Being Excessively Early For Events, Classes, Meetings, Work, Parties, Etc
By: Eve A.
White people will frequently show up to various events 15- 35 minutes early for no reason at all. A favorite quote used to explain this phenomenon is “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable”. What this means and why they live by this quote no one really knows, but it is a mantra that white people frequently recite to themselves every morning, as means or ensuring their timeliness to whatever function, they will be attending. In fact, this timeliness requirement extends to all areas of life, whether they are attending a social function, such as a party, where no one cares if you show up at the exact time it starts or to work, where being on time actually matters.
There is only one exception to this rule, which is when there is a limited supply of something that is deemed ultra-important by the white community, such as concert tickets, computers or other sale electronics, or reality television spots. White people may show up, 8- 24 hours early, instead of the normal 15-35 minutes, for these special cases, even if it means sleeping on the street in middle of winter (which is also referred to as camping) and foregoing “non-essential” things such as showering, brushing your teeth, and even eating.
Note- To gain the full approval of white people, being early is an absolute requirement. By arriving 15 minutes early to a class, one will gain their approval, but to gain their utmost respect and admiration you will need to show up 25 minutes early or more. They will automatically see you as a person who has attained a level of earliness, which can only they strive to achieve! Additionally, you will earn bonus points if you give a look of disapproval to people who are late or inquire about the cause of the tardiness of people who fail to meet this timeliness requirement. This will show you that you are genuinely committed to this super important cause and want to fix this societal ill.
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White people cannot compete with the Japanese in this regard. I worked in Japan for one year. I taught at high schools, but when class was not in session, it was required that I appear at the local prefectural government office. However, it was NOT required that I do anything for the board of education at this time. It was expected that I would show on time, and little else. Despite my not having any responsibility and my not contributing any work on these days, my supervisor would become very vocal about my being even two minutes late. Damn that 8:30 a. m. daily chime.
Silence! The practice of defining mundane or positive traits, habits or preferences as evidence of strange, hypocritical or amusing, is only acceptable when confined to White Anglo Saxon Protestants. To observe that the Japanese are very polite is kinda racist. To claim that spooks are “obsessively anally retentive” about time keeping is hysterically funny.
That is funny I always thought I was the only one.
A favorite quote used to explain this phenomenon is “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable”.
When you have a quotation, commas and periods ALWAYS go inside the quotation marks, while question marks and explanation points go inside the marks if they are part of the quote and outside the marks if they are not.
-2 Aryan points for you.
There you have it… Jews are NOT white…There’s something called, “Jewish time” which means, if youwant us there by 7:30, better say 6:45… Although I do show up for job interviews early, and for the past month or two, have been managing to get to work on time most days…
Lol…like CP Time? I’m black and Jewish…so you know lol.
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