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Winner #5

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By: David Munoz of Panda Force
White people hate math. If you want to befriend white people, mention “that weird Asian calculus teacher who drew perfect circles” and how much you hated his class (bonus points if you mention how your parents made you get an even worse tutor who was more clueless than you and smelled bad). However, white
people are fascinated by “the power of statistics” since the math has already been done for them. Some magazines, like TIME, have a section in each magazine that has some interesting statistics ($80 trillion: the amount spent by the US in the Iraqi war) followed by absurd, barely related ones (4,317 yards: the
distance covered if you were to take all the ammunition shells fired by US soldiers in Iraq since the war started). White people who read TIME will quote these statistics, but even non-TIME reading white people will throw in stats they read in a less-than-credible study. It’s not unusual to hear such things
as “I don’t mind this neighborhood since I’m not Republican. 80% of them are anti-minority, you know” or “I don’t think you should let Sally play softball because 70% of softball players are lesbians”.

White people  love sounding smarter than their peers and will jump at any chance to use a statistic if it’s applicable to the conversation in any way. The more absurd the statistic, the more clever and original you will seem. Stats can also hide negative feelings. If you meet a white person who wishes went to a
school that they refer to as the “Harvard of the (Region where the university they attended is), they may say something like “Good thing I didn’t go to an Ivy since 35% of their graduates reported being unhappy with their lives”. It is considered rude to laugh and you should instead smile or throw in another
appropriate statistic if handy.

The only time you should not use a statistic is to ask a white person if they knew “that (random number) % of statistics aren’t true”. You will be seen as being unoriginal, not funny, and will get stared at.

Disclaimer: 100% of these statistics were made up


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Mechanical Engineer on October 1, 2009 at 11:18 am

NOTE: YOUR BELIEFS AND THE ACTUAL TRUTH ARE NOT THE SAME THINGS.

White people are TERRIBLE at Mathematics and Science as a whole. Their European continent was under the rule of Asiatics and Moors for 750 years. That is where Europeans really obtained their “Renaissance” from. After they laid claim on all the Moorish and Asiatic technology left behind as the Moors and Asiatics left Europe behind after almost 8 centuries of rule. Prior to that Europeans (Whites) were savages without a written language.

I know this harms the false pride of Whites, but there is treatment for ‘delusions of grandeur’ a genetic illness which affects all Whites. Whites might need to seek treatment for this illness they have.

Unless you’re good at advanced Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry as a whole, you CANNOT invent anything. So how did White people end up with everything even though they’re mostly all incompetent at Math & Science? Well by two (2)ways: Terrorism and Exploitative Business Deals.

The White Race is behind all terrorism on Earth. Kill the entire White Race off and terrorism will suddenly stop. The White Race will use drugs and other methods as conspirators behind global terrorism. Meanwhile they’ll use that to cause economic and social upheaval worldwide, so that brainy Eastern/Asian Engineers, Scientists and Technicians either develop the technology Whites want or face the economic and social upheaval Whites cause in non-Western lands.

Those who don’t cooperate with the terrorism and exploitation created by the Whites end up another “assassinated” non-White “leader” in the eyes of the fake global media. Which just reinforces the false stereotypes that ignorant and silly Whites have about non-Whites.

If Whites knew how their political, economic and business leaders use terrorism and exploitation to steal and hijack Asian/Eastern-invented technologies into the West, then maybe some of them might try to overthrow their system.

But then again, maybe not, because knowing that math/science-fearing Whites have not invented one known technology, and that the entire West is based on fraud, this would harm the false pride of even the rebellious Whites.

Bottom line, all that Whites do is go to business school, learn how to exploit, rob, lie, steal and hijack Asian/Eastern Technologies. Then have them mass-produced and sold in the West, as if they are “Western”, usually by exploiting Mexicans and Blacks to do the dirty work.

A White person wouldn’t know a Zener Diode from a Wafer Switch, or a Kilowatt-Hr from a Joule/sec from a Newton-Meter. They’re all different and denote separate expressions in Physics.

White people are fairy tale writers of corporate fiction, then use that to convince masses of people it’s real by mass-producing technologies they have STOLEN!

Even Hitler and Nazis obtained all of their technology from Asiatics, Jews and Hindus. Even the Swastika comes from the Persians and Hindus. Piston Engines, Turbine Engines, and Firearms were all of Asian origin.

