#83 Bad Memories of High School
March 6, 2008 by clander
The most time and cost efficient way of gaining a white person’s trust and friendship is to talk to them about their time in high school.
Virtually every white person you meet was a nerd in a high school-it it is how they were able to get into a good arts program and law school. As such, their memories of high school are painful, but not tragic since they were able to eventually find success in the real world. Exploiting this information is your one way to ticket into the heart of a white person.
Your first priority must be to steer the conversation to the topic of high school, which is not very difficult. If you are talking about music, mention the music you think they would have liked in high school and how you were taunted for liking those bands. If you cannot properly gauge the type of music a white person liked in high school, you should always say that you were really into The Cure. All white people know that liking The Cure in high school is an invitation to be tortured by the cool kids. This will bring about instant sympathy and respect.
It is also acceptable to discuss how you were in love with a cool kid who never loved you back. For added effect, you can mention how said cool kid is now doing very poorly and that you are excited for the upcoming reunion.
If these first two points were not enough to gain an adequate level of trust, you can close the deal by saying: “I was the only <insert ethnicity> kid in Improv/on the paper/on student council.” Wait for a sympathetic look and then you will know that you have forged an unbreakable and easily exploited bond.
For maximum effectiveness, this technique should be used in a social group setting where everyone can share their stories. By guiding the conversation, you will be seen as a natural and sympathetic leader. This can be easily exploited for professional and social gain.
Note: In the rare encounter that you meet a white person who was “cool” in high school, do not panic. There is a 100% chance that one of their other cool friends sold them out in a coup for control of their social circle. Failing that, you can exploit the inherent guilt they feel about their treatment of nerds.
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Yup pretty much everyone at my college (Gonzaga U) always complained about how much they hated high school…..all I could think was…damn you guys must’ve been nerds….cus high school kicked ass for me.
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White people love blogs, but more than blogs they also love criticizing other peoples blogs. More than criticizing other people’s blogs … they LOVE getting defensive about their whiteness. “White people aren’t like that! What about …”
Hey don’t forget there are white people everywhere else in the world too! I don’t know anyone who says they hated high school that’s definately an American thing. Maybe it’s just the entertainment industry that reinforced your hate of high school, it couldn’t have been bad for 90% of people?!
I am laughing so hard right now. tee hee.
that’s something else white people like….to make fun of anything and everyone (but only when they are with their very close “white friends”) we have to remain PC ya know.
hahahahahahha.
Gosh, I just got beaten up a lot in high school. One time, after having my nose broken for the second time that year, the vice-principal called me into his office and wanted to know why these things always happen to me. When I left school that day I decided to drive my car over an embankment and into the river than have to go back to school. At least I got a week in the hospital out of it. Funny thing is, as I was rolling down the hill, for what I thought were the last few seconds of my life, I was listening to — you guessed it — the Cure.
Thanks for the memories.
Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White Countries for Everybody
“Liberals and respectable conservatives say there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.”
“The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.”
“Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.”
“What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?”
“How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?”
“And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?”
“But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.”
“They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.”
“Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.”
Like, blacks and hispanics and Jews, are whites (i.e. European Americans) allowed to organize to advance their political and cultural interests? If not, this site is not pro-white, but just another dead-end distraction meant to divert our energy and resources.
What Jew created this site?
Im so glad I found this blog, so much cutting edge, ahead of its time stuff on here. Nothng wrong with cheerleaders they make the world go round…………
I actually loved high school… was a cheerleader and highly involved with lots of friends. Now that I’m older I see how immature it was, but I still loved it.
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