#82 Hating Corporations
March 5, 2008 by clander
One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources.
While the growth of multi-national corporations can be attributed to a number of complex social, economic and political factors, many white people prefer to take the word of two trusted sources: No Logo and AdBusters.
Published in 2000, No Logo has been responsible for more white person “enlightenment” than any book since the burning of the library at Alexandria. By reading this one magic book, white people are able to get a full grasp on the evils of multi-national corporations and then regurgitate it to friends and family.
Advanced white people will supplement No Logo with a subscription to AdBusters, where they will learn how to subvert corporate culture and return it to the masses. Specifically, this means taking ads and redoing them to give a negative message about a product. Apparently the belief is that when other people see this ad, they will be hit with an epiphany that their entire existence has been a Matrix-style manufactured universe.
If you plan to engage in lengthy conversations or get high with white people it is recommended that you read No Logo or one issue of AdBusters. Failing that, it is acceptable to buy a copy to leave on your coffee table. When white people see it, they will recognize you as someone who can see through the advertising and has a proper perspective on life.
When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea in the same breath as the companies mentioned earlier. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like.
Following these simple steps can help you gain the trust and respect of white people in a relatively short period of time.
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wrong……..pleant of white people like corporations….only libs hate corporations…and thats because they hate things that create a system where peopl work to earn money and succeed on their own. because corporations dont give out free shit to poor people, except for loans forced by libs that shut them down….libs hate them…except the ones they ruined
I was a small business owner for some time. There is a huge difference between large corporations interests and mine. I resented what they could get away with, and never felt on the same page with their agenda. Also, when visiting my fellow strip mall business owners, i found that i was often not alone in this conclusion.
Well there is an oxymoron. A small business owner and a liberal? No wonder you are no longer in business.
Actually Greg, i did quite well in business. The reason is not all of us “liberals” are black and white. I would be considered a Republican 25 – 30 years ago. This is something that has changed over time. My positions on a number of issues is split down the middle between what we now call Liberal and Conservative. I am certain that you neither understand nor accept this as a position. I have watched the politics of hate grow over time: i fear this will be the downfall of this country…
This comes in time for the premiere of [i]Capitalism: A Love Story[/i].
This commentary comes in handy on the eve of the preiere of [i]Capitalism: A Love Story[/i].
thats why everyone goes to target….being the only mexican in a town is so confusing in california where there is way less white people everyone goes to wal-mart….confusing
there are so many mexicans in walmart!!!
it’s like a mini mexico
Wal-mart is a good ol’ southern conservative institution, but at least they don’t force black people or Mexicans to use the opposite door. The south changed all right and it shall rise again (it’s in a decline, thanks to carpetbaggers like Newt, the Bushes and the Clintons). +
It’s amazing to me just how stupid liberals are. I blame an over funded public education system that encourages this ignorant victim mentallity. Republicans and conservatives have had more to do with minority rights than democrats have ever had. History proves it, revision history confuses it. While democrats have more to do with entitlements and perpetuating victim myths. Its easy to see why minorities continue to vote democrat, and refuse to claim the equality that the U.S. Constitution already provides. Its as simple as a four letter word, W-O-R-K.
There you go again Greg…It’s amazing to me how stupid conservatives are. I blame lazy lifers who sit on their arse for twenty years , engage in a bit of inbreeding, “retire”, and take up contracting. SHADDUP!!!
Amazing. You make looking this stoopid seem effortless.
um I thought republicans deal more w/ minorities in order to keep them ignorant and to “W-O-R-K” as cheap labor?…. thats not very morally righteous.
That’s what you get for thinking, I guess.
…as opposed to guessing (How’s the dawgs?)
Study your history. Carpetbaggers are people from the north who come to the south to change things against the will of the locals. Newt is from GA, Bush is from TX, and Clinton is from AR, all southerners. The south will never rise again. Get over it. The rest of the country has.
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