Comments on: #76 Bottles of Water http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/ This blog is devoted to stuff that white people like Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:48:02 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Greg http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-138471 Greg Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:38:12 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-138471 I've been around the world a bunch of times, and I can assure you nobody takes better care of their water supply than America does. I'm old enough to remember when the idea of selling water was so ridiculous nobody considered it. The rise in popularity of hysterical environmentalism, and organic nonsense could be a very good thing, for a savvy business man. What do you think about, 'a big can of cool fresh mountain air'. Maybe with a hint of evergreen in it? You know, for a healthy, no calorie pick me up in mind and spirit during the long day, or maybe while sitting on the bus in traffic. Think I could get a buck a can for it? Or maybe a tube of 'essence of fungus', just smear a little under your nose, to get a whiff of mother earth, to center you and ground you during the day. Maybe in an assortment of colors to let others know and be envious of your special connection with the planet. Perhaps a deep rich brown or earthy black, maybe even a deep purple. Perhaps even in citrus scents and rainbow colors for the fruitier ones among us. With and without glitter. Perhaps with recycled gender nuetral packaging. I gotta stop brainstorming out loud. All of these ideas are patent pending so don't even try it. I’ve been around the world a bunch of times, and I can assure you nobody takes better care of their water supply than America does. I’m old enough to remember when the idea of selling water was so ridiculous nobody considered it. The rise in popularity of hysterical environmentalism, and organic nonsense could be a very good thing, for a savvy business man. What do you think about, ‘a big can of cool fresh mountain air’. Maybe with a hint of evergreen in it? You know, for a healthy, no calorie pick me up in mind and spirit during the long day, or maybe while sitting on the bus in traffic. Think I could get a buck a can for it?
Or maybe a tube of ‘essence of fungus’, just smear a little under your nose, to get a whiff of mother earth, to center you and ground you during the day. Maybe in an assortment of colors to let others know and be envious of your special connection with the planet. Perhaps a deep rich brown or earthy black, maybe even a deep purple. Perhaps even in citrus scents and rainbow colors for the fruitier ones among us. With and without glitter. Perhaps with recycled gender nuetral packaging. I gotta stop brainstorming out loud. All of these ideas are patent pending so don’t even try it.

]]> By: David http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-138417 David Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:09:36 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-138417 Yes, some is filtered tap water, especially in places like the sub-continent where they prefer to have the heck filtered out of it to ensure its safe...check the sales there of mineral water vs 'filtered tap water'. But the overwhelming majority isn't! Check your bottle of water to see what is in it (mineral content etc..), as for your tap water, it's anyone's guess what it has in it...all you know is that you probably won't get seriously ill from it most of the time! good result! Yes, some is filtered tap water, especially in places like the sub-continent where they prefer to have the heck filtered out of it to ensure its safe…check the sales there of mineral water vs ‘filtered tap water’. But the overwhelming majority isn’t!
Check your bottle of water to see what is in it (mineral content etc..), as for your tap water, it’s anyone’s guess what it has in it…all you know is that you probably won’t get seriously ill from it most of the time! good result!

]]> By: Dickie Two http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-137981 Dickie Two Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:39:15 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-137981 Get a life quit sitting on it moron Stick it in your ear for a while Get a life quit sitting on it moron

Stick it in your ear for a while

]]> By: Tara http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-137613 Tara Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:44:22 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-137613 be really cool and super hip. distill your own damned water. then boil it again and add chlorine to kill the virus you sneezed on it. it's good. tastes like chicken soup without the salt. be really cool and super hip. distill your own damned water. then boil it again and add chlorine to kill the virus you sneezed on it.

it’s good. tastes like chicken soup without the salt.

]]> By: Greg http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-136589 Greg Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:57:59 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-136589 Most bottled water is tap water. Most bottled water is tap water.

]]> By: Cheryl http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-136346 Cheryl Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:20:22 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-136346 This is a whole new level of "white-ness." This is a whole new level of “white-ness.”

]]> By: Wednesday http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-136270 Wednesday Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:17:29 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-136270 most tap water tastes really disgusting most tap water tastes really disgusting

]]> By: Toldya http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-135784 Toldya Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:47:27 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-135784 Do everyone a favor and study English before you try to speak it. Do everyone a favor and study English before you try to speak it.

]]> By: Chas Underwood III http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-135342 Chas Underwood III Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:44:23 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-135342 Does drinking Brita count as tap water? Do I really need an aluminum bottle? Being white is harder than I thought! Fortunately, writing for StuffRichPeopleLove.com makes decisions like water simple. Find the most expensive spring water, put it in a designer bottle, fly it around the world and charge more per oz than fine French wine. Perfectly sane! Does drinking Brita count as tap water? Do I really need an aluminum bottle? Being white is harder than I thought! Fortunately, writing for StuffRichPeopleLove.com makes decisions like water simple. Find the most expensive spring water, put it in a designer bottle, fly it around the world and charge more per oz than fine French wine. Perfectly sane!

]]> By: Benny Blanco http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/26/76-bottles-of-water/#comment-135258 Benny Blanco Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:35:54 +0000 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/?p=121#comment-135258 GOTS ta get me one!! GOTS ta get me one!!

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