Germans made up more corporate fiction about Rudolf Diesel, Karl Benz and Nicklaus Otto as the “creators” of internal combustion piston engines. The real truth is that those technologies were introduced to Germans by the Turks, Persians and East Indians who came in with them during the Middle Ages. The reverse of a piston pump, inducting fuel vapors to compression & ignition is the basic origination of the piston engine. This concept was completely from the Middle East, India and China as is all combustion engines which exists today. They’re not from Europe or Europeans (Whites).

That is another reason Asian immigration is so high into the West. Whites aren’t able to create any technology on their own, so they offer very high-paying careers to Asian/Eastern immigrants who are Engineers, Technicians and Scientists to come over to the West and work for some White-owned Super Corporation, and develop the technologies they want.

Go to any University, Technical College or R&D Division at any major corporation, it’s 80% Easterners & Asians, 12% Jews and 8% Whites/Blacks/Hispanics.

One of these days, the truth will come out and all non-Whites will unite, this is the greatest fear of Whites and the White Elite have in general.

Either all Whites will go into slavery and have to clean toilets, which is what they would only be good at doing as honest work. Or Death Camps will open up for Whites and they’ll be both medically experimented on and subsequently exterminated.

None of you can get mad at me, because you’re the criminals not me. Only Whites have gone into the rest of the world and caused all the poverty, famine and committed mass-murder and mass-robbery. Only Whites have murdered 100 million Blacks while using them to build their nations without even thanking them and giving them reparations. Only Whites have committed genocide upon 103 million American Indians and still walk around like America & Canada is “their” nations. The Whites are the real illegal immigrants and terrorists not the Mexicans, not anyone else.

You all eventually will have to pay the price in its most severe penalty for partaking in and supporting the criminal and fraudulent White Western system. This is your fate, for it is sealed.


You are an asshole.
You have no idea what you’re talking about. You ignorant whore.

White people have invented plenty of things. For example:

THE LIGHTBULB
Jet engines
The submarine
PENICILLIN
The electron microscope
Viagra
AUTOMOBILES
Locomotive steam engine
Power looms
Sewing machines
LOCOMOTIVES
Missiles
The first freely programmable computer
Pregnancy tests
X-rays
Syphilis test
BRAILLE
The first seaplane
The stethoscope
Hot air balloons
TELEPHONES
Pasteurization
Parachutes
Modern road asphalt
Velcro
THE PERIODIC TABLE
Antiseptics
TELEVISION
Lawnmowers
Microwaves and
OVENS

Just because white people have done some bad shit in the past doesn’t mean they didn’t invent anything worthwhile in the math and science department. Without the inventions of white people you wouldn’t be able to heat up the cheap hotpockets you eat or see if you contracted syphilis. You also wouldn’t be able to talk to your mom on the phone about your depressing life, read when you become blind, or get it up when you’re a pathetic old man who wants to jack off. So fuck you.


 
 
The real Michael d. on September 22, 2009 at 10:28 pm

Great post, Mr. Aerospace man. I doubt evolution was used for racial purposes, but the falsehood of racial superiority is what America has suffered from…and class inequality is much worse to have the high 1% or “top tenth” run the lifes of everyone else. The legacy of color-based racism is still with us, no matter how hard most white people have gave up the falsehood of racism. But the liberal elites and conservative corporations kept the race caste system alive and well, to further divide us and put most of us down. +


 
Aerospace Engineer on September 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm

ALL INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY WHICH EXIST WERE ACTUALLY FIRST INVENTED BY EASTERNERS & ASIANS NOT WHITE PEOPLE. IN ORDER TO DESIGN & BUILD ANYTHING, ONE MUST BE GOOD AT MATH, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, APPLIED ENGINEERING & MECHANICAL/ELECTRICAL ALGORITHMS. WHITES ARE HORRIBLE AT MATH & SCIENCE, ALL THEY CAN DO IS SELL OR COPY THE TECHNOLOGY EASTERNERS & ASIANS INVENT. LESS INTELLIGENT & DELUSIONAL WHITES HAVE TAKEN CREDIT FOR TECHNOLOGIES THEY DID NOT INVENT.

