Posted in Food & Beverage on February 11, 2008 | 501 Comments »
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches. In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are [...]
Posted in Activities, People on February 10, 2008 | 974 Comments »
White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day. They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying [...]
Posted in Activities on February 10, 2008 | 700 Comments »
A good place to find white people on a Saturday is at a Bike Shop. Bike shops are almost entirely staffed and patronized by white people! But not all white people love bicycles in the same way, there is much diversity. First up, we have the younger urban white folks who absolutely love their fixed [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 7, 2008 | 938 Comments »
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 7, 2008 | 284 Comments »
One thing all white people believe is that natural medicine can cure everything. If you want to test this theory, think about which stores supply the bulk of natural/herbal remedies? Thats right! Whole Foods and Organic Co-ops! Because of a rather shady history, white people do not trust the pharmaceutical industry. Using pretty sound logic, [...]
Posted in Culture, Travel on February 7, 2008 | 721 Comments »
Though there is full white consensus on a number of white things, there is perhaps nothing that draws more universal white acclaim than the island nation of Japan. It should be noted, that some white people harbor SOME ill will toward Japan because of whaling, killing dolphins or Nanking. But those are generally considered isolated [...]
Posted in Film on February 6, 2008 | 556 Comments »
Juno, starring Halifax’s Ellen Page, is a critically acclaimed comedy about a wise cracking teenager, dealing with an unexpected pregnancy. As 2007′s Indie hit, it is alternative mainstream and white people love it when low budget movies do well, even though the $7 million budget is enough to feed thousands of villages in East Africa [...]
Posted in People on February 6, 2008 | 225 Comments »
A common characteristic amongst white people is the need to over analyze things, so they partake in activities such as therapy, writing a blog, or becoming an arts major. So its rather obvious why white people love lawyers so much as it is the one profession that has mastered the art of “over analyzing things”. [...]
Posted in Culture on February 5, 2008 | 358 Comments »
White people know that their ancestors did some messed up things. As a result, it has become hard wired for them to apologize for almost anything. In fact, white people are so used to apologizing that they start all sentences that might cause disagreement with “I’m sorry.” For example “I’m sorry, but Garden State was [...]
Posted in Culture, Food & Beverage on February 5, 2008 | 307 Comments »
White people are under a lot of pressure to like cooking. Everything in their culture tells them that they need to have a nice kitchen and that they need to cook with organic, fresh ingredients to make delicious, complicated food. Though any great chef can prepare fantastic meals with a knife and a few pots, [...]
Posted in Culture on February 5, 2008 | 200 Comments »
The study of white people is growing quickly. As we move forward, it’s important to recognize the outstanding work being doing by those outside of this blog. I was preparing to write a post about how white people love “old school” hip hop, and take it very seriously. Or perhaps how they love “conscious” hip [...]
Posted in Activities on February 4, 2008 | 954 Comments »
A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level. It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. [...]
Posted in Culture, People on February 4, 2008 | 696 Comments »
White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program. The [...]
Posted in Activities, Travel on February 4, 2008 | 276 Comments »
It is hardly a secret that all white people love being near water. And why wouldn’t they? It has so many of the activities that they love to do: swimming, kayaking, canoeing, sailing, and it’s a perfect place to read next to. But before we move on, let’s not gloss over that last point. White [...]
Posted in Culture on February 3, 2008 | 370 Comments »
White people hate a lot of stuff (white people who vote republican, television, Vin Diesel movies, SUVs, fast food) but every once in a while they turn that hate into sweet irony. Often times, white people will make a joke about how hard it is to define irony. It’s not that funny, and back in [...]
