#82 Hating Corporations
March 5, 2008 by clander
One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources.
While the growth of multi-national corporations can be attributed to a number of complex social, economic and political factors, many white people prefer to take the word of two trusted sources: No Logo and AdBusters.
Published in 2000, No Logo has been responsible for more white person “enlightenment” than any book since the burning of the library at Alexandria. By reading this one magic book, white people are able to get a full grasp on the evils of multi-national corporations and then regurgitate it to friends and family.
Advanced white people will supplement No Logo with a subscription to AdBusters, where they will learn how to subvert corporate culture and return it to the masses. Specifically, this means taking ads and redoing them to give a negative message about a product. Apparently the belief is that when other people see this ad, they will be hit with an epiphany that their entire existence has been a Matrix-style manufactured universe.
If you plan to engage in lengthy conversations or get high with white people it is recommended that you read No Logo or one issue of AdBusters. Failing that, it is acceptable to buy a copy to leave on your coffee table. When white people see it, they will recognize you as someone who can see through the advertising and has a proper perspective on life.
When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea in the same breath as the companies mentioned earlier. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like.
Following these simple steps can help you gain the trust and respect of white people in a relatively short period of time.
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White people control the government, run the corporations and has the money in banks. Why white people hate them? Besides, America was founded on the idea anyone can do what they want and open a business, no strict business regulation and plenty of competitors. The USA perfected the idea of capitalism because we’re a democracy, not the USSR under communism and government-domination of the economy. Is that what America really wants? WEIRD. +
i hate white people fuck you all
Well said, and thank you for that. Now please get back to the shallow end of the gene pool.
And I hate your grammar.
the ministry of love says…..embrace big corporations…..they are your friends….they bring good things to life….they don’t make things, they make things better….you’ll love what they’ll do for you….with them, you’ll be ‘lovin it’….
corporations are your friends
corporations are your friends
corporations are your friends
corporations are your friends
—HAL.
THE AMERICAN DREAM
I love this writer because he’s smarter than 99% of the people he is making fun of.
Obviously some of the crap that these people do, hating MNC’s, etc, etc is legitimate. But the fact that there is a serious degree of fashion in the ideas and objects they cling onto is what makes it ridiculous.
Trying to act cool makes you a loser, being cool is a completely different thing, because you just do what you do, you’re not following anyone.
I never heard of nologo or adbusters til now, but I’ve seen plenty of examples of this anti-corporate culture and it’s really annoying. But not as annoying as people who write lame blogs that tacitly undermine the other anti-corporate campaigns of indigenous and impoverished people from around the world who are also fighting against the corporate takeover of their lands and privatization of their governments.
come on. have you ever been to a place where indigenous and impoverished people are fighting against corporate take over and privatization of their governments?
i doubt it. why? because impoverished people are impoverished BECAUSE of their government; because the government doesn’t allow businesses (ie. corporations) and just claims ownership of all resources for itself.
get your shit straight. leave the usa. go see the world, and then talk.
peace.
ps. i own you.
yeah this guy owned u!!
True…very true
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on books and magazines which are anti-corporation.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
White people invented the corporation along with every single institution of modern business… so if they feel like hating them, why not?
Don’t tell white people Target donates to the Republican party. It would crush their world and make them realize what tools they are for being brilliantly marketed to.
White people hate big box stores.
Read the last paragraph:
“When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea in the same breath as the companies mentioned earlier. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like.”
It’s important to hate the WRONG big box stores. In the first paragraph, Wal*Mart, McDonalds and Microsoft are mentioned. These are the three most hated corporations by people who consider themselves trendy, edgy, or hip.
FIGHT CLUB!!!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
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