White people actually never invented anything, not one thing at all. Whites are nothing but copycats, frauds and thieves who hijacked everything they have from everyone else. Whites have always been terrible at Mathematics and objective Science which is math-based, such as Engineering & Technology. Just because Whites buy, sell and steal technologies developed and invented by Easterners, Asians and Egyptians doesn’t make anything more than the low-life degenerate sales people and half-wit frauds they really are. There is a reason why immigration into the West from the East is so high. Whites aren’t able to develop anything without Easterners, Asians and African immigrants in their R&D Laboratories.

41% of all adult Hindus, Jews, Persians, Chinese and Japanese and East Indian Natives in the USA hold a PHd in some type of Engineering and Science. 43% of all Black African immigrants in the USA hold a PHd in Medicine or Engineering. Less than 2% of all Whites in America hold a Phd, even when adjusted for per capita proportions.

Whites can only gain any power by cheating and exploiting the money and business scams. That’s all, without non-Whites the Whites would be back in their caves, deficating on each other. There is a time that Whites will be casted back to their rightful place in their caves and everything they stole from everyone else will be rightfully taken back.
Because Whites have a defective Pineal Gland due to deficiency of the Hormone Melanin, they are this stupid, while having delusions of grandeur.

Whites never went to the Moon either, only people stupid to believe that are other Whites. You cannot have footprints on a colloidal particulate sand surface without moisiture from an atmosphere, gravitational forces and a magnetic field. The Moon lacks all of these and plus where were the stars?

No idiotic White person who relies on the Mathematic abilities of imported Easterners and Asians ever went to the Moon. No one can, because of the strong unseen Gamma Wave Radiation belt which exists around the Earth called the “Van Allen” Radiation Belts.

Again more White stupidity and White snake-oil salesman.

At best, all that Whites can do is come up with pseudo-sciences which are nothing more than more bogus religions with have no scientific evidence whatsoever. Such as the false religion of “evolution”, first propogated by a racist, sexist and imbecile, who wasn’t even a scientist named “Charles Darwin”.

The book Charles Darwin wrote, “Origin of Species” is the shortened title of the actual book title. The actual book title really was: ‘Origin of the Species of the Favored Races of Mankind’

“A woman is lower than that of a Negro and an ape.” – Charles Darwin, 1892

Charles Darwin was a racist, imbecile, sexist and degenerate who lived off his father and grandfather’s money and even their ideas. But even Charles Darwin stated in the end of his book that, he might not be certain in his evolution theories and sees that they’re full of error.

It’s obvious the Fascist Racist Bankers who control this world are pushing the ideas of a degenerate racist, sexist lowlife like Charles Darwin.

Genetics proves with absolutely objective mathematical and bio-crystalline electron microscopical certainty that all DNA is is highly organized and engineered by an Intelligent Designer. In the same way a computer is. Less than 1% of DNA is even understood and is already as complex as the world’s most advanced supercomputer. Claiming that a supercomputer “evolved” from dirt by itself, without an Intelligent Designer is not science, it’s just another religion which lacks any scientific fact. Hence “Evolution”, is the religion of racist bankers over the world, to push for their global caste system.

Charlie Darwin was the epitome of what an inbred, brain-damaged degenerate could ever stoop down to. For he was the laughing stock of Dr. Gregor Mendel, the leading Geneticist during Charles Darwin’s time. The only reason Evolution has reared its ugly head into our time once again, is because of all the digusting Fascist Nazi Bankers who own all the Univeristies, Banks, and even our U.S. Government as of now.

They tell you false doctrines and you believe them because they have money. That is you greatest sin, it’s also why you’ve become a bunch of idiots lacking any understanding and concepts of objective science and mathematics.

You cannot follow any truths anyway, it is no surprise Whites are horrible at mathematics and stole Mathematics from Easterners, African Egyptians and Asians.

Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Engineering/Technology Sciences, Language, Philosophy, Economics, Culture, Spiritual Knowledge, Metaphysics, Applied Mechanics and ALL inventions originated out of Asia-Egypt-India-Persia. The fraud West has done nothing but steal, copy and commercialize. This means your genetically-inferior White Western selves shall be laid to waste before everything you stole is rightfully taken back. It’s not a matter of ‘if’ but simply, ‘when’.

