Posted in Products on March 7, 2008 | 789 Comments »
Many people and cultures view t-shirts as a simple piece of apparel that can be acquired cheaply and worn in casual situations. For white people, it’s never that easy. The t-shirt is one of the most complex and expressive items in their entire wardrobe. Your choice of casualwear says a lot about you, and there [...]
Posted in Culture, People on March 6, 2008 | 629 Comments »
The most time and cost efficient way of gaining a white person’s trust and friendship is to talk to them about their time in high school. Virtually every white person you meet was a nerd in a high school-it it is how they were able to get into a good arts program and law school. [...]
Posted in Culture, literature on March 5, 2008 | 917 Comments »
One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources. While the growth of multi-national corporations can be attributed to [...]
Posted in Culture, literature, Work on March 4, 2008 | 1,134 Comments »
Being white means to engage in a day in, day out struggle to prove that you are smarter than other white people. By the time they reach college, most white people are confronted with the fact that they may not be as smart as they imagined. In coffee shops, bars, and classes white people will [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on March 3, 2008 | 1,396 Comments »
Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it’s a trap. If you then attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people don’t actually enjoy [...]
Posted in Products on March 2, 2008 | 534 Comments »
When white people envision their dream home, a key part of the fantasy involves a least one piece of furniture designed by a famous architect from the 1930s. Architects like Mies van der Rohe and Le Corbusier designed iconic modern furniture that has inspired virtually everything made by Ikea and Design Within Reach, both of [...]
