you have family anywhere outside of the U.S.?), #20 Being an expert on your culture, #71 Being the only white person around, #78 Multilingual Children (they’ll be fantasizing about that too), #80 The Idea of Soccer, #101 Being Offended (on your behalf), etc.
European people threaten to move to Canada also, or they choose another country in Europe (example: “Let’s move to England when Sarkozy becomes president, if I’m french)
Great site by the way!
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