Mathematics, physics, chemistry, engineering/technology, language, philosophy, economics, culture, spiritual knowledge, metaphysics, all technological inventions & concepts originated out of Asia-Egypt-India-Persia. Genetically-inferior mental defective Whites have done nothing but steal, copy and commercialize from everyone else.

No more White Privilege and Affirmative Action for fraud idiot sociopathic Whites who have calcified Pineal Glands in their brains because of their Melanin Hormone Deficiency.

The reason why Whites are so stupid like dummies who can be programmed with lies without any mannerism for rational interpretation, is because Whites lack a crucial Hormone called Melanin. Without Melanin, the Pineal Gland in the brain will calcify and harden. A calcified Pineal Gland causes 2 dimensional perception, knocking out not only the 3rd dimension but also the electromagnetic 4th dimensional perceptional, creativity, innovation and “third eye” capabilities. This is why Whites are a blinded pseudo-human species, with all but one of their chakras even functional. They are unable to see any truths beyond the lies presented to them along with their own sociopathic, justifying, erroneous and pathological psychology.

Not only are Whites at a loss with truth and real intelligence, they’re by nature a savage beastly race of murderers and robbers, who accuse everyone else of murder and robbery.

Just for the record, Mathematics, Chemistry and Physics were all first invented in India, Egypt, Ethiopia, Persia and Arabia, which is known as the Kush Empire. The British stole the Calculus Chronicles from India, the Turbine Engine concept from Egypt, the Piston Engine from Persia and North India and the Airfoil Principle from India, Persia and China. They also copied firearms from the Moors, Chinese, Hindus, Persians and Mongols.

Whites were still living in caves and deficating other each other when the principles, concepts and inventions of the airfoil, turbines, firearms, piston-pumps reversed into piston engines powered on oil were already developed in India, Persia, Mongolia, Central Asia and Egypt and China.

Just because the British went all over the world and stole everything doesn’t mean Whites “created” what they stole and put their names on.

That is why most Engineers, Technicians and Scientists are of Asian, East Indian, Persian, Chinese and immigrant East African origin, within the U.S.

Don’t you ever dare speak the lie that “Whites created mathematics and science” when they can’t even add and subtract, write a complete sentence correctly and figure out that “evolution” is a religion not a science!

Before the Romans, Saxons and Greeks who were educated by the Egyptians, Persians, Chinese and East Indians, came over to the naked, language-less and cannibalistic, human-flesh-eating British in the year 650 A.D., the Brits were just that, a language-less, cannibalistic, naked savage race of sub-humans.

Even your language, the so-called “English” language is of Latin, Greek, Persian, Sanskrit, Hindi, Egyptian and Hebrew extractions.

Brought to you by non-English people, especially after the Romans came and left, the Moors gave you the most. The Black Moors of Egyptian extraction used to rule Europe for 750 years, and they introduced Firearms, The Bible, Classical Scales for the Scales were invented in Pre-Arabic Egypt, engineering, nobility and many inventions.

It is no surprise why White people, a genetically-inferior race with defects in writing, reading, mathematics, science. logic and innovation, sit behind the money system. So that they can take the credit for the inventions of normal colored humans, who are melanin-rich and have a normally functioning brains and Pineal Glands.

Remember, all Mathematics, Technologies, Engineering, Sciences, and Occult (which means hidden not Satanic) Teachings, originate from the Mystery Schools of India, Persia, Babylon, and Egypt. The Freemasons are the copycat White imposters of the original non-White Freemasons of those civilizations of the Mystery Schools which base everything the West has (stole).

Most Engineers, Scientists and Technicians in the United States of America are of Eastern/Asian or immigrant African origins. Most Whites work at McDonalds or are sales people. The few “Whites” who are actually Engineers and Scientists happen to be ethnic Jews, but they’re more mixed with Semitic Races.

You need the Hormone Melanin in your body and brain to be a normally functioning human being with a normal healthy body and brain. The skin, hair and eyes become dark to black when high amounts of Melanin exist within the body and brain of a person. White people are genetically-defective people, because their bodies do not produce enough Melanin, that is why their Pineal Gland is dysfunctional leading to their sub-human state.


At least we rule the world bitch. More than you can say. Almost all of your statistics are bullshit.


 
 
 

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